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    Anderson never ceases to amaze me. This could very well be the most entertaining Resident Evil movie ever.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Smiley View Post
    Anderson never ceases to amaze me. This could very well be the most entertaining Resident Evil movie ever.

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    Lesbian action ? XD

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    This is how the White House will look like after the upcoming election.


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    Didn't the virus already go global two movies ago and shit was fucked up? I love how Anderson himself doesn't even know what's going on in his own movies anymore. Quality filmmaker right here. Being a film student, I hope I can be like him one day.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Pikminister View Post
    This is how the White House will look like after the upcoming election.

    HAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHA THAT WAS A GOOD ONE !!!!!! HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA

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    Quote Originally Posted by Smiley View Post
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    Okay, this legitimately did make me laugh.

    These can't be serious... Yikes.

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    I see the 1st of April comes late this year

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    God almight. lol they are amazingly awful.

    But I do kind of like the planet burning in an Umbrella.
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    the reason that Milla has a chain weapon is probably due to Anderson wanting to direct that shitty Castlevania adaptation he wrote 3 years back as the project is still in development hell.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Wrathborne View Post
    the reason that Milla has a chain weapon is probably due to Anderson wanting to direct that shitty Castlevania adaptation he wrote 3 years back as the project is still in development hell.
    Castlevania? More like Dino Crisis.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Wrathborne View Post
    Ok, I literally laughed out loud. Thanks Dracarys, I needed a good laugh.
    This

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    Quote Originally Posted by alinhoalisson View Post
    Castlevania? More like Dino Crisis.
    Dino crisis had a chain whip?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Wrathborne View Post
    the reason that Milla has a chain weapon is probably due to Anderson wanting to direct that shitty Castlevania adaptation he wrote 3 years back as the project is still in development hell.
    I read the script, and it's basically a rejected Alien vs Predator script where a platoon ventures into a spaceship (in this case, Dracula's castle) and they get killed one by one until only one remains -Simon Belmont.

    The film ends with both Dracula and Simon dead but a lone survivor remains... a woman who was bitten by Dracula and has developed superpowers - this survivor would be the protagonist of the sequels. And you can bet that Milla Jovovich would play her in all of them.

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    GIANT FUCKING LICKER. All that needs to be said.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Pikminister View Post
    I read the script, and it's basically a rejected Alien vs Predator script where a platoon ventures into a spaceship (in this case, Dracula's castle) and they get killed one by one until only one remains -Simon Belmont.

    The film ends with both Dracula and Simon dead but a lone survivor remains... a woman who was bitten by Dracula and has developed superpowers - this survivor would be the protagonist of the sequels. And you can bet that Milla Jovovich would play her in all of them.
    This is not real, I don't believe it, I don't want to.

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    Quote Originally Posted by alexdz View Post
    This is not real, I don't believe it, I don't want to.
    Hes mostly right, its such a fail script. It had a few vampires and zombies/skeletons...but that's it. Simon Belmont and Dracula are fighting over a woman, kill eachother and 1000 years or so later Castle Dracula is a tourist location and then for no reason what-so-ever..a new castle Dracula forms in the center of new York city with the woman who is now a vampire. Shes waiting for either Simon or Dracula to come to her.

    Funny thing about the script is...Simon Belmont uses a sword for like 99% of the story, he uses a whip for like 2 action scenes and then sticks to his trusty sword.

    I aint making this shit up, you can find the article online.

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    It's like Anderson and Milla are a dynamic duo of terribleness. Which sucks, because she seems like an otherwise cool person. Don't know about him, though.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Tyrant Rose View Post
    It's like Anderson and Milla are a dynamic duo of terribleness. Which sucks, because she seems like an otherwise cool person. Don't know about him, though.
    Judging from her comments about CAPCOM not putting her in a game, her personality sounds like shit.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Wrathborne View Post
    Hes mostly right, its such a fail script. It had a few vampires and zombies/skeletons...but that's it. Simon Belmont and Dracula are fighting over a woman, kill eachother and 1000 years or so later Castle Dracula is a tourist location and then for no reason what-so-ever..a new castle Dracula forms in the center of new York city with the woman who is now a vampire. Shes waiting for either Simon or Dracula to come to her.

    Funny thing about the script is...Simon Belmont uses a sword for like 99% of the story, he uses a whip for like 2 action scenes and then sticks to his trusty sword.

    I aint making this shit up, you can find the article online.
    I'd call that fanfiction level of bad writing but I suppose fanfiction writers at least know the series they are writing about.

    I don't believe Anderson ever played or read any of the books he worked on the adaptation of and he maybe saw one Alien or Predator movie. It's like he has a closet full of shitty scripts and ideas and when he gets a job as director/producer/writer/whatever he picks up of these scripts at random and just changes a few names and stuff and calls it an adaptation.

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    Quote Originally Posted by News Bot View Post
    Judging from her comments about CAPCOM not putting her in a game, her personality sounds like shit.
    Where?

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