I want an Umbrella.

[Chris' Boob]

Seriously, this would be awesome.

You have a black umbrella, with the umbrella logo on top where the big puff thing is.

I'd feel so cool walking around with it.

Does anything like this exist lol?

[Project Omega]

There are a few on eBay and if you search on Etsy, you can probably commision someone to have one custom made to your specifications.

Hell you could probably make your own on somewhere like CafePress (or was it CafeExpress?).

[Pikminister]

Doesn't look too fancy like.
http://gearmedia.ign.com/gear/image/article/945/945417/resident-evil-umbrella-20090115050218780.jpg

I want this shirt, though

http://cache.kotaku.com/assets/images/kotaku/2008/09/takeuchi_umbrella_shirt.gif

[Chris' Boob]

Ah I didn't check ebay.

Yah, it looks bland, maybe throw on some fake blood hahaha.

[Project Omega]

http://cgi.ebay.com/Resident-Evil-4-Umbrella-Corp-Huge-Logo-Track-Jacket-XL-/360196212280?pt=US_Men_s_Athletic_Apparel&hash=item53dd5e0638

$65 for a screen printed "Jogging Track Jacket"?

[Chris' Boob]

Damn that's pricey.