I think your alright actually I'd have banned my preachy, self satisfied, condescending arse long ago
I can admit this now, but what really got me going was those initial blurry pics actually, they FOOLED ME, you bastard!
After I seen the high res ones, which revealed them to be obviously fake, I was livid, and scoured the place for a trail of breadcrumbs, but found a trail of huge boulders
Why did you leave such a HUGE trail of evidence?
You could have still used this fake April fools as a diversion for the real joke.
You do realise that next year ANYTHIG you say in the two weeks leading up to April 1st, be it true or not, NOBODY will believe!?