The official WTF?! topic!

[Dot50Cal]

Ok so heres the deal. Theres lots of stuff in our lives that might be interesting to some, however such things do not warrant a whole topic dedicated to them.

So thats what this is for. Feel free to spam it with whatever random thoughts you have, but dont go too far!

Ill start us off with:

My dad just had surgery! YAYY!!!!!!! :woohoo:

[Malice]

What was wrong with your dad if you don't mind me asking?

Also, my uncle is a crack head(seriously). My aunt also died of cancer about a year and a half ago. Man cancer is a horrible thing. I feel sorry for anybody who has it or anybody who has loved ones who have it.

[Dot50Cal]

Well its a bit odd but apparently he has a "Fissure"....Yeah and it got infected or something. Pretty fucked up..Its a real pain in the ass!! HAR HAR!! Anyway hes recovering now.

[BioHazardBlade]

hey, I know what a "fissure" is. I have one. It's nasty as hell, sometimes I like shit blood everywhere. Isn't that wonderful to know? :doh:

[Malice]

Yeah, thanks for sharing that. *Pukes*.

[Dot50Cal]

They are indeed awful..Ughh alright lets change this current line of topic:

I got the Shadow Of Colossus demo today in the mail, But I havent played it yet because I dont care!!! Yet sony still sends me demos!!

[Ackart The Fox]

I have no school, yet I'm 16. =D Loopholes!

[BioHazardBlade]

I just got 3 new mags for my H&K USP. They're fucking 10-rounders, which means that they're not half as cool as the two that came with the pistol (13-round mags that still have the "For Law Enforcement/Military use only" stamp on them) That brings the total of bullets I can carry (with ease in my BlackHawk assault vest) to 57 rounds of .40-cal, 165gr Hydra-Shok. Fuck with me :pompous:

[Malice]

They are indeed awful..Ughh alright lets change this current line of topic:

I got the Shadow Of Colossus demo today in the mail, But I havent played it yet because I dont care!!! Yet sony still sends me demos!!Hey, if you don't want the demo, can I have it? I've been wanting that game for a while now. And playing the demo would be sweet. I'll even pay for the shipping.

Hit me up with a PM if you're interested. I would be sooooo willing to take it off of your hands.

[Dot50Cal]

Well...Im finally cleaning up my room so I might play it when I get my PS2 hooked back up lol. Ill see though ;)

[Nikovich]

We've got a paintball tournament in PA on Saturday. I hope it's indoors. We probably won't even end up going though.

[BioHazardBlade]

my girlfriend's a whore.

[Dot50Cal]

We've got a paintball tournament in PA on Saturday. I hope it's indoors. We probably won't even end up going though.
You live in PA?

Blade, what did she do? :woohoo:

[BioHazardBlade]

tell me if you don't think this is fucked up: she wants to keep dating me, she still loves me, but she wants to, while still dating me, go fuck other guys. And I told her whatever, go do what you want. That's why she's a whore. Good thing is, if I find a chick that I want to bang, I can. Bad thing is, right now I don't have time to go chasing after ass. I work 70 hours a week.

[Dot50Cal]

I think thats rather fucked up, dump the bitch. You dont want the clap do ya?

[Nikovich]

Sounds like she's a poster child for the current "what about me" generation. Don't dump her, shoot her so she can't pass her genes on.

And no, I don't live in PA. It's going to be a six hour drive to this tournament.

Ugggggggghhhhhhhh.............

[Ackart The Fox]

Thing about that is, people who actually know what the FUCK they're doing will only have one kid, if that many. Joe Blow will make it his lifelong dream to fuck as much as possible.

And we wonder why there are so many idiots in the world today...

[K5Blazer]

Ill use this for random complaints!

I work for the army, everyone i work with is a fucking idiot so i end up doing all the work even though they have been doing this shit for 25years and i have been for 2 years.

Im very pissed off at my nissan besides the $538 payment for the next 5 years (6 year loan) its not only suspectible to damage. But, the thing has unsolvable frontend problems.

My computer is a fucking pos.

yaaay

[Dot50Cal]

Niko you are crazy!

I dont like Emo kids! They annoy me very much!!!!

[Malice]

Well...Im finally cleaning up my room so I might play it when I get my PS2 hooked back up lol. Ill see though ;)Well hell, when you're done playing it, I would STILL like to have it. And I would STILL pay for shipping. :P But hey, if not, it's cool.

Man, if I don't get a fucking job soon I'ma go insane. I've looked EVERYWHERE but still no luck. I could get a job at Burger King or something, but fuck no. There's NO WAY I'm working in fast food. Ever.

[Dot50Cal]

Yeah, Dont work at fast food. I hear its a bitch lol.

Also I got a nice package in from Japan, but I have to go get my little sister from school and pick up my dads lottery tickets (lol!) Ill be back and post pics :)

As for the demo, I might be able to use it as a trading tool on another message board I frequent in order to get more rare Bio/RE stuff.

[Ackart The Fox]

I have the smallest TV ever used to play video games! =D

Bask in it's glory!

[Malice]

How big is that TV? It doesn't look much smaller then mine.

[Dot50Cal]

Hahha Awesome :) Anyway PICS:!!!!!

[Nikovich]

Resident Evil fans...?

[Dot50Cal]

Yes thats right. Just one RE fan to be exact. The reverse side has a RE1: Dual Shock design.

The VHS is apparently a shop demo of Biohazard Code Veronica, I gotta hook my VCR up to make sure.

EDIT: Just hooked it up, Its a long long long trailer for Biohazard 1 Dual Shock and Biohazard 2 Value Plus. After that its various Code Veronica trailers. Nice stuff in all! Cant wait to get it on the site!

[BioHazardBlade]

I made $167 today, and I'm wearing a bulletproof vest with my USP and 57 rounds of Hydra Shok. Drinking a Coors Light. Fuck this, I'm going to go get real beer.

[K5Blazer]

Niko you are crazy!

I dont like Emo kids! They annoy me very much!!!!

hey fuck you :pompous:

[Dot50Cal]

You arent emo. Your a fucking redneck trying to be emo.

[K5Blazer]

lol, I made $248 today and im sitting back with a milkshake.... bah fuck you wish i had that coors light... bah, life underage sucks

[Dot50Cal]

Your job info goes in the other thread, captain brag's-a-lot to make himself feel better!

[K5Blazer]

You arent emo. Your a fucking redneck trying to be emo. ::forum needs middle finger smiley::

[Malice]

Man, I need to shave my damn face. It's hairy as hell right now. Here's a pic I took of it a couple minutes ago:

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v491/Malice187/maliceface.jpg

[Nikovich]

Niko you are crazy!

I dont like Emo kids! They annoy me very much!!!!

Yes and yes.
They annoy everything very much.

[Saint_Eve]

Lol, me and my friends rip on emos all the time. Cheer up emo kid! We need an emo smiley....:billey: this one is kinda close, Billy is an emo smiley, except he has.... brown hair. Not a true emo smiley.

[K5Blazer]

billy is umm... billy from arfenhouse http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/63227

[Saint_Eve]

You know what I think? You really dont want to know BUT, I think we should have more cute Japanese girls here in the U.S.

[Nikovich]

You really dont want to know.

You were right.

[Saint_Eve]

Hey, you forged that post! Look!
http://img138.imageshack.us/img138/7011/wtfbatman0no.th.jpg (http://img138.imageshack.us/my.php?image=wtfbatman0no.jpg)
That period aint mine!

[Ackart The Fox]

How big is that TV? It doesn't look much smaller then mine.

Five inches. And it's monochrome.

[Dot50Cal]

I got something kinda screwed up today.

As I was making my way to work today, I noticed a vehicle which was halfway on the road, and halfway on the sidewalk...expect it wasnt your typical park job. The car had both front wheels on the sidewalk and both back wheels on the road.

As I got closer I noticed a cop filling out a form, and the car had its front panel / tire SCREWED up bigtime. I figured it was just a guy who tried to escape from the cops and passed it off.

After about an hour and a half while working, I came upon this area again. I was shocked to see the car was still there! So I ran home and got K5's camera. Heres some pics.

It looks like he hit a work sign a bit down the road, then somehow got his wheel area even more screwed up. Then in a drunken haze parked his car like this.

Ill be monitoring the papers to see what the hell this is all about lol.

[K5Blazer]

maybe he wanted to hit the doughtry sign, missed and then fucking ditched his pos chevy aveo... god damn those things are ugly... fucking cheap ass gm having koreans build cars for them...:billey:

[Dot50Cal]

HAaahahahhah :)

[Malice]

Holy shit! I just found the HDTV of my dreams!

http://www.audioholics.com/news/pressreleases/SonySXRD1080pGrandWEGA.php

Price is a bit steep, but I think it's worth it. When I get a job, this'll be the first thing I save up for. I can just imagine playing MGS4 or RE5 on it.

Thoughts?

[BioHazardBlade]

well, as someone that has installed more kinds of HDTV's than you've probably even heard of, I can tell you without doubt that the Sony grandWEGA will be certifiably pimpshit. The CRT (non-flatpanel) version of the HDTV WEGA is one of my favorites, and the grand model you linked to there will be one of the first of an even more impressive generation of ridiculously priced TV monitors. If you can afford it, shit... get it. But you officially have to invite us all over to watch a movie on it.

oh, and also you're going to need some high-end audio hardware to complete the experience. I'd recommend a 7.1 surround sound, preferably by Klipsch.

Good day to you, sir.

[Nikovich]

Here's a what the fuck. I have a video project due Monday. There's only one room in one building on campus that has editing software and firewire ability. We finished shooting on Wednesday, and I transferred and started editing the next day. I had a paintball tournament on Saturday, so I knew if I came in on Friday and worked some more, it would only take a few more hours on Sunday to finish it. I ask the security desk if the building will be open on Sunday, and if not, if I have to reserve it. Woman tells me it will be open until 10:15, all I have to do is use the front door.
Sunday, around 4:45. I get to the building and it’s locked. What the fuck? I go the security desk and tell them to open it. Fucking flake tells me it closes at 4:30 on Sundays unless I reserved it earlier. I say “I would have reserved it earlier but you fuckers told me on Thursday I didn’t need to.” But you know how it always is. I’ve got the keys right here but there’s nothing I can do. FUCK YOU. You can think about how little you can do on the drive home after I let the air out of your tires and shit in your trunk.

[BioHazardBlade]

I just walked out my front door and emptied 4 magazines of .22LR hollowpoints from my Ruger model 77 and then emptied 3 magazines from my HK pistol. I can't hear very well out of my right ear right now. But I'm listening to Mindless Self Indulgence.

[Dot50Cal]

I bought a new computer chair!!!!!!!! IT R VERY NICE!!!!!!!11

[BioHazardBlade]

rawr. I set up a PC in the living room to be a multimedia recording center/music server. *goes to get another Rolling Rock*

[K5Blazer]

lol rolling rock theres a fine local beer

[BioHazardBlade]

yep, you guys up in PA know how to make a brew, and in Tennessee, we know how to make WHISKEY!

Together, we've helped white people dance and ugly people get laid for hundreds of years! Go team!

[K5Blazer]

ha, then again id rather have a nice warming bottle of jim beam then rolling rock... hell ill take both:sneaky:

well i got sick from drinking 13 cans of mountain dew pitch black II

[Nikovich]

If I was listening to Mindless Self Indulgence, I wouldn't want to hear clearly either.

[Dot50Cal]

Haha! My room is almost finished, just some random things here and there to clean up but heres some pics!

[K5Blazer]

Haha! My room is almost finished, just some random things here and there to clean up but heres some pics!

ahh, pic 3 the cause of my illness....

[Dot50Cal]

lol wtf? 10chars

[Saint_Eve]

Ah, nice room. Its small and blue.

[Dot50Cal]

Too small for all my crap :(

[Ackart The Fox]

Cal, your room wins.


We need a room thread. =\

[Dot50Cal]

We can make this WTF thread into one lol :)

Oh yeah jeff, those hooters wings we got uh....Well one of us bought shrip. Yes, hooters shrimp. So uh im in the process of cooking the 4 wings and Ill be eating those. You can have the shrimp or we can just go halfzies on a new wings one for you lol.

[Malice]

I should post some pictures of my room. It's littered with junk and holes in the wall.

[K5Blazer]

shrimp? wtf mate :nervous:

[Ice[DDZ]]

God damn there needs to be more than 24 hours in a day...

[BioHazardBlade]

roger that. Ideally, there needs to be 32 hours to each day. That way I can work my sixteen hour shift, come home, party for 8 hours, then sleep for 7 hours, then an hour to get my ass out of bed for work again.

[Ice[DDZ]]

Hmm... 2 hours to wake up, 2 hours to do random shit after waking... 8 hours of work, 4-6 hours of randomness, then 12 for sleep... So yeah 32 would work for me...

[Malice]

The day is too boring as it is. If an extra 8 hours are added, I might just hang myself with dental floss just to try something new.

[BioHazardBlade]

I'd pay to see that

[Malice]

Hmmm, Interesting.... *Contemplates the thought of bodily harm in exchange for money*.

[James]

I want Shadow of Colossus (any playable form) but it's out in March here. Uggh I hate translations! Why can't they just make English the worldwide language?

[Dot50Cal]

Well this sleep was not fun. I dreamt I was fired! Haha! Felt a little too real. Yikes. Did have a good good dream before that though :D

[Dot50Cal]

STUFF!!!

So right down to buisness I got everything (besides RE4PS2 - im playing it) set up! Its taking up an entire section of the room but its ok cause noone is living in this part of the house :woogy: Ill have a detailed listing of all my stuff as you really cant know what some of the things are with the resolution the picture is in. Everything pictured is Resident Evil / Biohazard related.

http://img367.imageshack.us/img367/1983/set19cv.th.jpg (http://img367.imageshack.us/my.php?image=set19cv.jpg)
Full room (some obfuscated)

http://img367.imageshack.us/img367/4047/set26ke.th.jpg (http://img367.imageshack.us/my.php?image=set26ke.jpg)
Close Up on Left

http://img367.imageshack.us/img367/3084/set31yf.th.jpg (http://img367.imageshack.us/my.php?image=set31yf.jpg)
Upper Left

http://img367.imageshack.us/img367/6706/set46is.th.jpg (http://img367.imageshack.us/my.php?image=set46is.jpg)
Bottom Left

http://img367.imageshack.us/img367/3910/set54cs.th.jpg (http://img367.imageshack.us/my.php?image=set54cs.jpg)
Bottom Right

http://img367.imageshack.us/img367/8995/set64ap.th.jpg (http://img367.imageshack.us/my.php?image=set64ap.jpg)
Upper Right

[Ackart The Fox]

.... I am so totally coming over one day. That collection is THE AWESOME.

[Dot50Cal]

Maybe we will all have a sexy party at my house where we play random RE/BH games!!!1111

Id seriously love to move into this part of the house now that everything is setup..I want independance damnit!

[dmkf]

Man, you are f'ing lucky, great collection!! :D

[Dot50Cal]

Get ready to cry:
http://img423.imageshack.us/img423/656/dscf00044kf.jpg
November 21st of 2004

[Ackart The Fox]

Get ready to cry:
http://img423.imageshack.us/img423/656/dscf00044kf.jpg
November 21st of 2004



A friend of mine saw that SAME fucking price in Oklahoma while up there for Oklacon. Too bad all the prices down in Texas are usually greater than two dollars and thirty cents.


=\

[Dot50Cal]

Note the text below the picture.. :P That was a year ago. Its now around 2.30 currently :(

[Ackart The Fox]

Note the text below the picture.. :P That was a year ago. Its now around 2.30 currently :(


I know. I'm just saying that price was spotted in October of THIS year. Still, it makes me sadfaec.

[Dot50Cal]

I posted a while back about a car that I found all screwed up while I was working one night. Well a few nights ago I seen a car sideways on the road with some cosmetic damage. A cop car was at it, investigating so I went on my merry way as a tow truck came by to take it away.

Two blocks away I see another cop car, with a police woman using her flashlight looking in the back of peoples houses. As im getting up to there she drives off in her cruiser and theres a vehicle there with its hazard lights flashing.

Upon looking at this vehicle I can see its been ROYALLY FUCKED. My guess is some drunk fuck hit this guy and then possibly hit another guy..Anyway It was wierd and through the whole night I was looking around my shoulder making sure some criminal wasnt gonna try and "jack mah ride" (sorry..Ive been playing San Andreas for PC). Pics!

[Dot50Cal]

OMFG Old Doritos are back! I went to Walmart and they had three bags of the classic ones. They expire in January too so they are making them now. Thank god because the "better tasting" ones suck ass.

[Malice]

Thank GOD. I have NO idea why they decided to change the taste of Doritos in the first place. Bad, bad move.

[hawaiian_dragon]

OMFG Old Doritos are back! I went to Walmart and they had three bags of the classic ones. They expire in January too so they are making them now. Thank god because the "better tasting" ones suck ass.

You talking 'bout the Nacho Cheesier ones?

[Dot50Cal]

Since this doesnt fit anywhere..uh Redfox McBeth is now known as Ackart The Fox.

That is all. :lol:

[Dot50Cal]

So uh.. Worst Day Of My Life
I dont want to type it all out again so Ill just post the conversation I had on AIM about it (Ignore the way we talk to each other, Its all inside jokes):



Dot50Cal: Hey nubkins
K5Blaz3r: welcome to the intrabet
Dot50Cal: Wanna come over
K5Blaz3r: no
Dot50Cal: To keep me up
K5Blaz3r: lol
Dot50Cal: Well then we probably wont be hanging out today
K5Blaz3r: lol
Dot50Cal: I had the worse time ever
K5Blaz3r: i didnt think so
Dot50Cal: Ill give you the short version
Dot50Cal: going to wokr....
Dot50Cal: 10:30
Dot50Cal: Many idiots still driving around
Dot50Cal: Im going past subway (by wendys) and all of a sudden some long haired kid and a fat bald man run across RIGHT IN FRONT OF ME
Dot50Cal: I slam on the brakes, the kid narrowly misses getting owned, I notice hes carrying a bag or something
Dot50Cal: Fat guy SLAMS into my driver side door
Dot50Cal: He looks down, as if looking to open my car door, I lock the door instantly, all the while lookin in the guys face
Dot50Cal: He says something like "He stole my...." then runs around the front of my car and continues chasing the kid
Dot50Cal: I go "WHAT THE FUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
Dot50Cal: Then drive to work
Dot50Cal: I arrive at work....People are already loading up.. ok good sign Ill get done early
Dot50Cal: I go inside and see that I have 430 fucking papers to deliver
Dot50Cal: AND...The papers are in two sections, one is the Ad's WHICH ALONE ARE 2 INCHES THICK
Dot50Cal: then theres the paper itself, which is 1/2 an inch thick
K5Blaz3r: lol
Dot50Cal: YOU HAVE TO PUT THEM TOGETHJER YOUR SELF
Dot50Cal: So insert me doing that from 10:30
Dot50Cal: to FUCKING 1:18
Dot50Cal: At the plant
Dot50Cal: and into my van
Dot50Cal: at this point, my hands hurt very much
Dot50Cal: My feet kill from standing the whole time
Dot50Cal: and im tried
Dot50Cal: AND the van is full and jeff....trust me i mean full of papers (i have pics)
Dot50Cal: Seeing how rediculous this is, I go home with the van almost scraping the ground as I go to get pics
Dot50Cal: I arrive home, give dad and basil their papers
Dot50Cal: Get pics, then head out at 1:30 to my route
Dot50Cal: By this time its snowing in full force
Dot50Cal: roads arent very slippery yet though
K5Blaz3r: snow...it snowed?
Dot50Cal: I complete the route at 3:30, Very bad time
K5Blaz3r: lol
Dot50Cal: Oh i forogot
Dot50Cal: I had to stop back at the plant afgter pics to get the god damn sunday bags (i had to pay of rcourse) cause the small ones didnt fit
Dot50Cal: anyway the rubber bands kept breaking as soon as I placed the paper on peoples porches
Dot50Cal: and since it was snowing, and the papers were so huge the bands broke so fucking much
Dot50Cal: and when they didnt, they made a loud ass THUD on the porch
Dot50Cal: I keep having to stop and put more papers in the front seat
Dot50Cal: and they keep breaking while ZI do that too
Dot50Cal: So ANYWAY
Dot50Cal: Im done with the first route
Dot50Cal: Im hungry as fuck, so I grab a sammich
Dot50Cal: Eat it, down a giant glass of pitch black 2
Dot50Cal: I hop back in the car after changing socks, which btw were soaked
Dot50Cal: shoes I couldnt change..
Dot50Cal: So I go back out and now where this route is its totally fucked
Dot50Cal: Ice and snow EVERYWHERE
Dot50Cal: Its not really bad until I get to the first hill
Dot50Cal: I fucking peel the tires for 20 seconds (no lie, i was scared shitless)
Dot50Cal: and finally eek up the hill
Dot50Cal: shaking out of my wits.I continue
Dot50Cal: and encounter the second hill
Dot50Cal: This one isnt as bad but lemme tell ya its fucking AWFUL
Dot50Cal: I say fuck it and go right to the top, skipping those houses in the hope that i can walk down with the papers to them
Dot50Cal: So i make it barely and almost crash 3x
Dot50Cal: once because a sewer lid was hit (which was dry) causing my wheel to jerk
Dot50Cal: So i park at the top, grab 9 papers ( the street has 13) since thats all I could carry
Dot50Cal: I almost fall multiple times, my back and bicepts are fucking exploding in pain the whole way down
Dot50Cal: when you see how big the paper is, Youll know why
Dot50Cal: So I deliver those papers, head ALL THE WAY BACK UP TO THE CAR
Dot50Cal: get 4 more, deliver those, then all the way back up to the car again
Dot50Cal: I continue delivering
Dot50Cal: I check ou tthe vans tires, they are FUCKED FUCKED FUCKED FUCKED FUCKED
Dot50Cal: I then come to another hill, sayu FUCK THIS (cause on the first one I could smell the rubber coming through)
Dot50Cal: I go allllllllllllllllllll the way to green ridge
Dot50Cal: cut up to adams
Dot50Cal: take adams
Dot50Cal: take jefferson (which was scary as fuck)
Dot50Cal: Stop at the top of the hill (2 blocks up)
Dot50Cal: grab 5 papers and walk 2 blocks down, slipping the whole way, bicepts and back aching beyond belif, it moves to my shoulderblades, they throb and burn and tear
Dot50Cal: deliver those, take breaths cause I feel like I ripped a muscle in shoulder/neck
Dot50Cal: go back up, grab 6 papers, begin delivering those 1 block down, slipping, body in pain
Dot50Cal: see thne asshole NY times guy in a POS that makes it up the hill fine..THEN IT FUCKING GOES AT A 35 DEGREE ANGLE DEAD STOP, NO FUCKING TROUBLE UP THE HILL
Dot50Cal: I go WHAT THE FUCKING FUCK
Dot50Cal: Then I remember 2nd and 1st gear
Dot50Cal: So I begin using 1st at the hills, its going good,...well as good as a bald tires van can now)
Dot50Cal: Keep delivering
Dot50Cal: keep getting papers from back back back and back back and back to the front seat
Dot50Cal: when I finally finish it is 6:30
Dot50Cal: 10:30PM - 6:30AM
Dot50Cal: To add insult to injury, there were no salt trucks or anything while I was woerking...
K5Blaz3r: a normal 8 hours
K5Blaz3r: lol
Dot50Cal: on my way back home
Dot50Cal: all salt is layed down
K5Blaz3r: lol
Dot50Cal: roads are fine
Dot50Cal: ALSO
Dot50Cal: They wanted me to do holiday papers
Dot50Cal: meaning free papers to people who might become subscribers
K5Blaz3r: ya
Dot50Cal: I was GONNA do em after my normal ones...
Dot50Cal: but after the whole experience i said fuck it
Dot50Cal: so im probably gonna be fired

[K5Blazer]

What a day.

So i get home from work to find my basement flooded cuz that water heater busted, and then my mother was bitching and screaming cuz i wouldnt clean it up but, i ended up doing it and then i end up fucking tripping over a christmas tree stand and now my ankle is killing me and it fucking purple and it makes a clicking noise when i waljk.... why does this shit always happen on a friday... well anyways plumber cant come until tommorow so i get to be all sweaty from work all night YAAAy me....and my fucking truck is fucking up, not only does it still madly pull to the right but now the brake light is constantly on and i pulled the wheels and all the brakes are fine... and then the fuel mileage dropped from 260 miles to a tank to 120... great.... fucking pos nissan ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

[Dot50Cal]

lol this is turning into the bitch topic :D

[Ackart The Fox]

What a day.

So i get home from work to find my basement flooded cuz that water heater busted, and then my mother was bitching and screaming cuz i wouldnt clean it up but, i ended up doing it and then i end up fucking tripping over a christmas tree stand and now my ankle is killing me and it fucking purple and it makes a clicking noise when i waljk.... why does this shit always happen on a friday... well anyways plumber cant come until tommorow so i get to be all sweaty from work all night YAAAy me....and my fucking truck is fucking up, not only does it still madly pull to the right but now the brake light is constantly on and i pulled the wheels and all the brakes are fine... and then the fuel mileage dropped from 260 miles to a tank to 120... great.... fucking pos nissan ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh


If it's clicking, that might mean you broke it. Wouldn't be a bad thing to have a doctor take a look at it.

[Malice]

I've broken my ankle twice. I never saw a doctor for it either time. Just let it heal on it's own. Now my right ankle curves to the left.

[Dot50Cal]

Haha I broke my right one too. It curves as well but I did go to the hospital. It was too painful to walk on.

You sure you didnt just sprain it Malice? When I broke mine I couldnt even fucking walk on it. Getting my jeans off with it flopping around hurt so bad.

[Malice]

Yeah, I'm pretty damn sure I broke it. Though I guess without an x-ray, you can't be 100% sure. I couldn't walk on it for days when I broke it both times. I was jumping around on one foot lol. The pain was intense.

[Saint_Eve]

Dot50Cal: I slam on the brakes, the kid narrowly misses getting owned, I notice hes carrying a bag or something


Lolololol.:pacman:

[Dot50Cal]

TEH KITTEHS!!!!!

The orange one is Noah, hes our most recent. Only 4 years old and already bigger than all of them. He was the runt too Hes very fluffy.

The grey one is Lilly, She is Noah's mother though I think she doesnt know that anymore. They were seperated for a long time. She is a psycho but she seems to be warming up to us now. She still runs away from you for no reason depending on her mood though. She was given to us about 3 years ago when my sister got married and moved to florida.

The one thats in the basment of doom is Seabrook. Hes generally scared of you unless he thinks you have food..or can let him outside on my back porch. Hes my favorite.

So what are you pets?

[Ackart The Fox]

I have a job at last. It involves Surface Mount soldering and I get paid seven fifty an hour.


I couldn't be happier.

[Ackart The Fox]

....

Oh boy. I couldn't be in a shittier mood.

(17:22:01) (+ackart-The-Fox) The convorsation I had about fifteen minutes ago went like this:
(17:22:18) (+ackart-The-Fox) "Oh, hey, Dan. It appears the work you didn't isn't needed and we're going to lay you off. Merry Christmas."

[Saint_Eve]

Wow, that is absolutle faggotry (no offence anyone). Yeah, I still need one of those things... uh jobs..

[Dot50Cal]

That really sucks dude sorry to hear.

On another sucky note, I smashed my index finger in the arcade so I gotta type with my middle one. Its surprisingly going well.

[Saint_Eve]

Lets use correct English Dot. "Its going surprisingly well". Im Russian, I know English better than you.... sigh...

[Dot50Cal]

http://img455.imageshack.us/img455/2197/fgh3fa.th.jpg (http://img455.imageshack.us/my.php?image=fgh3fa.jpg)

My hamster.

[Nikovich]

That's quite possible the most evil thing I've ever seen.

[Dot50Cal]

She bites hard....But shes so damn cute.

[Ackart The Fox]

She bites hard....But shes so damn cute.


And evil, much like her owner.

http://www.deathwinds.com/Hosted/Ackart/666postslol.jpg

That is, until he posts again.

[Dot50Cal]

Aww I ruined it lol :P

[Ann]

Buhahahaha! I'm backs for good now!:wtf: although probably more than half of you don't know me or don't care! oh well!! ^^

[K5Blazer]

:hitler: -This is the greatest disrespect OF ALL!@
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Hitlar zombie lost his arms!

[Ann]

thats great! we put a piece of black electric tape above my friends mouth and now her nick name is hitler! lol

[Dot50Cal]

GIMME UR MONEY!! (http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=8251561667) :billy: :billy: :billy: :billy: :billy:

[Ackart The Fox]

GIMME UR MONEY!! (http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=8251561667) :billy: :billy: :billy: :billy: :billy:


I might be able to, seeing as how I have a job interview tomorrow. Yay for the possibility of making money again.

[K5Blazer]

Well, today i seen something quite fucked up, waiting at a red light I glance over to my left and see a guy get hit by jeep cherokee, some fat bitch eating a donut staring i guess into the bag at her next victim to eat hits the guy at about 5mph he starts hitting the jeep and screaming 'you dumb fucking bitch' she just flips him off and flies out into oncoming traffic. the guy then i guess went into the donut shop and called the cops, lol stupid fat women eheueuheh:rolleyes:

[Dot50Cal]

WTF I owe $808.00 dollars to der guvermenters.....fuck!

[Borman]

Howd you manage that one?

[Dot50Cal]

My stupid ass job doesnt take out Social Security Tax, so Im getting WTFPWNED and have to make that amount before the 15th of April -_- I actually didnt end up owing anything on my wages (which were a shit 9k this year - Next year should be a lot better as I've been doing double my "normal" work load)

To top it off, I went to H&R Block..The fucking guy wanted to charge me 250$ for his "services". I almost belted him, I had all my stuff pre-calculated and all he had to do was fill it in. So I left there and I finally got in touch with a family friend who can do them for 50$. DONT EVER GO TO H&R BLOCK IF YOU ARE IN BUISNESS FOR YOURSELF. YOU WILL GET RAPED!

[dmkf]

Ouch, man, that really bites. :(

[Project Omega]

I do it at my taxes at my insurance place which charges a flat fee of only $25 bucks... This year I got a nice tax return of $900 which is sadly already gone now thanks to bills u_u

[Dot50Cal]

Look what I found while cleaning my house. My nephew colored this....WTF!!!!!!!!!

http://img118.imageshack.us/img118/3575/swscan000021xc.jpg



Also, I found a guys wallet around 2 months ago. Had tons of credit cards and such. I could have easily went on a shopping spree but being the nice guy I am I returned it to him. My reward? ...Get ready...
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FIVE DOLLARS OMFG!!!!!

[Project Omega]

I don't want friends like that...

EVER.

[Dot50Cal]

Hey PO, wanna come over my house? We can be friends like they are in the pictures. Ill let you play teh betaz -.- :lol:

[Project Omega]

You mean help each other find lost contacts? o_o


You know I'm pretty sure raccoons have pointy ears...

http://img506.imageshack.us/img506/4638/procyonlotorraccoon7oo.jpg

Cute little buggers....

That image your nephew colored is a totally false depiction of raccoon/porcupine butsechs. Unless the porcupine is actually trying to stab the hell out of the raccoon with it's quills in a foiled attempt to attack the quill pig... Sneaky little porcupine... Lulling the raccoon into a false sense of security like that... -.-

[Dot50Cal]

The raccoon is all like "Should I...Its so inviting...ohh" He has to make his mind up, cause the porcupine wont be waiting all day! Will he love him in the open, where the other forest animals will see? It will surley "out" him then, its a tough decision.

[Project Omega]

Worst religous coloring book, ever...

[dmkf]

Also, I found a guys wallet around 2 months ago. Had tons of credit cards and such. I could have easily went on a shopping spree but being the nice guy I am I returned it to him. My reward? ...Get ready...
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FIVE DOLLARS OMFG!!!!!
Well, good thing he had not blamed you have stolen his wallet... :waga waga

[Nikovich]

........Goddamnit

[Pedro]

OMG! I HAVE CRAPPED MYSELF WHEN I WAS 5!! O_o
YESTERDAY I THREW A BIG BLOCK OF ICE ON MY NEIGHBOUR'S YARD! =DD

[Aya_Brea]

There's officially nothing to do in Panama City. The beaches are nothing but condos now and you basically have to live in the condo to be able to go out on the beach.

Ugh.

I just wanted to warn you all before you make the desicion to come here... Hell with Palm Trees.

That's my rant for this morning.

[Dot50Cal]

A bee stung me for the first time in around 8 years. Im allergic. My elbow is all red and puffy :( Fuck, there goes 100$ now for anti-biotics.

[Carnivol]

That kinda sucks, I'm fortunate enough to not have any allergies :D

All WTF'ness I have to contribute with today = It was sunny yesterday, and within a bloody second, it suddenly stormed down ice from the heavens for a couple of min and then it was nice and sunny again and after about 3 hours, another storm appeared out of nowhere, but this time, only rain dropped, but more than enough rain to make Noah get ready for building another boat.

[Aya_Brea]

A bee stung me for the first time in around 8 years. Im allergic. My elbow is all red and puffy :( Fuck, there goes 100$ now for anti-biotics.



o_o Oh no!

I can relate. I'm highly allergic to bees. When I was little I got stung right between the eyes one time. I looked like a chamelon. It was absolutely HORRIBLE. I hope your elbow gets better.

[Dot50Cal]

Thanks heh. I gotta get an Epi-Pen now as well. Oh well, better to be safe than sorry.

[Nikovich]

Well.... a mosquito bit me on the ankle...

with my socks and shoes on.

[Aya_Brea]

Mosquitos are just good like that.

In Florida, where I live, The Mosquito is our national bird.


Whoever would have guessed....



*scratch scratch*

[Project Omega]

There's officially nothing to do in Panama City. The beaches are nothing but condos now and you basically have to live in the condo to be able to go out on the beach.

Ugh.

I just wanted to warn you all before you make the desicion to come here... Hell with Palm Trees.

That's my rant for this morning.

That's why I'm glad I live in South Miami... :waga waga

[Aya_Brea]

I just went to Miami actually. It is nice down there.

[Borman]

http://www.aborman.com/albums/CDI/LinkFoE.gif
(http://ptop.aborman.com)

Official WTF game of the year right there. Click teh link!

[Nikovich]

Who besides me owned a CD-I and played this game?

[Borman]

Me obviously. I took that video ;)

[Pedro]

I was bitten by mosquitos like... a million times. Never bees, I'm allergic, I could die, y'know?!?
I have just farted..
OMG! AND THERE WAS THIS GUY AND HE WAS LIKE OMG I GOT POPCORN AND I WAS LIKE WIIIIIIIIIIIIII

http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/flash/weeee.php

[K5Blazer]

I just spent $1k on my car...thats a wtf... all my bank accts are NEGATIVE! HAHAH I FEEL GREAT!!! TIME TO GO FORGET WITH ALCOHOL YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY!

[Project Omega]

TIME TO GO FORGET WITH ALCOHOL YAAAAAAAAAY!

QOTD!

[K5Blazer]

lol

[TMP_Ada]

I just spent $1k on my car...thats a wtf... all my bank accts are NEGATIVE! HAHAH I FEEL GREAT!!! TIME TO GO FORGET WITH ALCOHOL YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY!
well if its worth it then DIPCHYEA man. i need a cool car, but i feel a bit fortunate seeing as i DO HAVE A CAR, just not a good one.
I know lots of ppl that walk places... *shutter*

[Dot50Cal]

So im walking in my back yard this morning and I see an old sandbox that I used as a kid lying on the grass. I go over to investigate cause I havent seen this thing in years since its been locked up in our shed.

I open it up to find......

A BOTTOMLESS HOLE. o_o

Demons must have made it, cause I dont know what else.

....The things I can do with such a hole are mind boggling -.-

:waga waga

Im actually fucking terrified...someone help me (http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0093075/). :'(

[Nikovich]

Ever see The Gate?

[MarkGrass]

A BOTTOMLESS HOLE.

Excellent WTF?! post.

Can I ask, exactly WTF is goin' on there?!

[Dot50Cal]

Niko, Yes but it was ages ago. I gotta go find it on dvd.

Mark, I shopped it to be bottomless XD Its actually something like 5 feet. My dads building a spiral staircase for our third floor tennant in case of a fire.

[The Fallen]

That hole looks like it could be from Silent Hill 4: The Room with the exception of it being outside rather than in a bathroom. You'd half expect to crawl in to it and find yourself in another world once you reach the bottom. Very interesting indeed. -.-

[MrBlood[Bx_Inc]]

I'm back to WTF! Party time?

[Project Omega]

Mark, I shopped it to be bottomless XD Its actually something like 5 feet. My dads building a spiral staircase for our third floor tennant in case of a fire.

I would have bought them a rope ladder... Cheap, and FUN!

[MrBlood[Bx_Inc]]

uh.....boobies?:D

[Dot50Cal]

A couple WTF's from my camera phone today. The first is some tree branch that I almost ran over while at work. The second and third are from when I was just getting off work. Some guy stuffed a ton of branches into his trunk o_o. The final is some wire ties I bought a couple days ago. I noticed on the back they actually have a sack that has a dollar sign on it...:lol:

[Dot50Cal]

I just got this email from some new ebay member who just purchased my item:


I agreed to pay the amount you want as buy it now any any aditional money for the shipping.but i am using this opportunity to infomr you that the amount that will be on the moneyorder will more than ur item fees.i don"t realy know the exact amount it will be.bcos it will be issue by my client.and the reason of the over payment is that.the amount on the moneyorder has been signed,and it is more than ur item fees.so once you receive it.you must deduct ur item fees and westernunion the balance money to my client manager in africa.and the item is going to africa.

there will be no problem about the shipment.i want you to responsible for it.also make sure you deduct ur item fees and westernunion any aditional money on the m/o once you receive it.Here will go.i wolud have end the auction but i don"t know how to do it.so i want you to go and end the auction for me asap.to asure you that i am realy intrested in ur item.i will add extra $5.00 in ur payment if you end the auction for me asap.and email me ur phone# asap today.
Below are the questions i have for you.

1)is the item in good condition?

2)is any westernunion location where you to send the balance money arround you?

3)can you make sure you get the m/o cash at ur bank the sameday you receive it?

4)can you allow me to send DHL for the pick up and complet the transaction the day you receive the moneyorder?

If yes too all my questions.kindly email me back asap today so that the moneyorder can be send asap,
Thanks,

This came at the worst time for me, I desperately need the money from this auction. Im so pissed off right now as this is an obvious scam, not only that but now im out the fee's envolved for this GOD DAMNIT!!

And! From work The following just happened!

So Im driving along the 1300 block of ##### ####### ave..I deliver to two houses and then as im about to cross the road onto the 1400 block (inside the car). Theres this Girl in the street flagging me down. So I stop, and roll down the window. She says that her boyfriend beat her up (shes visibly shaken and crying). She then spots that I have newspapers all in the car. She mentions this and seems like shes gonna leave but I tell her to wait, and ask if she needs a ride. So she hops in the back.

During the course of the drive I ask her various questions, trying to find out more about the situation. She has a large scrape on her wrist and when I suggest taking her to the hospital she refuses. I asked her multiple times during the trip and all times she said no. She eventually got ahold of some friends who were going to meet her at the spot I was dropping her off. She wouldnt give me the boyfriends last name but confirmed that his first was the same as mine (John).

When I got to the area I hear "YO!" so I stop the car, she gets out and heads over to a black Grand Am. Two black dudes step out who looks mean as hell as she gets in the back. This situation looked odd. So I copied down their plate number incase something else happens.

Called the police, said they cant do anything unless theres a victim...so basically worthless!! She didnt seem like a hooker until the end when she met up with the guys..that was wierd as hell. Ugh ;\ Gotta deal with blood all on the roof of the car interior and the tears + mascara on the door in the moning.

[Pedro]

I just got this email from some new ebay member who just purchased my item:



This came at the worst time for me, I desperately need the money from this auction. Im so pissed off right now as this is an obvious scam, not only that but now im out the fee's envolved for this GOD DAMNIT!!

And! From work The following just happened!

So Im driving along the 1300 block of ##### ####### ave..I deliver to two houses and then as im about to cross the road onto the 1400 block (inside the car). Theres this Girl in the street flagging me down. So I stop, and roll down the window. She says that her boyfriend beat her up (shes visibly shaken and crying). She then spots that I have newspapers all in the car. She mentions this and seems like shes gonna leave but I tell her to wait, and ask if she needs a ride. So she hops in the back.

During the course of the drive I ask her various questions, trying to find out more about the situation. She has a large scrape on her wrist and when I suggest taking her to the hospital she refuses. I asked her multiple times during the trip and all times she said no. She eventually got ahold of some friends who were going to meet her at the spot I was dropping her off. She wouldnt give me the boyfriends last name but confirmed that his first was the same as mine (John).

When I got to the area I hear "YO!" so I stop the car, she gets out and heads over to a black Grand Am. Two black dudes step out who looks mean as hell as she gets in the back. This situation looked odd. So I copied down their plate number incase something else happens.

Called the police, said they cant do anything unless theres a victim...so basically worthless!! She didnt seem like a hooker until the end when she met up with the guys..that was wierd as hell. Ugh ;\ Gotta deal with blood all on the roof of the car interior and the tears + mascara on the door in the moning.

-lol
nuff said

[Dot50Cal]

http://www.dancinghitler.com

Ah subdomains..*hug*

[Project Omega]

LMAO!

That's priceless!

[Pedro]

zomg:
http://japaneserobots.ytmnd.com/

[Grace Saunders]

My Dino Crisis forums are as dead as the dinosaurs. I'd really appreciate it if someone could design a new skin for them. Maybe I'll try harder next time.

[Dot50Cal]

I found 80 bucks in the road, Id say that qualifys for a WTF.

[A-J]

RE extinction release date set as september 7th..

MY BIRTHDAY .. WTF !!

[Pedro]

September 7th is the Independence Day here in Brazil. LOL
I have no money and my RE4 PERFECT SAVE was deleted by a stupid friend of mine...
my memory card only holds 59 blocks... WTF

[Dot50Cal]

WTF Cable Internets!11 Went from a DSL line 1500/768 to Cable 6000/768 :D

[Spaceeeee]

I can download at 760 too. But sometimes I wouldn't mind being back at 320. It's like 50$ a month for internetz now.

[Nikovich]

This picture looks photoshopped but it's not. It's very old and I had to save it with paint off AOL. DAP always gave me added power, especially on gigantic files. Ice may remember this picture, I took it right after he gave me DAP somewhere around 6 years ago.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v41/Nikovich/optcable.jpg

[Dot50Cal]

Fakest of the fake! It was probably erroring...

[Nikovich]

Nope. That was a 260 meg file that downloaded in less than 2 minutes. This was before we got the router to three other computers, but I'll still get speeds of up to 3-5 megs per second on good servers.


Edit: When I get speeds up to that high, it literally won't let me do anything else until the download is complete. I can't minimize the DAP window or restore any other ones.

[Dot50Cal]

*mumble*..*gets dap* XD

edit: lol what kinda PC do ya have?

[Nikovich]

At the time, the picture was taken in 2000, I had a compaq, and I don't remember which type because we threw it away years ago. It was brand new then. I'm not even sure what kind of processor it had, but it was an AMD. It couldn’t have been faster than 512 mhz. The only time we got really fast speeds, which is the same for today too, is when it was a very large file, usually a movie, sometimes a game patch. The websites could have been hosting them on their fastest servers at the time, since they seemed to be very popular files.

That particular download was the hour long (don’t remember the exact time, hour is a guess) explanation of Metal Gear Solid 2, when you were still supposed to be playing the game as Snake. I don’t remember who they were talking to, but someone from Konami of America went through the entire demo, explained the story, showed the new features (such as FPS aiming, squad based AI, ledge hanging, body dragging, etc), and talked about all the details they were working on. The part that stands out the most in my mind (and probably many others) was the emphasis he put on the environment, specifically the mini-bar in one of the ship rooms. He shot open an icebox and watched as the ice started melting, pointing out that the bigger chunks of ice took longer to melt than the individual pieces.

[Dot50Cal]

XD ah then you were likely hitting your hard drives limit in reguards to MBPS. I doubt youll hit those speeds anymore, companies seem to have wisened up on the "no cap" lines XD

[Nikovich]

Yeah, it almost never happens anymore. It only happened twice withing the past few years, both times while up at school with the T3 modems, and before they started capping our connection. They were also with huge files that downloaded in seconds without allowing me to do anything else until they finished.

[Pedro]

WTF?! I'M EATING BRIGADEIROS WITHOUT MY GUARANÁ!! :@

[Dot50Cal]

So heres some more randomness.

Side note, while making this post my power went out and thanks to my APC Battery Backup my computer was unaffected :D

[Grace Saunders]

This is one weekend where no customers came to my work to ask for a refund. Now that is rare.

[Grace Saunders]

BiohazardExtremeTyrant took exception to a certiain post I made. Is he gonna cry? Cry guy? :(

But yeah, I know what you mean about hard drives. Mine blew up last month and I had to buy a new one. I recommend external hard drives for shared computers.

[Grace Saunders]

You should force guests to log in Do50Cal. Curious members are bound to register just to read through the threads. :)

[Dot50Cal]

I've been getting spammed with these offers for credit cards as of late. I ignored them but every week I get a new one. So I finally gave in and got one. However months after I got it I'm still getting hit with new offers....from the same company....wtf!?

Anyone else getting this shit?

[Grace Saunders]

I've been getting spammed with these offers for credit cards as of late. I ignored them but every week I get a new one. So I finally gave in and got one. However months after I got it I'm still getting hit with new offers....from the same company....wtf!?

Anyone else getting this shit?


I wouldn't worry about that man, unless you registered with any of them. :)

Everybody gets spam like that.

Ever used Incredimail? I get shit about viagra, lottery selections and choose your car crap all the time.

[Dot50Cal]

DOUBLE YOU TEE EFF

http://video.google.co.uk/videoplay?docid=5349770802105160028&q=big+dog

[SeiyaKou]

DOUBLE YOU TEE EFF

http://video.google.co.uk/videoplay?docid=5349770802105160028&q=big+dog

Wow... Nice legs o_o... A bit too noisy though...:rollseyes

[BHXTyrant]

BiohazardExtremeTyrant took exception to a certiain post I made. Is he gonna cry? Cry guy? :(

But yeah, I know what you mean about hard drives. Mine blew up last month and I had to buy a new one. I recommend external hard drives for shared computers.

Nah no crying i am not like you petey boy,i already said what i needed to say.:rollseyes

[Grace Saunders]

That's it. I'm out of here fools. It was nice knowing you assholes while this funny situation lasted.

[BHXTyrant]

Bye pete,wish i could say it was nice knowing you but it was actually a really unpleasant expierience. :lol:

[Nikovich]

DOUBLE YOU TEE EFF

http://video.google.co.uk/videoplay?docid=5349770802105160028&q=big+dog

That's the freakiest thing I've ever seen. They should put a fake head on that and use it as psy-ops. That would scare the shit out of anyone.




That's it. I'm out of here fools. It was nice knowing you assholes while this funny situation lasted.

I didn't think you'd take my advice. Just keep telling yourself that everyone is crazy except for you.

[Dot50Cal]

The sound it makes...It would horrify any enemy combatant to the point of tears as it approaches.


That's it. I'm out of here fools. It was nice knowing you assholes while this funny situation lasted.

Banned as per request.

[VirusPunk]

A couple weeks ago I was watching the worlds dumbest criminals caught on tape and on this one episode a highway patrol officer pulled over a guy under suspicion for DUI.

Cop: License and registration please.
Man: Hallelujah.
Cop: Can I please see your license and registration please?
Man: Hallelujah.
Man: Hail Mary!
Cop: Can you please step out of your vehicle?
[Cop pauses in confusion]
[Man steps out of his car]
Cop: Can you please say the alphabet A - Z backwards?
Man: 1996, 97, 98, 99, 100, 101, 102...

Then he continues to babble on about things that make no sense at all. The police officer eventually puts the man in handcuffs and takes him to jail.

o_o

[Dot50Cal]

LOL! Did the host mention what was wrong with the guy?

[Nikovich]

Probably not, John Burnell or whatever that asshole's name is always does those shows and all he ever says is stupid cheesy shit like "This criminal wouldn't stop praising the lord. Now he can preach the sermon all he wants... IN JAIL!"

[VirusPunk]

LOL! Did the host mention what was wrong with the guy?

Unfortunately no. Although I think the cop asked him if he had a Brain Hemorrhage.


Probably not, John Burnell or whatever that asshole's name is always does those shows and all he ever says is stupid cheesy shit like "This criminal wouldn't stop praising the lord. Now he can preach the sermon all he wants... IN JAIL!"

Exactly.

[Borman]

Probably not, John Burnell or whatever that asshole's name is always does those shows and all he ever says is stupid cheesy shit like "This criminal wouldn't stop praising the lord. Now he can preach the sermon all he wants... IN JAIL!"



That was one of the funniest things Ive read in a long time, since its so fucking true lol

[Dot50Cal]

A bit late on posting this here, but heres a YTMND I made. Pretty self explanatory. Definitely a WTF.

http://youruinedyourlife.ytmnd.com/

[Dot50Cal]

So I was driving, and all of a sudden some idiots (and I really mean that, cause they were ignorant bitches who flaunted their looks, despite them looking disgusting) came out into THE MIDDLE OF TRAFFIC. I picked up my trusty camera and caught their stupidity for you all to see.

[Carnivol]

EX DEE!

By the way, I don't think she's pregnant, she looks more couch-fat than pregnant.

[Dot50Cal]

Found on the porch of a customer. :uhh: o_o

[BHXTyrant]

Hey guys check this out lol,just got this e-mail moments ago and found it damn funny.Thought you would also get a kick out of it.



Peter Ross Anderson <synchpedro86@googlemail.com>

Hi asshole, I never thanked you enough for getting me banned from White Umbrella and The Horror Is Alive over nothing. Cheers for that.

Although I seen it coming. You were starting up the same old shit you always do. First you started arguing about a link I had on Dino Crisis Fan which wasn't doing any harm.

Before you start with your accusations again, you were never concerned about the privacy of the site in the slightest. You just used my interests as another excuse to start a fight.

So go fuck yourself and don't even mention my name ever again, or edit my Wikipedia page. I'm sick of people like you trying to sabotage my reputation. Why don't you just go back to the same damn sewage station you crawled out of, you swine?

I've told my boss at work about the problems I've had online and if it doesn't stop, I may even phone the hosts of Evil Unleashed, White Umbrella, Resident Evil Horror and RECommunity. It can be done. Plus, there are bullying organisations that can take legal action. I'm already looking into it and I'll sue your ass over it, if I have to.

Lol i found it hillarious he mentioned a wiki page that no one knew nothing about,now everyone knows.and he told his boss! *shakes in boots*

[Darkmoon]

Well, then, prehaps he'd like me to get in touch with some of the legal professionals I know from University? I could, of course, ask them about the fact that someone, I can't possibly imagine who, signed me up to some RE site and then sent thirty or so requests for an activation e-mail.

Which is a shame, since the account he hit was filled with about 350 junk e-mails...I keep my personal account and the account I use to sign up on forums seperate. The spam offends me.

But, technically, he almost has a legal leg to stand on...technically, if he could prove that what people say is a lie, it's supposed to be slander or some such. Or so I'm told, at least. However, everyone who he's ever done anything too has the option to sue him, just as well as he has them.

Somehow, I think he'll run out of money before he runs out of people with a case.

And of course, he'd actually have to have a large wad of cash to pay the lawyer and such.

So...yeah. I love it when people do this. The last one I saw was a nasty little insect who liked little girls way too much. We stepped on him.

[BHXTyrant]

So i guess that technically means that whole list of about 90 individuals that pete always post (that he harasses and slanders) if they wanted to take the time and money could sue him for slander?lol thats damn funny he seems to not realise that the things he does is a breach of his (and for that matter any ISP's) TOS.

[Nikovich]

He would be funny if he wasn't so sad.

[VirusPunk]

Just recently I logged into my email only to find out some one joined a forum under my username and email. It was a Manhunt fan forum (a game which I don't even play) and I happen to believe it was Peter Anderson who did it. I'm still trying to figure out why he thinks he knows me for some reason, I've been a member of Bioflames for quite some time but I never actually spoke to him at all. If anything we should report him for harassment and Internet stalking if you ask me, also impersonating others.

This whole "Peter" thing was pretty funny at first but now its just becoming sad, he needs to stop being so obsessive over this stuff and simply apologize for his actions.

[BHXTyrant]

Look man, just grow up. Don't you get it? I don't care about your shit forums, or your sad vendetta that supposedly began on Bio-HQ. If you don't want me at any of your precious Resident Evil forums then shut the hell up and deal with it. I have a right to be treated like any other member, which never happens these days because people like you make sure I'll be harassed online for as long as I go online.

I'm not abusing any terms of service either. You're the idiot that came to The Horror Is Alive almost immediately after I made a post about you there. While we complained about each other and let off steam for a few hours, you deliberately instigated the fight by coming there and going on about White Umbrella, Resident Evil Uncut and Dino Crisis Fan because I had a link to White Umbrella under the affiliates.

At least now I have solid proof that you stalk me online. I mean, it's really queer how you showed up at The Horror Is Alive after my initial rant about you. Plus, you knew I was on Open2any1 as well.

Well, can't you grow up a little? Do you really want this to be with you in another 5 years from now? People bug the living shit out of me online. That's why I make that sob story on all the new boards I join.


Lol check this out lmao,I stalk him and he isnt breaking any terms of service? :lol: He cant talk about me here so now he does it by e-mail.So sad

[Hunk_4TH]

lol Peter just doesn't give up does He? He's even using Jame's screen name VirusPunk and He doesn't even know Him wtf? The way I see it is if anyone needs to grow up its Peter Anderson. ^_^

[Dot50Cal]

He used Virus Punks name here as well just hours before VP actually registered here.

[BHXTyrant]

Lol you think thats bad Dot?Check this out http://peetuhiknowitu.invisionplus.net/ he just e-mailed me this.Seems i now have a whole suck ass forum dedicated to me with him posting to himself and pretending to be me.Which just has been reported to invisionplus :lol:

[Hunk_4TH]

Lol you think thats bad Dot?Check this out http://peetuhiknowitu.invisionplus.net/ he just e-mailed me this.Seems i now have a whole suck ass forum dedicated to me with him posting to himself and pretending to be me.Which just has been reported to invisionplus :lol: Lmao, did He do that cut and paste of His face on that body? Why the hell would He humiliate Himself like that? lol thats one guy who needs some seirous help!! :waga waga

[BHXTyrant]

Yep your right lol damn shame huh?I just noticed there are other topics there lol funny part is every one of those members posting there are pete posting as his "enemies" lmfao.

[Hunk_4TH]

I still don't get why He would paste His silly looking face on a body standing next to big bird lol though its Peter so no arguing there.. :P

[Nikovich]

That's seriously disturbing. That's serial killer material right there. Every one of those names is him and he's talking to himself?

[Hunk_4TH]

Peter has seriously lost it! He pastes a picture of His goofy looking face on a body standing next to Big Bird then He starts creating names and talks to them? He belongs on a mental asylum. ^_^

[Carnivol]

I've been trying very hard to not really get involved in this, but...
Since stupidity is a crime, Arkham Asylum next for him.

And seriously, this topic has officialy reached the top of WTF with that picture of Peter and Big Bird

[Hunk_4TH]

I've been getting alot of spam in My email now, wounder if Hes doing that as well? XD

[Nikovich]

http://www.break.com/index/difference_between_men_and_women.html


Wow.

I'm not touching a single aspect of that video with a ten foot pole. But that's damn funny.

[Hunk_4TH]

I though this might be alittle entertaing though it wasn't as big as the email to BHX.

I rarely ever check this email address, so I thought I'd check it today and see what kind of spam I have and this is what I got XD what a dick head :waga waga

"Hello. I never sent you any spam, so stop acting silly. Grow the fuck up, man."



I couldn't figure out to quote Mine like BHX did so I did it that way....

[BHXTyrant]

Haha yep thats his style alright :lol: for the quote tags you use the quote button that looks like this http://www.the-horror.com/forums/images/editor/quote.gif

[Hunk_4TH]

ahh I see thanks!! yea Peter is a character whats with all these grow the fuck up things? Hes obsessed :D

[BHXTyrant]

Hey Dot this ones for you :lol: just got it over at EFN forums.Don't ask why he sent me it lol been trying to figure that one out for the last 10 minutes.Damn shame he still feels the need to contact me after his last e-mail said "You're a boring subject now. Get lost, pheasant." notice the mis-spelling of peasant :lol:


Private Message: Yo!!
Today, 08:15 PM
Grace Saunders
Peter Ross Anderson




Join Date: Oct 2004
Location: Scotland
Age: 20
Posts: 216
Yo!!

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I regret to inform you that Dot50Cal may get reported because of the posts on The Horror Is Alive.

[Hunk_4TH]

Oh wtf is He still at it? The boy just doesn't give up. He probably doesn't even have a pot to piss in let alone try and report someone/sue someone lol

[BHXTyrant]

Lol indeed,he must not realise that all those fake accounts he made here impersonating people and spamming is all in the servers records and he can easily be reported lol.

[Dot50Cal]

Alright Im ending this now, I dont care about him anymore and havent for a while. His threats mean nothing to me. Can we please stop discussing him? Thanks guys.

[Hunk_4TH]

Sorry about that it was My fault :\

[BHXTyrant]

:lol: mine as well oh well it was fun while it lasted but onto other things.

[Darkmoon]

Gentleman, I have an investment oppurtunity for you.

My wang.

I'm telling you, guys. It has some amazing growth potential. Things may seem small now, but just you wait until market conditions are right. It'll be huge. I'm telling you.

And if that didn't make you say "What the fucK?" then very little will.

[Project Omega]

I'll invest in your wang. God knows it needs my money :waga waga


^_^

[Nikovich]

And if that didn't make you say "What the fucK?" then very little will.

In your case, very little did!

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH!

[Darkmoon]

Niko, your words! They burn! Now if I wasn't a crippled geek and you weren't some UFC future world champ them would be fighting words!

But we are. So they aren't.

[Nikovich]

Hey, I got choked out last fight.

IT WAS MY FIRST TIME BEING UNCONSCIOUS!

[Dot50Cal]

My van window was smahed by someone :\ This is the final death nail in it though. I've used it now for 2 years after Ford told me the motor would die any day now :lol:

So its time for me to find a new vehicle asap. Dont know who did it either, it is a mystery!

Heres some pictures!

[Panda]

I used to own a car, but I couldn't afford to pay it up.

[cerberes]

That sucks. While back a collegue of mine said at work hey i dont see my Van. We asked her sure you parked it there? Someone just took it:'(

[Kitty]

I'm starting my driving lessons the day after my birthday, so i'll finally be able to drive (after i get my licence)..

[randomwab]

I just passed my test less than a month ago, but i'm not getting a car for a good while yet as insurance is just too expensive at my age.

[Dot50Cal]

Idiot is still at it @_@

http://www.oritsuru.com/forums/showpost.php?p=3281&postcount=26
http://www.bloody-disgusting.com/forums/showpost.php?p=590968&postcount=13
http://www.abandonia.com/forum/index.php?showtopic=13814&st=0


Last one is especially funny. I wonder if I can sue him for false acuzations?

Anyway he returned again today and the logs were sent off to his ISP, so he's made his bed.

[BHXTyrant]

Never ends...

[Kitty]

Oh, he's still acting up?

[Greko]

Let's ignore the fact the shirts wrong...

http://img169.imageshack.us/img169/8769/pwcd4.jpg
OBJECTION!

[Dot50Cal]

lol Greko

[Kitty]

Hehe! I wish i could do that.

[Greko]

It's all really simple Photoshop work. Like, less than basic Photoshop knowledge. If you ever get a copy then you'll be there in no time :D

Also I think my Avatar applies to the thread title

[Kitty]

Hehe. We have a Photoshop program, 7.0. But i don't know how to use it.

[Greko]

erm... It's pretty simple, that Phoenix Wright picture is just layers, eraser tool and the cone tool - to repair background - well there are some other effects but theyre minimal...

I'll PM you my addy and i can give you a very lame tutorial on Photoshop - I'm no master but I can hold my own lol unless anyone else has some free time?

[Dot50Cal]

PA Is screwed, State of emergency declared here. A jeep is stuck just outside on my road. Father had to pull our neighbor's truck out from the snow and this is why.

[Greko]

Jesus Christ. I had snow the other week. It was less than an Inch deep. That's as bad as it's gotten here so far and it's not really gonna get any colder from now on.... :S

[Dot50Cal]

Some dick for brains tried to go over a huge snowbank coming up my street and hes now stuck at the bottom of the road, thus blocking all the streets residents as this is our only exit.

I seen it happen live, as I was gearing up to go to work and I went down to ask him if he needed help. In typical dumbass fashion he says "No, I got this!". 2 hours later hes still peeling his tires out and Im now horribly late for work.

I call the cops and I hear over the scanner theres nothing they can do as the tow trucks arent running because our cluster fuck mayor declared a state of emergency.

His grand plan was to have the trucks plow downtown so that residents can go about their business in the city. While totally fucking neglecting all other roads in the city. The result is, the entire city is fucked, cars are abanadoned everywhere.

So now its later in the day, I still cant get out because assface STILL is blocking the road. These morons havent even tried to move the vehicle again. So my fathers going out with a snowblower to try and get them out..god what assholes. They didnt even try to shovel it out.

Noone on this street can get to their work and its fucking everything up. Im not even sure If I can get out for work tommorow which would be even worse as I then have 3 days worth of work to do in one day.

[Greko]

Wow, there ARE some intelligent people in the world aren't there?

Your gonna have fun doing 3 days worth of work in snow dude :\

Today I learned more guitar! Yay.

Also like the Dead End sign in the background. Quite fitting in a way.

[metaleggman]

I honestly think you could've done the pheonix wright thing in not just a complex graphic editor (photoshop or GIMP) but also Paint. Seems like a simple selection being superimposed onto pheonix's head. :)

Oh, and dotcal, you can send some of that snow my way! Lol, I live in the east bay, so I've never seen too much of it in my life...:(

[Dot50Cal]

Well the residents of our street banded together and made a small path around this jackass today. After doing it I passed out and just woke up now. Apparently he came back, SOBER, and moved it up the street (and is now blocking someones driveway despite my father plowing the entire street with a snow blower). He was kind enough to leave his beer bottles in the snow at the bottom of the street.

[Borman]

We got around 2 feet of snow up here in Albany :)

[Greko]

I honestly think you could've done the pheonix wright thing in not just a complex graphic editor (photoshop or GIMP) but also Paint. Seems like a simple selection being superimposed onto pheonix's head. :)

Oh, and dotcal, you can send some of that snow my way! Lol, I live in the east bay, so I've never seen too much of it in my life...:(


Yeah paint will easily do it, just a simple case of cut and paste and a little touch up or two on the sleeve/neck are, etc. I remember my MS Paint day's haha - spent hours on it with such crap results haha. Not that I can say much now, I rush everything I do in Photoshop :\

[Dot50Cal]

Unbelivevable.....The Jeep I saw up the street isnt him, BUT SOMEONE ELSE. This asshole is still down there. Hasnt even tried to shovel it out or anything. If this keeps up im attatching a tow rope and dragging his ass into a secluded area.

[Dot50Cal]

Flipped car awesome story!

Im driving up to deliver to this house, and I had just seen another carrier for a different company pass by me and head onto another street. So I was about to get out and deliver, when I looked over where he went and seen a fucking white car on its fucking roof, tires in the air. So I get out, start running towards it and I notice the other carrier is parked also running towards it a bit ahead of me.

So I get there and see theres an asian guy, whos now talking to the other carrier trying to get a signal on his cell phone to dial 911. He cant speak english well I suppose, so he gives the phone to the carrier. So he tries to make a call while I go onto the glass and look to see if I can see someone to try and help them. Its then I realize that rap music is still playing in the car. He cant get a signal, so I whip out my phone and call 911, at the same time the carrier gets through as well and they ask if someones in the vehicle, he cant really tell and neither could I, so they say help is on the way and we hang up.

I ask him if he has a flash light. He says one is inside his car so I go run to his car and get a flashlight, then come back and I cant see anyone inside it. He then tries a look at the other side, he cant see anyone either (its important to note that we were both on shattered glass, with shorts)

So at this point were relieved, but then he notices the guys license is on the ground. So he picks it up, shows it to me quick and I can see its some black dude. But where the fuck is he? We start looking around the area but nothing. I then look at the scene and it makes no sense at all. Theres a car on its roof in the street and the only other sign of what might have caused it is a parked SUV which has a flat tire and some superfical damage to the rear panel. No way it could have flipped it. So then a neighbor comes out in a wheel chair, I head over to speak with him. Its at this point that he says the proper street they are on, so I call the police back and inform them of that. At that point the cops arrive, and I ask the guy quick if he heard anything. he says no, so I go back to the other carrier.

Cops arrive and he hands them the license. (Theres also maybe 100$ splayed out in the wreck). A female cop then leens down and picks up a medial card? And announces "He has aids." So then me and the other carrier look at each other and I say "Did you hear that? Did she say aids?" he's just all too shocked at this to respond. I start checking to make sure I didnt have any cuts (I dont think I do...) At this point we wait around a bit and then ask the police officer if its ok to leave. He didnt even need our names or anything so I begin heading back, as I am a guy comes out of the dark and starts looking at me (this is about half a block away). I deliver the paper I was going to then when Im coming back the firefighters and police are all combing the area for the guy. The guy who was looking at me then says to them that another vehicle was envolved and sped off, so that explains sort of how the guy flipped, it wasnt from that small damage on the other car.

I had started to get cell phone video after I learned there was noone in the car, but my phone ate it D;

So WTF!

[classic_leon]

Photoshop CS3 is really f**king good! Yo, metaleggman, it's been 4 months since you gave me the words that you'd make an sig of Indian Michael Jackson for me. Have you got that done? Thanks in advance!

[Arlumit]

I recently go online and find a friend, who has her own boyfriend, but has a male chaser who writes her everyday in her online profile guestbook. (german matching site). talking to friend isn't problem but the friend is male and she has her own love and she is getting kids with him next year.

I decide to tell her not to talk to the guy she even write him, then I tell her I will tell her boyfriend. I write to her boyfriend.

but she told everyone that I create that chaser account which that account isn't from me, because his german is fluent but those who know me, know I can't even type german very great

I am being libelled, and I feel sad because she betray her bf, not only this, her bf doesn't know what she is doing

and she has a friend who is my net-fd, he even also support her by saying I create that chaser account...

What happen to the people there?

[A-J]

our good buddy mr anderson is at it again, just got this in the email

"im going to retire from the internet now..

===2002===

When I was a student at Leith Academy, I always did my work to the best of my abilities and was rarely absent. Upon leaving school with disappointing results, I went to the career advisor who in return refered me to Mr. Kevin Wright at Support Training.

Our first interview went well, and he gave me a position at Comet at Fort Kinnaird. I began in July that year. Being relatively inexperienced, I was a bit rude at times but not overly rude. After a falling out with the warehouse manager, David Warrens, I branched out into merchandising, working with Jamie.

I tried to make conversation with Jamie, about wrestling and I told him I liked a game called Alone in the Dark: Jack is Back for the PlayStation. Unfortunately, he was not interested and I was met with much sarcasm.

One day while I was walking home, I was assaulted by a guy called Steven Graham and I got him charged. He was a well known bully. The assault put me off of venturing out alone, incase there was a repeat attack. I had to get my parents to meet me after work, so I'd feel safer. Around this time, I bought a Nintendo GameCube to play the then newly released Resident Evil games.

Eventually, another young guy joined Comet and he was called Steven (another Steven) and we got on OK, until one day he was in a bad mood over his wages and grassed me up to the manager Jim, who gave me a hefty warning.

The next week, this machine went on fire. I had never used it before, but because I was near it all morning, they used me as the scapegoat. The fumes must've made me ill because I had to go home. Then days later I was told I'd been released due to a lack of staff supervision.

Since I had 3 months remaining with Support Training, I went to work with Fads at Antiqua Street. But this shop was small and boring, and I had little to do. I ended up having an on/off relationship with the manager George Whigham, as well as the assistant manager Kate, who treated me like I was her son.
After a series of arguments, I was released just days before I was due to leave. I went back in in early 2003 to ask for a referance, which was declined due to my attitude. I never went back, and Fads was bought over by another company, signalling the end of any ties I had with the shop.


===2003===

In early 2003, my grandmother had to go into care. This saddened me a great deal, as my grandmother and I used to talk a lot in 2002. She had a bit of a falling out with my sister, who at some stage was very close to her. Therefore I used to go across the street and sit with her. Being a knowledgable and easy going person, my gran was the perfect friend, loved all over by many.

Sadly, my life only further declined from here. In the fall of 2002, my mother bought a computer, a move which will prove fatal in time. I started to become really involved in a great deal of forums, beginning in May of 2003 when I joined The Internet Movie Database (IMDb) as Budgerigar. I bought wrestling videos from a Irish man named Robert, but this only lasted a year because he was caught out.

At imdb.com, I met two users, wesker2004 and RoninGenesis. The latter is still a pal to this day. Unfortunately, wesker2004 (Nicholas) proved to be instrumental in getting me banned from Resident Evil Horror, a fan site dedicated to the Resident Evil video games by Capcom. My original account name was Grace Saunders. Nicholas told the moderators and admin crew that I was annoying him, which may or may not have been intentional. However they just banned me for no reason, so I re-registered. Banned again. Excessively.

I was also harassed and banned from TotallyRE, a similar site, also based on Resident Evil. However these forums are unofficial fan forums and are not approved by Capcom themselves. They made me look like a loser and they edited a picture of a Delibird I had to make it look like it had been gored. This was truly immature and I reported this to the owner, Marco, who said I should play in traffic or bang my head into a wall, so both my head and the wall have holes in them.

After a month or so, the founder of Resident Evil Horror allowed me to rejoin. This time I had a memorable run, clocking up 1200 posts in the space of a month. However Marco and DaMa collaborated on getting me banned again. Therefore their motley crue of members started a hate campaign again, and I was banned in early 2004.

Such a waste.

===2004===

2004 didn't start off too great. After my unfair expulsion from Resident Evil Horror, I joined yet another Resident Evil site called Resevil.com run by Vanhalen4041. There I was banned for saying something inappropriate about DaMa, which was nothing more than trash talk.

After I re-registered, I befriended a woman from Missourri called Mary "Lucky" Jacobs, who briefly defended me on other forums while I was relatively anonymous. Lucky as she was affectionately known as was a then 37 year old religious lady who tried to take me under her wing. Her calm and friendly approach quickly won my trust and affection. We started up our own web forums and got on well for the equilavent of just under 3 months, before things went sour.

In May that year, my grandmother had an x-ray taken regarding a chest infection. Noticing the evident changes of a previous x-ray, I knew this would become cancer. I was right. My grandmother became increasingly ill over the months before she passed away in August.

Back home I kept arguing with TotallyRE, and members of Resident Evil Horror. Lucky gave me a choice: Quit the bullshit, or get banned. I chose the latter route, opting to fight for my dignity. A move that resulted in a temporary ban.

After I got my position back, I tried to demot Lucky intentionally. A mistake that paved the way for a bitter rivalry that would culminate in hatred for years. Lucky wouldn't let me rejoin her forums and we ended up importing our fights to tons of different forums. Then they sided with her and gave me hell for years.

In 2004, I also befriended a Dutch woman called Ada, who also knew Lucky from Capcom Europe and Capcom Central. I made a forum called the Room 312 Boards with Zakk and Lucky deleted them on purpose. Then Lucky and Ada deleted my own forums later that year, so then I deleted Ada's forums, which resulted in Ada phoning my house and threatening me. A while later she called my house again. This time she asked if we sold puppies.

===2005===

The feud with Mary Jacobs, Ada Spek and the other cyber bullies continued into 2005. They made me act aggressive, so I flooded their email accounts with lost password sheets and other junk, because they made my life hell in return. I ended up falling out with Zakk as well.

In March, I was on a Gateway to Work course in Edinburgh, for 2 weeks. I liked a red-haired girl called Suzanne, but the feelings were not returned. On the 18th of March, I saw Stewart Russell from my primary school in the street. This was the first time I'd seen him since 2003.

My sister noticed I was being picked on at the BladeGash Forums on the Internet, so she tried to stick up for me, but Michael banned us both. He was a moderator of those boards and hated my 80's music topics, since no one cared about them. Michael said if he saw a post by either one of us, he'd ban us at the strike of midnight on the 1st of April. Marie responded by saying she'd shove the clock hands up his ass at the strike of midnight.

I began seeing a mentor called Alan, but lost contact with him after I went on the Prince's Trust team at Stevenson College in May that year. The Prince's Trust was run by Liz Rodden and I met some of the nicest people I've ever seen in my life. We went to Perthshire for a week, where we stayed at Comrie Croft. I'll never forget the fun times we had and there was not a damn computer in sight.

In July that year, I went to Barnardo's for a couple of weeks. There I met a girl called Laura who I dated briefly. Her idiotic girl pals kept asking me insolent questions whenever I went to visit Laura, so I ended up ditching her after Laura's attitude changed. Not only that, but she was only interested in my money and did not persue intimacy or romance. I still think about her, though.

After the Prince's Trust finished, I went back to Barnardo's for a while. But Kirsty Black, whom I met on the Prince's Trust, wanted me to seek employment and I lacked interest, causing her to feel as if I did not care.

A couple of months after I left Barnardo's, my favourite wrestler Eddie Guerrero died of heart failure and some person called Tharrick insulted him on a Role Playing Game related forum. When I tried to defend Eddie's former drug habits, they banned me, citing previous posts I submitted to be mindless spam. They've been banning me ever since.

2005 ended badly too.

===2006===

In January, Ian McConnachie from Working Links told me about the Edinburgh Retail Academy, with Julie Adams. When I went to meet her, I was accepted on to the 4 week course.

At home in my spare time, I started posting loads of "Cyberbullying" topics on other forums, and half the Internet smelled cyber loser right from the start. They didn't really buy into my story about the 3 years worth of harassment I endured. As a matter of fact, my obscure tangent only fueled their decision to ban me. Then my arch rivals from the Resident Evil forums got to find out I liked trying to gain sympathy, but I did not succeed.

The Edinburgh Retail Academy course was both fun and helpful. I met a nice group of people and I prepared a CV and got a job in March that year, just days after the course ended. I worked for Instore at Meadowbank, which was formerly known as Poundstrecher. My boss was called Elaine and she was very lenient and helpful.

Over the months, I became infatuated with the younger members of staff, as it felt good to finally be accepted and I was bonding with real people, instead of using a PC to make false alliances. One of the older members, Andrew, did not really like my taste in music, although he later came to accept that my mind was made up.

Craig, who isn't much younger than me is already a father and his girlfriend will soon have another baby to care for. He was a really nice guy, and it would've been great to be mates with him, even though he has commitments.

Things started to go pear shaped when Ashleigh Harvey came. Ashleigh was an attractive girl I fancied. I waited weeks to ask her out, and when I did, she told me she already had a boyfriend. This hurt me a lot and I took an anxiety attack in the storeroom one day and had to go home. Around this time, an admin from a Resident Evil website was threatening me over nothing, and I told my employers about it, even though they could do nothing for me.

Ashleigh then got another job and left, which made me feel lonely for a while. Her neighbour Craig Sime joined and he told me stuff about her, such as Ashleigh cheating on her boyfriend. Craig Sime was a nice guy to talk with as well, as was the other Craig. I never got his details before he was sacked though.

In October 2006, a couple of other girls came, including Ayanna Kerr and Stefanie McGinnie. Stefanie was very beautiful and shy, and I liked her a lot. However she too had a boyfriend, but I did not take the hint. I proceeded to constantly ask for her phone number and she said we could only talk online, yet I still kept asking her regardless. I wanted us to be close because Christmas was coming up, and I knew she was only temporary.

In early December, the staff went out somewhere as an end-of-term celebration. We had drinks and you could sing songs and dance. I wound up drinking a lot and being stupid. I kept taking their drinks and I ran away from them after they sent for a taxi. I couldn't get a bus home because it was too late, so I had to walk around town without a coat.

Later in the month, I printed off a ton of pages related to the Internet abuse I went through and I handed the bag to Stefanie just an hour or so before I was due to come in and work. I wanted Stefanie and the other staff members to feel sorry for me. Plus, I knew deep down I'd never be anything with Stefanie.

After a whole day of police resources being wasted, I was persuaded by a group of people in a bar to go home, because your parents still love you, blah blah blah. And I did. Big fucking mistake.

I ended up being suspended by somebody who came all the way from Ireland to speak to me. What good did that do? Absolutely nothing. Because just days later, I went back in the shop as a customer. This time I had my sister Marie with me. I kept asking Stefanie for her details.

We got fed up waiting, so we said we'd be back later and Robert called my mother saying we were not to go back to the shop. But I ran away from Marie while she was in HMV, and I went back to the shop and pushed Stefanie against a DVD rack because I felt betrayed. I then got on a bus and started acting bipolar towards a couple of teenage girls, who ran away from me.

After sleeping rough, cold and lonely, I went to another Instore branch and related my problems to them. They told Elaine at Meadowbank, and I went back to see her. My mother was waiting and so were the police. Elaine told me I had lost my job, and Stefanie had quit because I frightened her. Then I got taking up to a hospital, and the people there didn't help me much. All they did was refer me to other doctors, who couldn't understand my unusual story.

===2007===

At the start of the year, I was mourning the loss of my job. Elaine had handed in her resignation and I was never going to see her again. My sister Marie tried to cheer me up by taking me to see the new Rocky movie on my birthday. It had always been my life long dream to see Rocky on the big screen, as the original Rocky is one of my all-time favourite motion pictures.

A few days later, I went to meet Fiona Mathieson, a girl my sister told me about. However when I went to meet her at my sister's boyfriend's house, she acted mean-spirited towards me and rejected my feelings for her. Tim (my sister's boyfriend) made her leave because of her attitude, and I left. But Tim and Marie came with me to make sure I'd get home safely. I still kept in touch with her online, until she checked herself into a rehabiliation centre for depression. Marie no longer recieves text messages from her, so it looks like Fiona isn't a part of my rapidly declining life any longer.

In February, my mother and I went to the PDSA to collect tablets for our pet Yorkie, Suzie because she has cancer. That day I was upset about something, so I almost nearly didn't go. But I did, because Suzie needed the tablets. On the way back, my mother told me she recieved a court summons to do with me assaulting Stefanie at Instore. She said she didn't tell me sooner because I was upset about other things.

In late February, I went to Instore to ask Robert and Ross if they cold verify whether Stefanie fell to the floor, as I clearly recall pushing her against a DVD stand. But Ross was there and being the asshole that he is, he sent me back out. So I bought pills and a potato peeler and I went back in. After that they got the police, but before they arrived the staff subjected me to verbal abuse in the canteen, making out they "tolerated" me longer than anybody else, when all the time I was at Instore, I was quiet and hard working.

In March, I wanted to hand apologetic letters to Craig and Ayanna, two of my former co-workers. Ross had got the police to my door for playing loud music down the phone. But the managers later refused to take the notes, even after I paid £10 to refill my ink kit just for those two letters.

They just said they'll call you with your info, not the other way about. So out of frustration, I went to the shop at Meadowbank in the middle of the night and poured glue and other things on the windows. It was caught on camera, but I wasn't bothered. I just wanted revenge.

I went back with my mother later that day and once again, they rejected my letters. I had to wait outside the shop. My mother came back out and she said the one thing any loving mother could have said. She said "Come with me!" but I didn't respond.

I ran in and attacked Ross and Alberto apprehended me. My mother told Ross he was being harsh, but he just told her to piss off as well. The police came to see the footage of me using the glue and they barely listened to my side of the story. I ran away and then they cuffed me before I could get outside. For the first time in my life, I was cuffed and degraded. They took my DNA and fingerprints at the station and then sent me home.

Later that month I found Ayanna's profile on MySpace and Bebo, two network websites that users can use to share messages and photos. But Ayanna ignored my messages and eventually told me to leave her alone. I found Stefanie McGinnie's profile too, and then she made her profile page private. Then I found Robert's profile. He was my boss at Instore. I acted malicious to his wife, and then she responded with this:

Do you have nothing better to do with your life? Oh, sorry, you don't have a life do you!! You are just some sad pathetic attention-seeking loser - and if you think I care about your suicidal thoughts, think again.

I have a wonderful husband and wonderful children and my life couldn't get much better. Why not use the 2 brain cells you have left to sit down and think about your sad existence and how you are going to turn your life around.

In late March, I attacked my mother because I got up later at night, and she kept slagging me off for being sweaty. She always says I smell and this got annoying. I started punching her and then my father picked me up and slammed me to the floor. Then I called the police and my father attacked me before they arrived. I then had to stay with my oldest sister, and then my younger sister's boyfriend.

Hilarious life story, eh? Oh I thought so too.

On Bebo, I tried to apologise to Robert over and over again, but he refused to take his profile off private and add me as a friend. Ayanna Kerr finally responded to my messages to say she'd forgiven me, ONLY because I was becoming persistant. Robert's wife kept calling me names on other user's profiles, so I retaliated with numerous "joke" accounts. Then on the 25th of April, the police came to see me. They said they would conviskate my PC and PlayStation 2 if there was any further reports.

Out of anger, I awaited Ross Murphy coing out of Instore so I could throw gloss paint all over him. But Craig, Ruth and Andrew were there too. They just gave me a funny look and carried on, like the ignorant arseholes that they are. I thought about putting the paint on the shop windows, but I decided to play it safe instead. I've left the paint in a "special place" for now.

April also saw me reunited with Stewart Russell from my primary, because I gave him a birthday card and he rung my house. When we were in a bar, he told me to grow up, avoid the Internet and buy better clothes. Apparently this pep talk was 10 years in the making. The only reason he took me lightly in the past was because Robson thought I was funny. Stewart looked at my trousers and said "What's that?" and he also said I was "stuck in a rut" which I believe is a very accurate description.

Stewart no longer lives with his parents. He drinks a lot and almost died in a car crash because he was drink driving. We went out to play football in our old primary with our friends Ross and Robson, but I couldn't climb the padlocked gate. I lost at the football games too, which made me feel like a huge loser. Despite all that time apart, it was blatantly obvious to me that I'd NEVER gain momentum with them and improvise my skills, both physically and socially.

Because I was lonely, I left a few adverts on a site called Gumtree. It's used for posting classified adverts, whether it be dating, clubbing or job seeking. Well a Russian woman called Kate started emailing me. Not sure if she was serious, but I thought she was very attractive. Then I started talking to a single mother from Tranent called Vicki. Our first conversation went well, but our second one was a disaster because I started flapping my gums about Internet bullying and shit. Then she went offline, and blocked me on Bebo too. I cried all night.

After that, Victoria (Vickihorror) started sexually harassing me on MSN Messenger, and the Yahoo one too. She started going on about porn, and said I stalked women (because people on Bebo kept posting complaints on my page). Then I linked her to a post I made on the Retrojunk Forums, and Victoria made an account there to harass me with disgusting language.

I am now officially going to end my life, because Laura Scott is out of reach and I'll never make real friends or become a father, or a loving boyfriend. All I get in return is another knife in my back and a new mortal enemy to go with my eternal tirade of pain and failure...
My mother keeps saying these people are nice, but I don't believe that. If they were decent people, they'd understand.

That is it. I'm going to unvelcro my butt from my computer chair, go out and meet people that are nice.

I now hate the following people. I would have put it in alphabetical oder, but my brain doesn't understand chronological orders such as the alphabet or life.

Jason Gervais
Vickihorror
boabbyboy
sarabarron25
jambotim
ayannabanana
Creep
Alexandra
The Unnamed One
Hunt
Laki
A-J
Derek
Dead Phoenix
Deathhound
Naomi
Vixx
Myst
Robert
Weed @ EFN
Kane @ EFN
BHXTyrant
BHX
Candice
xblood
Silent Hill, so peaceful
Fat_Fred
Lady Jade
Azad
Acre
CrazyDemon
BloodyBackChambers
Cobra
WeskersShadow
Nelo Angelo
Sunderland
Marco
General
Backlash
SMartAsh
Turd Ferguson
m3an
korrgan
Lucky
Vanhalen4041
Sinner
Wesman
lozz
woey
CAW
Angelus
Shipe
Stan Marsh
OverKill
Serebii
Mikey
Handa Tattsu
G-Virus Tyrant
PooPuck
Joker
Jesse Smith
Roody
Floris
Selphie
Little_Pikachu
Charlotte
Scream
INFLAMES
Dot50Cal
Selphie
Alan
C-002
Rob Matter
Piscel
Ky Kiske
Hideto
Spore
Reina
dissolvedgirl
Legendary Sniper
Norfair
Chompman
Leon S. Kennedy
Sgt Red Oneill
TheLoneWolf
Scythe
Head Creeps
pladywolf
Dimitri
TheLoneSheWolf
Alfrexia
Vassfrexia
Alexander Ashford
Tiger
T-002 Tyrant
Tharrick
Grae
Zidane007nl
RIGGS
cerberes
Nemesis556
aviran_naor
LadyD
blackannis
Violent Gene
Calamity
Egg
[STARS]TyranT
Z Virus
Cass
MoonSlasher
Malice
VOOK
Kefka
akiragale_532
Sacho The Pirate
Rey Mysterio Jr.
Wabo
Michael
Progenitor
Chaos
KaBOOm^.^
Faerie
Sasarai
Gray Fox
chrono
Starman
AiMThiS
BlueSalvation
Scherrah
Raven
Larsixo
Blitzslash
Amber
Zakk
Appleberry
Temp
Ichen
Kreep
davi
Rinoa
JoDB
RETED
Skythe

"

end.

[Dot50Cal]

Im about halfway through now, he sent the email to me as well as a couple other people (around 20). Carnivol said its full of laughs and quoted some shit about a potato peeler, so I finally am reading it. Its pretty lol so far.

Edit: Hahaha Finished! I love how Inflames is on his hate list even though he never even spoke to him EVER. Epic. Too bad he wont actually leave.

[Arlumit]

About those bad REAL LIFE friends, just don't find they anymore, and find people whom u know they really care you, Grace Saunders.

friendships are hard to keep than to make.

they were your friends but time will make them or you to change.

if they are bad people then don't keep they, let they go, and find people who really care u,

don't think on sad things, it's no use.

Grace Saunders recently spam all biohazard and the what DOOM forums with the email message I read ... as A-J show here.

... anyways, the people don't worth any of your time grace. keep talking on them only makes people to think u want to start matters.

you should not talk on them and get your real life.

because you are already not the first person to blame some well-known people here...or, to get blame by the people

as u said they are that bad, then why bother mention them?

mention them won't make you to win but people only think u r lifeless.

you should forget they.

Grace, don't make people to dislike u by mention they around, this is only internet, u should be in real world, not indulge in internet.

if they are really bad people then don't face them , don't talk on them, or u will suffer more.

[Borman]

Damn I didnt make the list. Time to go stalk people for a few years and post about cyber abuse since I was left out. Wahhh