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    #44 Wetland Majini GuardhouseMusic's Avatar
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    LO FUCKIN' L

    *rooooowrrr*
    I was a virgin!
    *RAAAWR!*
    WAS!

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    You want comedy? Real comedy? Everyone, peep this thing:
    http://www.zshare.net/audio/68250346f1025b0e/ It's an audio bit from
    the Phil Hendrie show. Vernon Dozier destroys his pet parrot after his
    now ex-wife trains it to call him names like "gay boy" and "Vernon
    sleeps with his mama".

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    Quote Originally Posted by zomBD View Post
    (Thanks Gmod Idiot Box).
    I lol-ed so hard. Those videos are ace. ;D

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    Nothing but a dude in a car singing Kansas. Either way, the dude still has a funny voice, and the violin segments between the vocals kill me.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wpfbbfanOJs

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    uuhhhhh.......


    yeah and people call ME weird...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Rosetta Mist View Post
    Extreme !

    There are a lot of videogame girls I wish they were real, but this???
    I wonder if they'll have sex via the GBA slot or they need an extra adapter hehe
    "I miss the days when we just cared how cool an enemy was rather than critiquing and analyzing everything to death." - Shield Key

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    That's retarded but I'm not one bit surprised by any of it. He is Japanese, after all.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Rosetta Mist View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by zomBD View Post
    I wonder if they'll have sex via the GBA slot or they need an extra adapter hehe
    That dude is totally into Wi-Fi threesomes.

    God Bless Japan.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Rosetta Mist View Post
    "...that this is most likely little more than the looniest video game publicity stunt we've seen in some time..."

    This. Sounds like someone yearning for attention, if you ask me.

    If this guy is in fact completely serious, something may have gone wrong in his head, more importantly...

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    Taken from a recent omegle conversation:

    Stranger: will u butter my muffin?
    You: www.encyclopediadramatica.com/kittens
    You: Check that out first.
    You: Then I will.
    You: Cute kittens, aren't they?

    Your conversational partner has disconnected.

    I couldn't resist. And hint: I wouldn't recommend you go to that link. Seriously.
    Last edited by WeskerIncarnate; 12-10-2009 at 03:58 PM.

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    ^ Dear God, you sick... sick bastard.

    I love your sense of humor.

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    omg omegle is epic. I've had some pretty damn interesting convos on there.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Canas Renvall View Post
    ^ Dear God, you sick... sick bastard.

    I love your sense of humor.
    Why thank you, Canas.

    Stranger: horny female that wants to cyber?
    You: FINALLY yes
    You: are you a female or male?
    You: im bi, so...
    Stranger: male
    You: oh okay thats fine
    You: so..
    You: are we gonna or what?
    Stranger: Sure. You are a girl, right?
    You: yes i'm girl
    You: i know lots of people on here really aren't.
    Stranger: Awesome
    Stranger: cup size?
    You: d
    Stranger: Nice
    You: so yeah
    Stranger: you start.
    You: no, you start
    Stranger: Okay, are you wearing panties or a bra?
    You: no bra but panties
    Stranger: Alright
    Stranger: and you are wearing...?
    You: nothing else i guess
    Stranger: Alright. I'll get started
    You: okay
    Stranger: *I start kissing you on your neck and boobs*
    You: And then you go down...
    You: You pull off the panties...
    You: AND THERE'S A PENIS OH NOES.
    Your conversational partner has disconnected.

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    Here are a few of mine:

    Stranger: hi
    You: heyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
    Stranger: m/f/
    You: well
    You: I was born male
    Your conversational partner has disconnected.

    You: You're boring
    Stranger: yes
    You: the least you could do is ask for dirty pictures
    Your conversational partner has disconnected.

    Stranger: hi! Are you a female who likes displaying her body on webcam? Yahoo! Messenger?
    You: I don't display my body
    You: I reveal it like a piece of mother fucking art
    Stranger: lol
    Stranger: sounds amazing
    You: I like to think of myself as a sexual performance artist
    You: that's what I'm best at
    Stranger: that's really impressive
    Stranger: what else do you do?
    You: What do you think of me covering my body in glitter and stripping to 'Amazing *****'?
    Stranger: sounds super hot
    Stranger: but amazing *****?
    You: yes
    Stranger: sort of slow, isn't it?
    You: It would stand in stark contrast to the songs meaning
    Stranger: but it would make your neck hairs stand
    Stranger: would be fun
    You: What do you think of Lady Gaga?
    You: She inspires most of my work
    Stranger: lol
    Your conversational partner has disconnected.

    This one is a bit explicit:
    Spoiler:

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    I just got linked this. I love it

    http://vimeo.com/8121722

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    Is that you? I'm suspicious of that "linked to this" explanation >.>

    I'm sure a bunch of people here have already seen Ventrilo Harassment, but I can't resist. I've been watching this one in particular, you'll enjoy it if you hate prepubescent voices online.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DzXsS6oePd4

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    No, that video is not me. It was taken in the city where I live though.

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    Quote Originally Posted by WeskerIncarnate View Post
    Taken from a recent omegle conversation:

    Stranger: will u butter my muffin?
    You: www.encyclopediadramatica.com/kittens
    You: Check that out first.
    You: Then I will.
    You: Cute kittens, aren't they?

    Your conversational partner has disconnected.

    I couldn't resist. And hint: I wouldn't recommend you go to that link. Seriously.
    Thats just great. I really needed that.

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    I HAVE to play this game now.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ei6J31UxgbM

    GOD DAMN COCKBREATHE COMMIE MOTHER FUCKERS! ITS A TOTAL GOATFUCK!

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