For real?

[Karui]

"Hey, that guy farted. As punishment, you all get yout butts sewn shut."

That bit made me lol.

Didn't America have censorship issues before when a bunch of dumbasses decided to shoot themselves with shotguns because a Judas Priest song told them to? Anyone who can't discern reality from virtual reality doesn't need to play video games and listen to music.

Like that guy said earlier, if someone is going to be a pedo then they're going to regardless. Who has ever heard of someone going to a porn site looking at small tits and saying, "Let's go be pedophiles!" That's just plain stupid.

[Enrico Marini]

The only sure fire way to protect kids is not to have them.

Why don't they ban cars or alcohol to save on fatalities caused by car accidents, why not ban bicycles, to stop riders darting through traffic.

Its just annoying when you can't help but think their remedy is not going to do diddly squat, and that all its punishing are the majority who have not done anything wrong.

"Hey, that guy farted. As punishment, you all get yout butts sewn shut."

[Mr. Ashford]

Ah, yes, this is completely real. Australia is pretty much in political correctness over drive at the moment, and I suppose it's even going so far as to extend to porn. I believe the same has also been done with female ejaculation, having that banned as well.

Honestly, first a mandatory internet filter and now this?

Things would be different if I were Prime Minister.

[Darkmoon]

I must admit, I'm waiting with baited breath for the next kinda person to get banned here.

Fat People - We can't have our children packing on the pounds like that fat boy Pavarotti. Begore, tubbos!

Skinny People - Anorexia? Won't someone think of the children and get rid of anyone too skinny!

Muscled People - Our children will all do drugs! Roid rage everywhere!

Out of shape people - They don't take of there bodies and they'll teach children not either and then they'll die! NOOOOOOOOOOOO!

'Normal' people - We can't enforce our views or normal on there tiny, yet to form minds!

I know, I know. Currently it's just porn they're banning. It's the 'think of the children' battlecry that's wound me up. I'm sorry, but seeing small tits isn't going to make someone go, 'You know what I could really do with? A pre-teen.' If they're going to do that shit they're going to do it. And should then be castrated and forced to work the rest of there pathetic existence in a salt mine. If anything, this should show some of them that there's a body type to there taste out there.

[Enrico Marini]

Ha ha ha ha. What is the world coming to these days? Thats a big load of oppression there. What next? You can't be a teacher if you look sound like Christopher Walken? I think today a new ism has been invented. Bodyism for want of a better word.

Got to love politicians, always looking for a easy fix or a scapegoat for a situation. I'm surprised they haven't tried pinning pedophillia on video games. All I'm going to say is this will teach kids to subjugate people by their body shape. Won't somebody think of the children?

[Darkmoon]

Wouldn't surprise me right now if Germany had secretly taken over the Australian government.

It would me. Blood you can't show in Germany. Nazi crap you can't. Nudity? There are full frontal nude shots in adverts...between childrens programs. It was an advert for shampoo, my inner 13 year old reminds me. I'd have bought that brand.

This, though? Honestly? This is ridiculous. You cannot ban people because of there body type. Most woman cannot help there breast size. 'Any man with a penis longer than four inches may not appear in porn because it'll make people smaller than themselves depressed. And anyone shorter than 4 inches cannot be shown because it looks vaguely child like.' Jeez. I'm guessing shaved pubic areas are also banned? 'Cos that looks a hell of a ot more childlike than simply having small breasts. I'd love to see the people in charge. I imagine them foaming at the mouth with glowing red eyes, shrieking 'FOR THE CHILDREN!'

...I don't even look at porn and this strikes me as stupid. Jeez.

[TheSelfishGene]

Yes. I heard it from a reputable news source yesterday.
The censorship in this country is getting worse and worse.
No wonder people like me just import everything, evade the censor and fuck up the local economy. Well done government.

[Vixtro]

Wouldn't surprise me right now if Germany had secretly taken over the Australian government.

[jagger916]

Wouldn't surprise me.

[Karui]

http://www.somebodythinkofthechildren.com/australia-bans-small-breasts/

Is this real?