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    ...Mountain Dew Pitch Black II SUCKS ASS. I seriously don't see how ANYONE could like that drink. I tried it yesterday and nearly threw up. I had to eat an old gym sock to get the taste out of my mouth. Stick with drinking Pepsi or Coca-Cola or whatever it is you drink. Hell, if I was given the option of drinking Mountain Dew Pitch Black II or a cup of piss, I would be seriously tempted by the piss.

    I wasted 74 cents on that mixture of ass and moldy ball sacks when I could of used that 74 cents to buy a bag of Jolly Ranchers(well, maybe in 1954. These days you have to spend an arm and a leg for a beg of Jolly Ranchers. But that's beside my point.)

    Anyway, drink Pitch Black II if you like the taste of armpits marinated in used bath water.

  • #2
    aw man, we dont get stuff like that over here

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    • #3
      Hell, Mountian Dew sucks anyway. I don't see why you would want to drink a special edition of a crappy drink anyway.

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      • #4
        i sorta like the normal mountain dew

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        • #5
          I stay away from it, since it lowers your sperm count lol. Yellow # 5 is the culprit I beleive. Thats not in Pitch Black 2 though.

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          • #6
            wah ? where the hell did you read that from.

            No more mountain dew from now on if thats true :p

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            • #7
              Yeah, he's right, though I'm not sure it's that specifically, it is one of the coloring agents. But yeah, I only drink Pepsi and Coke, and not as much as I used to. Not good for the bones.

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              • #8
                Oh, Looks like its false lol http://www.snopes.com/toxins/yellow.htm Jeeze...Damn you K5!

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                • #9
                  woo hoo !!

                  *pops up a can of mountain dew*

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                  • #10
                    Originally posted by Dot50Cal
                    I stay away from it, since it lowers your sperm count lol. Yellow # 5 is the culprit I beleive. Thats not in Pitch Black 2 though.
                    yup. That was mythed ages ago >_>

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                    • #11
                      I think I remember hearing something about it not being true. Whatever though. Still, don't drink it. Fake ass lemonade.

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                      • #12
                        Water works just fine. And if you need caffene, Tea or a Dr Pepper. Yeesh.

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                        • #13
                          Or a jolt cola. It makes the sound of a cryogenic freezer being opened when you twist the cap off.

                          Tastes like ass though.

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                          • #14
                            Originally posted by Nikovich
                            Or a jolt cola. It makes the sound of a cryogenic freezer being opened when you twist the cap off.

                            Tastes like ass though.


                            Ar. Jolt always tasted like a sweet Pepsi to me.


                            Could always drink Bawls. Or better yet.... not. That........ drink has a horrid taste.

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                            • #15
                              My friend drank it. I haven't drank it.

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