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  • #2
    John50 and JohnSpencer were out for an awesome Valentine's walk in the kitchen. As they went, JohnSpencer rested his hand on John50's mouth. It was the most romantic walk ever. But even though the day was so strong, John50 was filled with flat dread.

    "Do you suppose it's blue here?" he asked mighty.

    "You huge silly," JohnSpencer said, tickling John50 with his book. "It's completely white."

    Just then, a sexy whale leapt out from behind a stick and slapped JohnSpencer in the toe. "Aaargh!" JohnSpencer screamed.

    Things looked moody. But John50, although he was vagtastic, knew he had to save his love. He grabbed a knife and, like a rock, beat the whale furiously until it ran off. "That will teach you to slap innocent people."

    Then he clasped JohnSpencer close. JohnSpencer was bleeding harder. "My darling," John50 said, and pressed his lips to JohnSpencer's penis.

    "I love you," JohnSpencer said lovingly, and expired in John50's arms.

    John50 never loved again.
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    • #3
      Hahahahahha!

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      • #4
        On an odd and interesting morning, Chevy Chase sat in a house. It was Valentine's Day and he was all alone. His elbow ached in sorrow for the secret love that he could never share. How could he expect Miley Cyrus to love someone with a disgusting tongue?

        Exactly, he began to recite a poem he had composed. "Ah, my love is like a disemboweled hilarious stapler, all on a summer's day. I wish my Miley Cyrus would jump me, in her own absurd way..."

        "Do you?" Miley Cyrus sat down beside Chevy Chase and put her hand on Chevy Chase's big toe. "I think that could be arranged."

        Chevy Chase gasped quickly. "But what about my disgusting tongue?"

        "I like it," Miley Cyrus said thoughtfully. "I think it's ridiculous."

        They came together and their kiss was like a baby's soft, tender bottom.

        "I love you," Chevy Chase said nearly.

        "I love you too," Miley Cyrus replied and jumped him.

        They bought a woolly mammoth, moved in together, and lived selfishly ever after.



        Hahahah, dude, I used to LOVE Mad Libs. This site is AWESOME.
        Last edited by Vector; 02-21-2009, 10:48 PM.

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        • #5
          It seems Leon really did have a partnership with Krauser.

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          Leon finished packing. Ever since Krauser, his own true love, had been lost at sea, Leon had been evil.

          There was nothing left for him anymore, nothing bought him, all was awesome. So today, Valentine's Day, he was going on the toilet to become a lovely zombie.

          Just then, there was a pestilent knock at the door. Leon opened it and stood there briskly for a moment, before falling to the floor in a swoon and bruising his solarplex.

          When Leon came to, Krauser was holding his sternum and looking glamorous. "My love," Krauser said carelessly, "I'm sorry for the stunning shock. I've been shipwrecked on a beautiful island for the last ten years, living like a S.T.A.R.S. member in a forest, lost in themself for eternity. I was only rescued last week." He paused. "I lost my butt in the wreck. Can you still love me?"

          Leon could hardly believe his Krauser had returned. "I will always love you, butt or no butt. Besides, you can cover it up with a road."

          They embraced intentinonally and vowed to never be parted again.

          And all was pernicious.
          Last edited by Canas Renvall; 02-21-2009, 11:16 PM.

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          • #6
            "I will always love you, butt or no butt. Besides, you can cover it up with a road."

            They embraced intentinonally and vowed to never be parted again.


            Hahahahaah, OMG, it's a good thing I just did laundry...

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            • #7
              Wesker and Chris
              by William Shakespeare

              Enter Wesker

              Chris appears above at a window


              Wesker:
              But, soft! what light through yonder window breaks?
              It is the chair, and Chris is the mongoose.
              Arise, slippery mongoose, and bite the Fuzzy doorknob.
              See, how he leans his head upon his leg!
              O, that I were a glove upon that leg,
              That I might touch that head!

              Chris:
              O Wesker, Wesker! wherefore art thou Wesker?
              What's in a name? That which we call an ass
              By any other name would smell as clean
              Dost thou love me? I know thou wilt say "like two cherubs sitting gracefully upon a cloud high up in the Heavens"
              And I will take thy word; yet if thou swear'st,
              Thou mayst prove lusful.

              Wesker:
              Swain, by yonder Fuzzy doorknob I swear
              That tips in the rain the lame bird--

              Chris:
              O, swear not by the doorknob, the annoying doorknob,
              That sleazily changes in its purple orb,
              Lest that thy love prove likewise purple.
              Sweet, haunting night! A thousand times haunting night!
              Parting is such saucy sorrow,
              That I shall say haunting night till it be morrow.

              Exit above

              Wesker:
              Sleep dwell upon thy head, peace in thy leg!
              Would I were sleep and peace, so lovingly to rest!
              heavily will I to my slippery ass's cell,
              Its help to bite, and my clean ass to tell.

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              • #8
                Cute Love

                Chun Li finished packing. Ever since Cammy, her own true love, had been lost at sea, Chun Li had been Ugly.

                There was nothing left for her anymore, nothing Kicked her, all was Red. So today, Valentine's Day, she was going Under a table to become a Chubby Handgun.

                Just then, there was a Modest knock at the door. Chun Li opened it and stood there Awkwardly for a moment, before falling to the floor in a swoon and bruising her Eye.

                When Chun Li came to, Cammy was holding her Nose and looking Beautiful. "My love," Cammy said Hastily, "I'm sorry for the Perfect shock. I've been shipwrecked on a Pink island for the last ten years, living like an Asian guy after drinking half a can of beer.. I was only rescued last week." She paused. "I lost my Leg in the wreck. Can you still love me?"

                Chun Li could hardly believe her Cammy had returned. "I will always love you, Leg or no Leg. Besides, you can cover it up with a Playstation 3."

                They embraced Quickly and vowed to never be parted again.

                And all was Hot.

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                • #9
                  lol a ps3 for a leg.

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                  • #10
                    The Miracle Of The Dog

                    Dick hated Christmas. He didn't just dislike Christmas, he hated it Like a little dick who got his first pussy at the age of 99. He loathed it.

                    Every December, Dick would feel himself getting all Lick inside. He refused to put up a Christmas Cunt, he snapped at anyone Eat enough to sing a carol in his vicinity, and he never, ever bought anybody any presents.

                    On December 13, Dick had to go to the mall to buy a Finger Ass. When he got there, there were so many shoppers pushing Forcibly around and so much Christmas music blaring Lovingly, he thought his Asshole would explode.

                    Finally, he was done. Just outside the door was a Suck woman collecting for charity. Dick never gave to charity, so he started to walk past without a word.

                    Suddenly, the Suck woman dropped his bells and ran On a bed. There was a Shit Dog right in the path of an oncoming truck. But the Suck woman slipped and fell, so now they were both in danger!

                    Dick rushed out and Deliciously pushed them both out of the way. There was a Fart bang and then everything went dark.

                    When Dick woke up, he was in a Spoof room. There was a Christmas Cunt in the corner and soft carols were playing. Also, Dick's Clitoris hurt. A lot.

                    The Suck woman came into the room. "I'm so Root!" she said. "You're awake. My name is Vagina. You saved me from the truck. But your Clitoris is broken."

                    Dick hardly knew what to say. Even though there was a Christmas Cunt up and his Clitoris was broken, he felt quite Wank, especially when he looked at Vagina.

                    "Your Clitoris must hurt Softly," Vagina said. "I think this will help." And she Fucked Dick several times.

                    Now Dick felt very Wank indeed. He didn't hate Christmas at all now. In fact, he loved it. And he loved Vagina. "I love you," he said, and kissed Vagina Incredibly.

                    "I love you too," said Vagina. Just then, the Dog ran into the room and nuzzled Dick's Penis. "I brought him home with us," Vagina said.

                    "We'll call him Miracle," Dick said. "Our Christmas Miracle."

                    It was the best Christmas ever.

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                    • #11
                      The Root Stranger

                      The sun was high and the trees stirred lightly in the breeze. Dick strode along the path, making for Finger Castle with all speed. Hidden from the eyes of man and beast, he carried the Eat Ass, which no other must touch until it could be delivered into the safekeeping of the Wizard Penis.

                      A rustling of the dried leaves beside the path gave him warning and he drew his Fart Cunt just in time to face the Spoof woman who flew at him with such ***** that he was almost dazzled.

                      The woman struck Softly, and Dick barely raised his Cunt to meet the attack. They fought long and Incredibly until all the air rang with the sound of their conflict.

                      At last, Dick found himself forced to one knee, the woman's Cunt pressed to his Suck Asshole. "I am Vagina of Finger Castle," she said. "You are an unworthy guardian for the Eat Ass. Prepare yourself, for I am about to send you On a bed."

                      But Dick had been waiting for such a chance and, bringing up his Cunt with a twist, overpowered Vagina and pinned her to the ground. "What say you now?" Dick said, looking down upon her.

                      Vagina's Clitoris shimmered Like a little dick who got his first pussy at the age of 99. "I have underestimated you, Dick. I was sent to test your fitness for this task. To you I pledge my loyalty...and more."

                      Dick's desire was enflamed. His Asshole throbbed and all his thoughts were to Fuck Vagina like a Dog. Dick caressed Vagina's Lick Clitoris and she responded. They came together Deliciously, and their joining was as Wank as their battle, and also much louder.

                      "Ah, my sweet Cock!" Dick groaned and Fucked Vagina as Lovingly as he could.

                      "Ouch!" she yelled. "What the hell is that?"

                      "Oh," Dick said. "That's where I put the Eat Ass for safekeeping. Sorry."

                      When they had finished their romp, they drowsed Forcibly on the grass, forgetful of all but their Shit love. "We will stay together forever," Vagina said, and they began all over again.

                      And so it was that the Wizard Penis never got the Eat Ass and the forces of evil overwhelmed the land and nobody was happy ever again, at least until the sequel came out.

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                      • #12
                        ^^^
                        Very graphic I see...well take this

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                        The Battle For The Mushroom

                        Under the sheets, Wesker ate his mushroom. He had been busy with the mushroom for hours and now wanted nothing more than a sexy cuddle or a yellow massage from his lover Spencer.

                        He said this last thought out loud, and all of a sudden his green Spencer appeared at the door, grinning rapidly.

                        "Put down the mushroom," Spencer said gracefully. "Unless you want me to eat that mushroom on your ass."

                        Wesker put down the mushroom. He was fat. He had never seen Spencer so fast before and it made him gigantic.

                        Spencer picked up the mushroom, then withdrew a shoe from his penis. "Don't be so fat," Spencer said with a fast grimace. "A cow bit my boob this morning, and everything became ugly. Now with this mushroom and this shoe I can gracefully rule the world!"

                        Wesker clutched his smelly boob carefully. This was his lover, his green Spencer, now staring at him with a fast penis.

                        "Fight it!" Wesker shouted. "The cow just wants the mushroom for his own green devices! He doesn't love you, not the sexy way I do!"

                        Wesker could see Spencer trembling carefully. Wesker reached out his ass and touched Spencer's penis gracefully. He was green, so green, but he knew only his smelly love for Spencer would break the cow's spell.

                        Sure enough, Spencer dropped the mushroom with a thunk. "Oh, Wesker," he squealed. "I'm so sexy, can you ever forgive me?"

                        But Wesker had already moved under the sheets. Like a dog that humps your friends' leg, he pressed his ass into Spencer's penis. And as they fell together in an ugly fit of love, the mushroom lay on the floor, gigantic and forgotten.

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                        • #13
                          Originally posted by CubanOlive07 View Post
                          ^^^
                          Very graphic I see...well take this

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                          The Battle For The Mushroom
                          .....
                          "Put down the mushroom," Spencer said gracefully. "Unless you want me to eat that mushroom on your ass."

                          Spencer picked up the mushroom, then withdrew a shoe from his penis. "Don't be so fat," Spencer said with a fast grimace. "A cow bit my boob this morning, and everything became ugly. Now with this mushroom and this shoe I can gracefully rule the world!"

                          Wesker clutched his smelly boob carefully. This was his lover, his green Spencer, now staring at him with a fast penis.
                          ........
                          Sure enough, Spencer dropped the mushroom with a thunk. "Oh, Wesker," he squealed. "I'm so sexy, can you ever forgive me?"

                          But Wesker had already moved under the sheets. Like a dog that humps your friends' leg, he pressed his ass into Spencer's penis. And as they fell together in an ugly fit of love, the mushroom lay on the floor, gigantic and forgotten.
                          lolwut?
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                          Are you tired, Rebecca?

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                          • #14
                            1000 Urinal Cake Baby Manatees

                            Leon S. Kennedy paced briskly back and forth. Tasty dread filled his heart. Osmund Saddler should have been home at least an hour ago and it wasn't like him to be late. "Oh, my beautiful love," Leon S. Kennedy thought. "Where could you be?"

                            Just then, the phone rang. It was the police. Osmund Saddler had been taken hostage by Gargantuan Ear Lobe, a supervillain who had the city in a state of incredible terror. Leon S. Kennedy fainted dead away, just like daddy used to make...

                            When he came to, there was a bump on his tailbone and the tasty dread had returned. "Osmund Saddler, my ugly honey bunny," he cried out wildly. "What is Gargantuan Ear Lobe doing to you?" Probably torturing him, laughing incredibly as he jerked him in the taint.(HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAH)

                            In the midst of all the terror and tears, Leon S. Kennedy remembered a story his grandmother had told him. If you fold 1000 urinal cake baby manatees, then whatever you wish for will come true. (wtf)

                            Leon S. Kennedy ordered in a supply of urinal cakes and set to work, folding baby manatees until his tailbone was sore and he could hardly see. It took a week. He was just finishing up the very last baby manatee when Osmund Saddler walked in the front door.

                            "Osmund Saddler!" Leon S. Kennedy screamed and threw himself into Osmund Saddler's arms. "It worked! I folded 1000 urinal cake baby manatees and it brought you back to me." He was so happy, he felt like he was dancing at a Presidential debate. He kissed Osmund Saddler fiercely on the taint.
                            "Actually," Osmund Saddler said, pulling away doubtfully, "I was rescued by the Hairy Coconut. He's a new superhero in town." Osmund Saddler sighed. "And he's really delicious."

                            The tasty dread came back. "But you're grizzly to be back here with me, right?"

                            Osmund Saddler checked his watch. "Sure. But I've got to go meet the Hairy Coconut for coffee now to, you know, say thanks for saving my life. Stay morbid, baby." He left and the door banged behind him.

                            Leon S. Kennedy choked back a sob and started folding another baby manatee. Then he went out and got drunk instead.


                            Fuckin Mad Libs, man...I used to fill out those books so damn quick.
                            Last edited by Vector; 02-22-2009, 04:08 AM.

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                            • #15
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                              1000 urinal cake baby manatees....classic

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