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[Carnivol]

Good morning and good day!

I was strolling through my inbox, when I found a spam mail I couldn't resist opening, the headline was just too amazing "You always wanted to use your penis as a billiards cue."
, to be honest, I didn't know that about myself, but I thank Mr.Erectile Dysfunction for notifying me of this and here people, let's have a look at what he has to tell



Hello!
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When they appear, I disappear.

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[Dot50Cal]

Oh good god, its one of the best I've seen. Thia has been getting flooded with a shitload of spam mails. The worst was a record breaking 200 in a span of 5 minutes. Luckily somthing has happened and the spammer is only giving my THIA email its usual 1 per morninig, 1 per night -_-

Some asshat who had my email (ebay?) apparently beleives in chain mails as I just got this:





Sarah Little <sarah_little300@hotmail.com> wrote:


I You
I'll just take it as a hint if I don't get this back. How many people
actually have 8 true friends? Hardly anyone I know! But some of us have all
right friends and good friends!!! You have been tagged by the Friendship
Angel which means you are a great friend!! You will have good luck for two
years if you send this to 8 people or more and if it is sent back to you
then you know that you are a true friend.

I would rather live one day knowing you are my bud than&nbs p;live forever without
you by my side.

Delete this if we are not friends


Of all the friends I've ever met,
You're the one I won't forget.
And if I die
Before you do
I'll go to heaven
And wait for you
I'll give the angels
Back their wings
And risk the loss
Of everything
Just to prove
My friendship is true.



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[Project Omega]

Anytime.
Anywhere.
With anyone you want.
As long as you want.
As often as you want.

Anyone I want? Hmmm... Aria Giovanni.... Here I come!! lol

Most of my spam includes women wanting fuck buddies... I wish I got cool spam like this :P

[James]

I've recently been bombarded with emails that I REALLY NEEEDED. It's as if they read my mind!

"Drown your girlfriend in cum!"
"LEARN TO F*** LIKE A DONKEY"

I mean seriously - who opens these?

[Ackart The Fox]

Oh, it's not the message that gets me.. it's the friggin words they put in at the bottom. I get this a lot in my spam now.


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[Carnivol]

So... I'm sitting there, minding my own business, when I suddenly get another nice sound... someone's sent me a mail :D

I check the mail, to reveal this:


Hey Sexy, Just getting back to you.
Hey Sexy,

Well I didnt have time to talk earlier but if your still interested, let me know.
Heres 2 more pics for now
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You can go to my webpage for more pics if you want. Click here for my site! (http://au.geocities.com/reidar157chelsie3928/)
Talk to you soon.

Muahz
xoxo

Now, this seemed like a rather nice mail... Upon inspecting the mail she provided me, a simple blank page that tries to load something starts, I didn't care to check the source, but I guess it's either an image exploit or a script of sorts, atleast not anything good.

Now, there were a few little thingies I found a bit odd about this email...

3: the name "Reidar" is mentioned in the link, Reidar is a male name in several places... Dunno if Chelsie there is a referance to Reidar's location, maybe it's his girlfriend's name (who might be Sexy Lauren :D), or maybe it's just a bogus random generated one :(

2: The to part of the email... turns out this email is not for me, as it was addressed to carnivian2@yahoo.com

1: Sexy Lauren certainly has a strange email addy... marketwatch@att.net

[Grace Saunders]

I'm getting messages sent from simon@yahoo.com except they appear blank.

[Dot50Cal]

Carnivol, you sex beast! Can you beleive this folks! He doesnt even recoignize the women who he sleeps with!

She has nice breasts...though im sure any woman in that bra would as well.

[Project Omega]

Her breasts are being aided by gravity :) In the sense that she's probably bending over foward and the picture was taken from underneath so the look bigger and fuller than normal. I should know, I've done that kind of photo shoot (although she didn't really need it, it was just an excuse to take that kind of shot) ^_^

[James]

Got another one today, it was almost exactly the same....

"SAFELY drown your girlfriend in cum"

Seriously? Who reads these? >_>

[Project Omega]

Perhaps they got a lawsuit about the legal implications of actually drowning your girlfriend in semen... >_>

[Shakahnna]

There was a fantastic spam-esque mail going about 3 years ago. Or at least that was the last time I seen it and it was a relatively witty spoof about three headed orphans that would benefit from the email being forwarded to sixty of your closest friends but you had to retype it out again with your forehead.

And who can forget that summer of blocking hotgirlswithsnakesuptheircunt1@aol.com who was replaced with hotgirlswithsnakesuptheircunt2@aol.com repeat for 3 months.

Some of the names are beautiful as well, email from Jesus Gadd, Ferrari Sexkitten, who all just want to give me money. That first add was a beauty though. Do those things sell anything though?

[biohazard_star]

I've recently been bombarded with emails that I REALLY NEEEDED. It's as if they read my mind!

"Drown your girlfriend in cum!"
"LEARN TO F*** LIKE A DONKEY"

I mean seriously - who opens these?


Wow, I think you need at least 100+ men ejaculating on a woman repeatedly to be able to drown her in the goo. :blink:

[Carnivol]

Seriously? Who reads these? >_>

*raises hand*
I do!
*points at topic*

[Dot50Cal]

I could tell right by the subject this would be a funny one:

Subject:
look through the announcement Lady-Boys you'll be shocked

Body:
Just published She'males Rams of our beautiful women will inspire your imagination enter now http://www.funygood.com This magic wand of girl must be licked by juicy mouth
Her weenie must find its place inside of someone immediately
Naughty school girls vex their teachers and get nailed with huge dripping cocks for that. SHEMA'LES PORM
They enjoy sucking lollipops, but this time they are made of something harder and hotter!
:o

[Arlumit]

:D

do you really trust those medicines or that kind of advertisements?

:doh:

The effect of the medicine may not be as what it had ever stated...

:lol:

[Grace Saunders]

Avoid Yahoo and MSN Hotmail like the plague. It's just spam, spam, spam. Get a ROCK.com e-mail account instead. You can insert pictures into the messages, saving you time and space.

[Dot50Cal]

Subject:
Wow check out this huge enlargement patch sale!

Body:
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Hidden Text:
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They sell Penis Patches??? Who the fuck wants a patch on their penis? .....EXERSIZE MANUAL......YYYEEAHHHHHHHHHHHHH........

[Dot50Cal]

(Im highlighting the hilarious parts)
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[Nikovich]

Improve the quality of your life, LESBIAN!

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[Dot50Cal]

lol Who knew you were a lesbian! I liked the war horse uranium so much I made it my user title XD

[Aya_Brea]

Damn. All of you guys get the interesting ones. I get "Save hundreds on your next car!" and "Make a loan, today!" B.S.


Oh yeah, and the occasional Farm Animal sex. :uhh: I mean, that stuff really weirds me out. When the title is Women + Horses, Donkeys, Dogs, ect... That's just a little too much for me.

[Carnivol]

Disasters on so many different levels could accour if this spam mail came into the inboxes of the wrong people!!


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[Nikovich]

Not just any kind of lesbian.....

[Dot50Cal]

LOL @ bag with money sign on it. Sacraficing Blood or Soul???......wtf?

[K5Blazer]

I may as well participate... especially the bottom...........................





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the wounded. Victory seemed at hand, when a cry rang out on the heights
above. Goblins had scaled the Mountain from the other side and already

[Grace Saunders]

Just one question: How do you save screen grabs of text, or images!?

[Carnivol]

There's a magical button on your keyboard (that might require you to hit F-LOCK to enable, if you have a keyboard with that horrible invention)

The button is called "Print Screen" (PrtScn)

Should be loitering around the upper right hand corner of your keyboard, hitting this button will in most cases store a snapshot of the screen in your copy'n paste memory, so you can just load up your favourite picture editing application and hit EDIT -> PASTE afterwards and you'll have a nice 1:1 screenshots of your screen to toy with

[Arlumit]

I had ignore these chain letters. one even say that, if I don't send, I will die in 10 days but now I am proud to tell you that I am still here and is healthy.

Just recently finished my own "Youth Comic"

[Dot50Cal]

I keep getting these stupid ones now taking about how "her" "boyfriends" !@(* is too big for her mouth. >_<


Boytoys always whizgiggled at me and even youths did in the free lavatory!
Well, now I hee-haw at them, because I took Me_ga. d_ik.
for 5 months and now my dick is quite bigger than national.
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o_o

[wBirkin]

i've never received a sex one. ever. do you have to surf tons of porn or something to get it? i never get spam...haha how do you guys get so much?

[TheJackal118]

Haha, i've always had my share of these, usually to porn sites like:

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OR

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[wBirkin]

jesus that's the weirdest thing i've ever read. awesome.

[Dot50Cal]

i've never received a sex one. ever. do you have to surf tons of porn or something to get it? i never get spam...haha how do you guys get so much?

:lol: Nah, But even if I did I wouldn't be stupid enough to submit my email to a list -.-

This is all in my THIA inbox, which gets bombed all the time. When you have a moderately popular site people search google cache for emails.

[wBirkin]

aha so i see
that would explain it.

pff i thought i was popular :lol:

[TheJackal118]

:lol: Nah, But even if I did I wouldn't be stupid enough to submit my email to a list -.-

I've never put my name on any list, but i still get these emails. I just double checked and they sent it to my email but the name they put with my email is not even remotely even close to my name.

[LeonsBuddyDave]

Sometimes I read spam mail if I just need a good laugh.
However...

Some asshat who had my email (ebay?) apparently beleives in chain mails as I just got this:

Dot50 did it for me.
Asshat?!? I love the word Asshat!

[Carnivol]

Time to bump this one back! Seems like 2008 didn't bring any awesome spam :(

Fortunately, 2009 has invited some stuff into my inbox.

Subject: Please reply immediately

(I better read that one, looks important)


Dear friend
I am Mr.Dadah Usman Banker in, Bank of Africa
I contacted you now on a business deal of us$8,000.000 to transfer into your account
The depositor of the said fund died with his entire family during the Iraq war in 2006.
The customer & his entire family died, unfortunately, leaving nobody for the claim. if we make this claim, we will share it 40%/60%. If you are interested reply I will give you the full details.+226 45 76 79 49
Waiting for reply
Best regard
Mr.Dadah Usman


Woah! That's pretty sad to hear there, Mr. Dadah Usman...

But I can't help but feel that your story is lacking some vital details...
Why/How can the Bank of Africa (:lol:) claim this money?
I was always under the impression that Iraq was part of Western Asia, and at least Wikipedia and my Atlas seems to agree with me on that one...


Now... let's have a look at another piece of fine art;

Subject: I want to have relations with you

(That's pretty direct... Since it's 3am at night, I'd better check this one out now)


Hi Dear !!!
How are you today? I really hope that all good for you.
My name is Tatyana. I'm from Russia, the city is Saint-Petersburg.
I'm 24 years old a single woman. Never married and have no children.
I really hope that you will read my letter with interest.
I want to develop our relations with You. I hope that you will answer to my letter and we will have
good time together. Please, answer to me as soon as you can.

My personal e-mail address: vik.tat.rus@gmail.com

Yours new friend Tatyana

P.S. I sent my photo. I hope that you like it. Please, answer to me with your photo too. Bye....

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Emery Cannon must be a great (irresponsible/careless) friend. For letting her friend Tatyana use her e-mail to send such sleezy and direct stuff to complete strangers. Now, if it weren't for the circumstances of this piece of text, I'd certainly normally read such an offer with interest.




Anyway, these mails weren't nearly as great as some of the old spam mails... So I hope 2009 is the year for when I once more get to feast my eyes upon the greatness that is spam with irresistible offers!

And how about you? Has your spam filter caught anything nice recently?

[Mr. Spencer]

All I have to say in response is this.

Which neighborly He monarchic. Be it wavy. Go he ooze...He apostatize Be noodle. The the fiasco.

[Alexia_Ashford]

Here, I have a few to share.

You can now email me at: sanimustapha85@yahoo.ca

- Dear Friend, Let me start by introducing myself,I am Mr Sani Mustapha the Bill and Exchange Manager of Bank of Africa Burkina faso. I am writting you this letter based on the latest development at my Department which I will like to bring to your personal edification.($18.5million transfer claims). This is a legitimate transaction and I agreed to offer you 40% of this money as my foreign partner after confirmation of the fund in your bank account, If you are interested,get back to me immediately for more details,Best Regards,Mr Sani Mustapha


From:Mr.Maxwell Tony.
SA Post Office
P.O. Box 10 81
PRETORIA 0083
SOUTH AFRICA.

{MONEY TRANSACTION}
{THIRTY SIX MILLION USD}
(RE:TRANSFER OF($36,000,000.USD)


Dear Good one!!!!!

My name is Mr. Maxwell Tony, and I work in the International operation department in a Local Bank here in South Africa On a routine inspection, I discovered a dormant domiciliary account with a BAL Of 36,000,000 (Thirty Six Million USD) on further discreet investigation I also discovered that the account holder has long since passed away (dead)leaving no beneficiary to the account The bank will approve this money to any foreigner because the former operator of the a/c is a foreigner and from Iraq in particular and I am certainly sure that he is dead and nobody will come again for the claim of this money.it is only a foreigner that can claim this money with proper information. I need your cooperation to clear this money from the bank. I will provide the necessary information needed in order to claim this money, But you will need to open an account where this can be transferred. If you are interested send me your private Telephone No and Fax number including the full details of the account to be used for the Deposit. Utmost confidentiality is needed in handling this transaction as my job and the future of my family would be jeopardized if it were breached.


Why are all these about "The Bank of Africa"?

[Gradon]

You can now email me at: sanimustapha85@yahoo.ca


:lol: Bank of Africa? CANADIAN email? Makes sense.

[Carnivol]

Dear Good one!!!!!


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[Alexia_Ashford]

Lol XD The thing is though, I never get these on my private, googlemail account. I always get them with hotmail. I've not had any REALLY funny ones though. I used to get them. Must be the recession. :re:

[Canas Renvall]

The Bank of Africa must have to do with RE5.

Way to go, Crapcom, now you actually are doing viral advertising. :rollseyes

[randomwab]

So, I just checked my inbox and found an e-mail that was pretty interesting, I'd say.

The sender is "5wiitp@googlemail.com" so not much detail there.

The e-mail title? "Feel free." What an interesting, yet vague title for spam. I should check this ish.

The e-mail reads…

"To get a life, I mean. I know you made the ED on me, as if you have the best grammar on THIA. I observed you. You rarely make a spelling error, so it had to have been you who wrote that up."

...

:O

Thanks for the compliment on spelling Peter, but a simple spell check in Word can turn any post into one similar to my own.

Link to the site for the lazy: http://encyclopediadramatica.com/*****_******** (You can fill in the blanks if you're in the know, we don't speak his name anymore).

[Carnivol]

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Somehow... that made it through my spam filter!

Sounds... grate... Truly Useful!

[Helegad]

Shit, I deleted my deleted items box. I had some good ones in there :(

[Sephiroth]

Well it's finaly happen to me at last I thought this day whould come

*I have a new email address!
You can now email me at: ahmedderick36@yahoo.in



- Good Day urgent please Good Day Please Read My name is Mr.Ahmed Derick I am the Credit and audits manager with bank of Africa Ouagadougou Burkina Faso I have a business proposal in the tune of $10.m (Ten Million United States Dollar only) after the successful transfer I agree that 30% of this money will be for you And 70% would be for me Then after the money is been transferred into your account i will visit your country for an investment under your kind control. Should you be interested please contact me through my private email (ahmedderick70@live.fr)So we can commence all arrangements and I will give you more information on how we would handle this project. Please treat this business with utmost confidentiality .Mr Ahmed Derick*

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LMAO

[randomwab]

RISE!

Subject: Hi


Greetings,

My name is Elena, I has 32 years and I write you from a province in Russia. I work in town bibliotheca and I allowed to use computer afterwards I finish work if possible. Our position is very hard and I send you this message in despair and hope.

I have little daughter, she is 8 years old, her father left us and we live with my mother.

As result of deep economical crisis recently my mother lost job (the shop where she was worked is now ruined) and our situation became terrible.

Gas and electricity is very expensive in our region and we can not use it to heat our home anymore.

Winter is coming and weather becoming colder every day. We are very much worried and we donot know what to do.

Only way for us to heating our home is to use portable wood burning oven which supply with heating from burning wood. We have plenty wood in our province and this oven will be heating our household completely winter for minimal price.

Unfortunately we cannot to buy this oven in our local shop because it price 8193 rubles (equivalent about 191 Euros) and we cannot to afford it because this amount is fortune for us.

May be you possess any old portable wood burning oven and if you ended to use it, we will be very gratefully if you could donate it for us and organize delivery of this oven to our address (175 km from Moscow). This ovens usually different and weight about 100kg.

I wait for your answer.

Elena with family.
Russia

Yes.

[Corrin]

RISE!

Subject: Hi



Yes.

Don't you have a heart??? Send her some money!

[Mr_Zombie]

She doesn't want money, she wants a "portable wood burning oven"... o_o

[Carnivol]

Sometime in the future, I suggest we start a fund raiser and try to provide said wood oven! (or whatever object of greatness the lucky "winner" would be requesting)

[aris13]

Back in October I received this.


Hello.

I own a video game website at www.rickie-explains.com - dedicated to bringing its visitors all next-gen console-related reviews and previews.

I need help to lift it off the ground, as you probably can see on the site that it isn't 100% finished yet.

I'm looking for some staff members which I'm tempting to get around a few game-related forums and I was wondering if you would be interested in becoming part of the team?

Please let me know by e-mailing or MSN me at quickielikerickie@hotmail.co.uk (you can use the same address for both options).

Let me know soon.

Thanks.

[Ridley W. Hayes]

^ Oddly enough I received the same message some months ago via im. I'm pretty sure some other people in this forum also had one.

[riderkid]

i did too, he replied though to me, i requested if this was real to supply me with the preview demos but never replied.

shut him up quickly

also here is his username on THIS SITE!!!!

dementedde

no posts no nothing so i know he's a troll

[Carnivol]

^ Oddly enough I received the same message some months ago via im. I'm pretty sure some other people in this forum also had one.

Can you confirm what riderkid says?
(+evt. if you still have the PM, hit the report button on it)



also here is his username on THIS SITE!!!!

dementedde

[Darkmoon]

...he got in touch with me, via IM, asking me to moderate his forum. I didn't have time, sadly.

Do I have mod tattooed on my ass?

[Carnivol]

Do I have mod tattooed on my ass?

Nah. That one's Hebrew for "Time for a kangaroo?", just with really bad grammar.

[Ridley W. Hayes]

Do I have mod tattooed on my ass?

:lol:


Can you confirm what riderkid says?
(+evt. if you still have the PM, hit the report button on it)

No, I can't say I can. Just like Darkmoon he contacted me via IM. I asked him from where he got my e-mail, he didn't answered. When I asked him if he was from this boards, he said no. Is the same website though, so he must be the same guy. Once I decline to help him in his page I deleted his account. I don't know if that guy is the same one as 'dementedde'.

[Carnivol]

Ah. Okay. Thanks anyway. Guess I'll wait for Riderkid to speak up on whether or not he got it via board PM then. Kinda need to be sure who people are before putting their names down on the watch lists ;D

[riderkid]

Ah. Okay. Thanks anyway. Guess I'll wait for Riderkid to speak up on whether or not he got it via board PM then. Kinda need to be sure who people are before putting their names down on the watch lists ;D

it was on the board and it was the name i posted

[Mr_Zombie]

I've received the message from dementedde via PM. If you want I can report it.

[Carnivol]

Yes, please. If you have it, please open it and hit report on it (If I remember correctly; the report button is in the upper right hand corner of the message box)

[nemesiswontdie]

I too recieved the same PM on here.

[riderkid]

report him? screw it lets hunt this troll down. i can sell torches and pithcforks at a discount

[Carnivol]

Thanks, nemesiswontdie and Mr_Zombie. Got it!

[nemesiswontdie]

yup yup np I haven't deleted any PM's for awhile so I figured I'd still have it.

[Gradon]

RISE!

Subject: Hi



Yes.

I got that the same day you did.

[davidross349]

some information is really great...thanks for this sex topic information.....

[Darkmoon]

Normally, I delete spambot posts. But this tickles my sense of irony. Just so you folks know, now he's banned, you're missing out on his adverts for cheap Viagra and Levitra (whatever the hell that is).

[Alexia_Ashford]

Anyone in here need viagra? XD That makes me laugh "Thanks for the sex topic information" Haha.

[Darkmoon]

Everyone needs viagra. Not for the actual purpose, usually, but as a hilarious aid in practical jokes!

Warning: using viagra as a joke may result in erection issues, pissing yourself with laughter and in rare and hysterical cases heart attacks. May also cause hilarious legal proceedings and excessively funny prison sentences. The management of the Horror is Alive takes no responsibility for any viagra or viagra related jokes you may engage in.

[Alexia_Ashford]

Is viagra even legal here? I thought you could get those blue tablet things. Is that viagra? o.O

[News Bot]

Since its been bumped I might as well contribute with one I got today.


In need of telephone repair service call this number

[Carnivol]

I've always liked the idea of having a digital device for all my daily needs, whilst at the same time carrying an analog substitute/backup incase the primary digital unit should break down on me.

(Amazing bump, by the way)

[Alexia_Ashford]

I've had an interesting one today, an e-mail from a Turkish sounding fellow inviting me to the "Buttcracker". It has a cartoon of someone bent over with their butt out. I don't want my butt cracked, ta very much.

Come on folks, share your spam!

[Enetirnel]

My Mother constantly gets sent ones that have "You have won 1 million google dollars!", I'm not kidding. She got one last night and I could hear her shouting "HOW FUCKING STUPID ARE SOME PEOPLE?! WHO THE FUCK WOULD BELIEVE THIS SHIT?!"

Frankly, I find her commentary on her spam mail to be quite funny.

I keep getting spam from people that had their accounts hijacked as of late. Bit annoying as my phone is set up to notify me of any e-mails. >_<;

[Bratlyfrala]

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[Darkmoon]

I think we can all appreciate the irony of the above post - and the other three he posted in this thread.

[Carnivol]

That's disturbingly appropriate and amazing...

[Enetirnel]

What a polite and kind adbot. Never thought I'd see the day.