Skit Suggestions?

[Dot50Cal]

We're looking to do more of the commercials and skits in between the podcast segments, but we need some help coming up with new ones. So if you have any suggestions, We'd love to hear it.

[Darkmoon]

Las Plagas Lube - When you want your tentacle violation to be that little smoother.

[Helegad]

... and the spin off product that was made especially for Brad, Nemesis lube

[Mr. Spencer]

There's a couple I have in mind, one for the launch of Project Umbrella. Another which I put together with Nomad that we still need to use. If anyone's got any ideas for commercials, just fling 'em our way. We really need commercials.

[Neptune]

you could do advertisements for the Apple Inn, and Grady's Inn - which never explodes or catches fire.

An amusing anicdote for the Dead Factory - unwanted bio-products disposed of here

Recruitment drive for the UBCS

[Archelon]

Las Plagas Lube - When you want your tentacle violation to be that little smoother.

Recruitment drive for the UBCS

I think something like this done in the style of the Fallout 3 PSA's would be hysterical.

[Nomad9026]

It's preety strange but I don't have any ideas right now... But if you're ever gona need me in any of the skits i'll deffinatly help asap. Mr. Spencer can confirm it

[Mr. Spencer]

Oh yes, Nomad. We still need to put together and use the skit we did.

[A-J]

Learn to be hardcore in the Leon S Kennedy dojo ?

How to stuff tree trunks in your arms like Chris Redfield.

[Archelon]

How to stuff tree trunks in your arms like Chris Redfield.

"Do you wanna have vulcan cannons for arms?!"

[Borman]

"FOR INTERNAL USE: Marketing the T-Virus for Public Consumption"

A company memo basically saying how to sell the T virus to the general public. Make it as cheesy as possible, think grocery store orientation video.

[Stars1356]

How about a day in the life of Alfred Ashford. If someone can do his voice, maybe you have him talking to himself since he was along on that island thinking about his sister. Or a Chris training regiment skit where Chris talks about how he can't sleep cause of all the casualities so he stops shaving and works out of the time and wishes Barry was there to inject steroids in his ass.

[Dot50Cal]

I was thinking about one last night, for Degeneration. Maybe a Leon-sponsored toilet scrub brush or something? Just have the announcer keep asking Leon questions, to which he replies "I'm gonna scrub this virus from the face of the earth". Or something?

[GuardhouseMusic]

Dario Rosso teaching a Literature class?
An RE5 merchant system featuring Barry Burton?
The progression of a plaga parasite in a villager file (sorta like the keeper's diary)?
An upscale suit store called Wesker's?

[Helegad]

I just watched a gameplay video of UC, and Wesker's voice is prime make-fun-of material.

[biohazard_star]

How about a commercial for the first aid spray?

"Now comes in easy to carry four packs" (or was it three? I haven't played RE3 in a while).

A zombie apocalypse shelter commercial ala Fallout 3 would also be pretty good.

[Helegad]

It was three FAS to a pack

Does anyone think that discussing skits might just detract from enjoyment and funniez a bit?

[CubanOlive07]

I wanted to make a skit to add to a call in but don't have the time to put it together. I am not sure if it is appropriate but nevertheless, it is funny. So you guys can use it for a skit if you'd like. I was going to collect audio clips from RE4 for the skit and put together a sequence between Ashley and Leon.

Something along the lines of this:

Begin with the audio of Ashley from the end of the game. "So after you take me back to my place, how about we do some overtime."

Then use the audio of Leon from the scene where Saddler controls Ashley. Leon is on the floor in that scene making hilarious grunts and noises. "grunt, groan, gurgle, Ashley, grunt,..."

Then follow it up with audio from Ashley screaming any of the following: "Help" "Leon"
Or you could use audio of her dying and follow it up with Leon saying, "Ohh no!"

[CubanOlive07]

I have another skit suggestion which uses RE4 and Degeneration clips.

Use the scene from RE4 where Luis regroups with Leon and Ashley in the castle, only to find out he has dropped the drug to stop the convulsions. You would have to chop up the audio and play it out like this.

Luis: "What? Ahh shit! I must have dropped it when I was running away from them."

Ashley: "Dropped what?"

Luis: "A drug that will stop your convulsions. Look I know your carriers. You've been coughing up blood right."

-----skip to ashley saying yes------

Ashley: "Yes."

Luis: "Damnit! The eggs have hatched. We don't have much time."

-----insert famous Degeneration clip-----

Leon: "I'm gonna scrub this virus off the face of the Earth"

-----use common RE4 sound clips for the rest-----

Ashley: "Help!"

gun shots fired followed by Ashley dying sound

[CubanOlive07]

We could have someone do a female voice or have an actual female play the role of Claire in "A Guide To Babysitting."

This would play off the fact that Capcom always sticks her with the role of guardian as in both RE2 and Degeneration. (taking care of Sherry and Roni)

You could include funny rules involving zombies and B.O.W.S.

Examples:

"Rule number 3: That is not a cute little dog; it will tear your face off. Don't let your child go and pet it."

"Rule number 5: Always keep a leash handy, little girls love to run away into hoardes of zombies."

"Rule number 6: If you are being persued by a menacing man in a trenchcoat, make sure that your child doesn't have something they shouldn't have. Such as a viral weapon capable of causing the apocalypse."

"Rule number 9: Never give chase to a runaway child. Just stand there incompetently and yell there name, they will be sure to listen."