Miami Cannibal Zombie

[Vito]

China: http://kotaku.com/5922276/face+eater-attack-in-china

[Wrathborne]

No bath salts were found in his system according to toxicology.

http://miami.cbslocal.com/2012/06/27/medical-examiner-causeway-cannibal-not-high-on-bath-salts/

[Karui]

Prolly just some guy that went crazy using Bath salts or crack or something.

[Rick Hunter]

Highly professional article...

Deputy Wildt deployed his an electronic control device after giving a verbal warning.

[Wrathborne]

http://www.abcactionnews.com/dpp/news/region_sarasota_manatee/Latest-zombie-eating-attack-man-under-the-influence-gets-naked-bites-off-chunk-of-mans-arm-#ixzz1yQcoAnTz

And heres another zombie attack...also in florida...

[Rick Hunter]

The homeless guy seems to be doing better, but he lost his left eye and will need tons of surgery for the right one.

[ylj619]

Oh dear. :/ Probably zombie is the new "in" on the East coast.

[Zombie_X]

You guys ever think it's that fungus that takes over the brain? There is a fungus that infects insects and takes over the brain while turning off other bodily functions. It then reanimates the bug and commences to grow out of the insects head and has control over them. The bug starts to decompose and the fungus feeds off the rotting bug. Just think if this mutated into a strain that can infect humans... fuck.. Zombies may end up being real one day.

All these events got me wondering, WTF is going on? These are Zombie-like cases and they've sprouted up fast and around the same time.

[Wrathborne]

Son of a bitch...just no.

[Reston]

It happened again.

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/06/06/carl-jacquneaux-bit-a-chunk-of-victims-face_n_1574316.html

[aris13]

I guess the police won...that "faceoff".

Spoiler:

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[Olandex]

Wow. Although I don't exactly think that zombies are actually coming, I do have a feeling that something might be up. There has been a LOT of really fucking weird cases going on these last few weeks... Can't help but feel a bit unsettled.

[nemesiswontdie]

You LOVE IT!

I do feel bad for the guy who got his face chewed off. Can you just imagine a naked guy running up to you and just chewing your face off?
When getting attacked, most people protect their face and he wasn't able to do that apparently.

[Darkmoon]

Then even more reason to not reply. I don't want him to re-register and make a mess. It's annoying to clean up.

[nemesiswontdie]

Alright i get it jokes are bad i will stop now.

The thing is, is that there is a time and a place for certain jokes. Obviously you didn't know this. Probably because you're too fucking stupid to understand.

As to why I'm replying to a banned member is because I know you're lurking