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  • #76
    I'm so hot I light pussy on fire like Helen Keller!

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    • #77
      Originally posted by TheMedic View Post
      I'm so hot I light pussy on fire like Helen Keller!
      I agree.


      I love this video. It sums up Chris perfectly.

      http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0wifxW4OsoA

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      • #78
        Okay for people who don't understand my joke... Helen Keller threw her cat in a fireplace... And I couldn't think of anything else at the time other than it would be really funny if a rapper all of a sudden came into a rap and went "I light pussy on fire like Helen Keller!" And then in the background there would be girls dancing around and cats being lit on fire... lol No? Not funny? Okay... *backs away from thread cautiously*

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        • #79
          Another joke i made up...


          How do you torture anorexics? Replace all their mirrors with fun house mirrors....


          Better?

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          • #80
            Originally posted by TheMedic View Post
            Another joke i made up...


            How do you torture anorexics? Replace all their mirrors with fun house mirrors....


            Better?
            A little. However, when even a single word gets redundant, it can make the joke a lot less funnier.

            You used the same word twice in a sentence. In my opinion, it kinda kills it.

            Here's a funny video:

            http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_u94-BJovYM

            The Whitest Kids U' Know have some genius comedy sketches. This one of them. Watch it to the very end.

            http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e52dO...eature=related

            Another one.

            Oh, and DON'T look at the comments. People always feel they should retell the joke a thousand times themselves and ruin it for those who don't know.
            Last edited by WeskerIncarnate; 07-28-2009, 01:15 AM.

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            • #81
              http://thatguywiththeglasses.com/vid...0135-reshazard

              -Is that voice...Enrico's?
              -...Yeah.
              -ENRICO!
              -...Yeah.
              -You're alive!
              -...Yeah.

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              • #82
                Enrico: yeah?

                Enrico: yeah?

                Enrico: yeah the S.T.A.R.S are doomed.

                *gets shot*

                ........


                yeah.

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                • #83
                  I just saw the entire thing and I can't stress how well done and hilarious the video is. Here's an example:

                  *Yawn eats Chris whole...barry walks in*
                  Barry: That's a Chris sandwich!
                  Last edited by GuardhouseMusic; 08-02-2009, 11:26 PM.

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                  • #84
                    Hahaha...

                    Wesker: You guys are idiots! *shoots Rebecca*
                    Jill: Wesker...you are so cruel.
                    Wesker: I'm sorry. I hope she's okay.

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                    • #85
                      That was amazing in SO many ways.

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                      • #86
                        Found this on DA, thought it was kinda funny.

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                        EDIT: Here's another one that starts off kind of funny.

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                        Last edited by CODE_umb87; 08-03-2009, 07:24 PM.

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                            • #89
                              Jill: Don't screw up again like you did with Chris...

                              Chris: Barry
                              Barry: What the hell?!?! BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!

                              I can't stop laughing...

                              "I miss the days when we just cared how cool an enemy was rather than critiquing and analyzing everything to death." - Shield Key

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                              • #90
                                For some reason I find this really funny XD

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                                Last edited by CODE_umb87; 08-03-2009, 11:42 PM.

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