Worst DialogueEver in the Series

[Sephiroth]

Everyones know's some of the Dialogue in the series have been really stupied so can anyone be brave enough to remember any Ill go first.

Barry: Here's a lockpick. It might be handy if you, the master of unlocking, take it with you.
Jill:Thanks may be Ill need it.

[aris13]

As much as we love Barry's sandwich comment I'll have to declare it as the worst and most cheese line of RE.

[Neoblast]

I hate the " Noooo Don't goo" fake acting in the resident evil intro....

[Gradon]

Barry: Here's a lockpick. It might be handy if you, the master of unlocking, take it with you.
Jill:Thanks may be Ill need it.

Pffft. What are you talking about?
That was the second best line in the game.
Succeeded by "You were almost a Jill sandwich!" and previous to "I've got THIS!" "Wow Barry!"
No sarcasm intended, folks.

[JcFFx]

*door opens*

*Cuts visible shot of Rebecca, standing at most 10 feet away from Chris*

"It's me, Chris!"

*Rebecca waves*

*Chris waves back*

*Rebecca starts walking TOWARDS Chris*

"Is that you, Rebecca!?"

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THAT, or....

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*Chris plays 3 notes, off key*

*Rebecca walks in*

"That sounded like moonlight sonata!"

[Vector]

Heeee's sleeping with the ultimate failure!

[rewak]

Zombeeeeeeaaaaaaz

[Stars_g36]

" I found a really powerfull weapon, maybe you will be able to use it" ...I dont think acid rounds counts as a weapon...maybe if Barry said ammo for a weapon, ahahaha

[missvalentine]

WHOA! this hall is DANGEROUS!

Barry in an empty room, XD

[Mr_Zombie]

Marcus: Now I will have my revenge on Umbrella, and the world will burn in an inferno of hate! *evil laugh*
Billy: *shakes his fist* You'll pay for what you've done!
Marcus: We'll see which one of us is gonna die! *evil laugh* *starts to vomit*

Really, Marcus was one of the most pathetic villains in RE universe.

My second vote would go for this:

Wesker: That's right; this is the ultimate lifeform, Tyrant!
Chris: Ho ho ho ha ha ha...
Wesker: Chris?
Chris: Hahahahahahahahahaha....
Wesker: Stop it!

Wesker is saying this "stop it" as if he would please someone to stop bullying him ;).

[Darkmoon]

Wesker: I used Barry for my...personal purposes.

[Henry Spencer]

There's loads of them, but the best are definitely from RE1:

From Resident Evil 1 (PSX) -

[after defeating Plant 42]
Chris Redfield: Looks like we got to the... ROOT of the problem.

[Giving Jill Acid Rounds for her bazooka]
Jill: Barry, aren't you supposed to be in the other wing?
Barry: I know, but I found this weapon. It's really powerful, especially against living things!
Jill: Thanks Barry!

Barry: Jill, you're here too?
Jill: Yes, you're here too?

Barry: Jill, look. It's Forrest.
Jill: It's awful.

Chris Redfield: [Rebecca sprays something into Chris' face as he enters a room] Whoa! What is it?
Rebecca Chambers: What? Oh! OH NOOOO! Sorry! I didn't mean to do that.

RE2 -

Kendo: But don't you worry darlin', I've got everything under control.
[Zombies smash through window and devour Kendo in a matte rof moments]

RE3 -

[after escaping the Nemesis in a restaurant]
Jill Valentine: I need to ask you something...
Carlos Oliviera: I know. You want to ask me out. All the foxy ladies love my accent. It drives them crazy.
Jill Valentine: What? Keep dreaming...

RE 4 -

Leon S. Kennedy: Saddler, you're small time.

Ramon Salazar: I've sent my right hand to dispose of you.
Leon S. Kennedy: Your right hand comes off?



Capcom need better writers, definitely...

[TheSelfishGene]

"No! Don't come this way!" - Albert Wesker (Original).
"You're a bit of a mess up!" - Albert Wesker fighting Lisa Trevor in the REmake.

[Gradon]

Chris Redfield: [Rebecca sprays something into Chris' face as he enters a room] Whoa! What is it?
Rebecca Chambers: What? Oh! OH NOOOO! Sorry! I didn't mean to do that.

Not to mention its a bloody FIRST AID SPRAY!

[GuardhouseMusic]

Gotta love the procedural genius of the STARS Alpha team

Wesker (after the gunshot): Now Jill, can you go?