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  1. 06-20-2009, 02:13 AM #61
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    Quote Originally Posted by Corrin View Post
    The American military uses video game controllers to pilot unmanned aircraft.
    Yeah, they use joysticks. Ive seen a picture of a UAV booth with the same joystick in it as Im using, a 35 dollar Logitech Extreme 3D Pro.

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    This isnt funny, but fitted this thread nonetheless. The biggest deuche Ive ever seen on video-

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rtE5Hx740Pc
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    http://thatguywiththeglasses.com/blog/8305

    It's a paper animation of Jill and Barry parodying (you guessed it) the game mechanics of the classic style Resident Evil series. Some funny bits, and the ending is good too. Plus it starts out with...THE GUARDHOUSE MUSIC! *does a happy dance*
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    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hRrgcXhnkz8

    this has me in stitches everytime xD
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    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MgAOy-5LaHk

    nockForce is pretty funny.
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    Quote Originally Posted by nemesiswontdie View Post



    true oh so true
    lulz. I love it!
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    D.C. Douglas is hilarious
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yZoZF...eature=related
    "One can only match, move by move, the machinations of fate... and thus defy the tyrannous stars."
    Resident Evil - Castlevania - Silent Hill - Onimusha - Tekken
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    Here are a couple good ones, all courtesy of Kevin Smith:
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ou2mVnElp6c
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QepgKVOVfZ8
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6OrTRCe6rsE&NR=1
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    "I don't think it stands for...anything positive."
    "What does it stand for?"
    "I dunno, but I heard not good."
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    http://www.viddler.com/explore/failblog/videos/176/

    Oh, Tinky Winky.
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    Found some pretty funny RE4 videos.

    Funny Leon death
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=llvyvmw5vpI

    Resident Evil 4 SECRET ENDING
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FjKKEC1V-7c

    Resident Evil 4 - Ashley killing Leon
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2OmyGEV98uA
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    How do you punish Helen Keller?

    Give her a basketball and tell her to read it.
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    Zach Galifianakis: If Hellen Keller was psychic would you say she had a "fourth sense?"

    Anyhow, there was this moment during the Yankees-Tigers game a few hours ago when Jorge Posada lined a ball to left. It bounced, and hit a dude in the stomach! You never get to see things like that. I laughed hard and for a long time.

    Oh and this scene from Blazing Saddles, among the rest of the movie. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jQzI3k39Cfw
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    Heres a Helen Keller joke I made up myself... Its kind of crude, but hey, what else would you expect from me?

    I'm so hot I light pussy on fire like Helen Keller!

    ^ I know, kinda corny... but I made it up all on my own! lol
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    Quote Originally Posted by GuardhouseMusic View Post
    Anyhow, there was this moment during the Yankees-Tigers game a few hours ago when Jorge Posada lined a ball to left. It bounced, and hit a dude in the stomach! You never get to see things like that. I laughed hard and for a long time.
    Lol, no, the best part was how his buddies were busting his balls afterwards.


    And Medic...let me be the first to say...

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    I'm so hot I light pussy on fire like Helen Keller!
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    Quote Originally Posted by TheMedic View Post
    I'm so hot I light pussy on fire like Helen Keller!
    I agree.


    I love this video. It sums up Chris perfectly.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0wifxW4OsoA
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    Okay for people who don't understand my joke... Helen Keller threw her cat in a fireplace... And I couldn't think of anything else at the time other than it would be really funny if a rapper all of a sudden came into a rap and went "I light pussy on fire like Helen Keller!" And then in the background there would be girls dancing around and cats being lit on fire... lol No? Not funny? Okay... *backs away from thread cautiously*
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    Another joke i made up...


    How do you torture anorexics? Replace all their mirrors with fun house mirrors....


    Better?
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    Quote Originally Posted by TheMedic View Post
    Another joke i made up...


    How do you torture anorexics? Replace all their mirrors with fun house mirrors....


    Better?
    A little. However, when even a single word gets redundant, it can make the joke a lot less funnier.

    You used the same word twice in a sentence. In my opinion, it kinda kills it.

    Here's a funny video:

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_u94-BJovYM

    The Whitest Kids U' Know have some genius comedy sketches. This one of them. Watch it to the very end.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e52dO...eature=related

    Another one.

    Oh, and DON'T look at the comments. People always feel they should retell the joke a thousand times themselves and ruin it for those who don't know.
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