Funny thread.

[Ridley W. Hayes]

^ Oh hey, there are ninjas everywhere.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IYnsfV5N2n8 I lol'ed so hard at this... damn, it was good.

[Swagger]

Look at this Eminem.......

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hvcZPRJ1Dc0

[Vector]

http://dallas.craigslist.org/dal/m4w/1352367890.html


Me: Charming, articulate and intelligent.
You: A good baker, likes to take care of her man with frequent care packages.

I am the only guy on craigslist who is not looking for sex or female companionship. Those I can get. There is however one thing missing in my life of late. Ever since breaking up with my long distance girlfriend, the amount of unsolicited baked goods arriving in my mailbox has dropped precipitously. Given my relative lack of baking skills and my propensity to avoid paying for food, I figured the most rational solution was to find another long distance girlfriend who enjoys surprising her man with frequent care packages (chocolate chip cookies and rice krispies treats are by far the best).

The exchange is simple. You provide regular care package service and in return I provide emotional support, validation and the occasional, "You're right! They *are* just jealous!" I'll be the boyfriend that Disney's soulless corporate machine has convinced you you want. Your parents will be happy you finally found someone, your friends and coworkers will be jealous that you have a guy who doesn't routinely try to slip it in the "oops hole," and your stalkers (should you have any) will shake their fists in impotent rage. As long as you're not hung up on tangibility, it's a relationship with everything you could want or need.

Fatties, uggos and the horribly disfigured are encouraged to apply! I don't care what you look like because I'll never see what you look like. Tell me you're the most beautiful woman in the world if it makes you feel better, just don't send pictures.

Exclusivity is not part of the deal. I intend to date other women during our association and it would be hypocritical of me to deny you the same freedom. Go out clubbing every Saturday night and sleep with a different guy each time if you like, just remember to get the cookies in the mail by 5:00 because the post office isn't open on Sundays. I have no allergies, so feel free to extend your experimentation to recipes and ingredients as well.

I live in Los Angeles but am posting this in Dallas because it's close enough to keep shipping charges down but far enough away that you'll never be tempted to track me down in real life. Also, going by the maxim "everything is bigger in Texas" I'm hoping there will be enough baked goods to share with friends.

Good luck and I hope to hear from you lovely ladies soon!

[nemesiswontdie]

that.is.fucking.great.

[jagger916]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MYEYbmgp0bY

[valentinesdead?]

HOLY SHIT! That's like seriously two of my cousins in that picture. I'm not kidding!

How fuckin' awesome. Where that come from? It says something about a harry potter poster? That actually sounds about right!


OMG, that's just too freakin hilarious!

[Swagger]

LOL stealin drink.

[Vector]

I want you to caress me like a tropical priest.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G7oGx2dImE8

[Manji]

DAY MAN, Fighter of the NIGHT MAN !

Word ...

[Alexia_Ashford]

That picture is e.p.i.c.

[nemesiswontdie]

ahah

CHAMPION OF THE SUN!

*grabs sock with spray paint in it*

[Vector]

Night Man, sneaky and mean!
Spider inside my dreams, I think I love you
You make me wanna cry, you make me wanna die
I love you, I love you, I love you, I love you, I love you Night Man

Every night you come into my room
And pin me down with your strong arms
You pin me down, and I try to fight you
You come inside me
You fill me up
And I become the Night Man...

It's just 2 men sharing the night
It might seem wrong but it's just right
It's just 2 men sharing each other
It's just 2 men like loving brothers

One on top and one on bottom
One inside and one is out
One is screaming, he's so happy
The other's screamin' a passionate shout
It's the Night Man

I'm feeling so wrong and right, man
I'm feeling so wrong and right, man

I can't fight you, man
When you come inside me
And pin me down with your strong hands
And I become the Night...
The passionate, passionate Night Man

[nemesiswontdie]

Day man
Fighter of the Night man
Champion of the sun
You’re a master of karate and friendship…for everyone
Day man, day man
Uhh ahhahh
Fighter of the Night man
Uhh ahhahh
Champion of the sun
Uhh ahhahh
Master of karate and friendship…for everyone
Day man, day man
Uhh ahhahh
Fighter of the Night man
Champion of the sun

[Manji]

Made me laugh ...

[Swagger]

This is probably the tastiest thing ever online.

[Bertha]

This is probably the tastiest thing ever online.

No.

Spoiler:

show spoiler

its not a lie.

[REmaster]

Damn, I hate being on a diet

[Swagger]

Well since rosetta showed those cakes it will make you think twice on your diet -_-

[REmaster]

Na, I'm strong like bear lol.

[jagger916]

Al Pacino is WIN.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d5vlco4yvSc