Cease and Desist

[Saint_Eve]

Im a beta bitch guys. Told you I got it the worst! No matter, soon I shall have betas myself....

BTW the getting drunk part, lol, I almost never do, but everytime I do its over bad shit that has happend, like a friend of mine got this girl pregnant, he was so distressed we decided to go wash the pain away. Later turned out she wasnt pregnant though, so that was good. We wouldve went, gotten drunk, you wouldve told me its a joke, and being the drunk that I am, I wouldve killed you

Anyway....

[Dot50Cal]

Some funny conversations from that day, clearing my desktop so they'll remain here

saintevening: holy sshit!
saintevening returned at 1:58:12 PM.
Dot50Cal: :-\
saintevening: fuck dude, dont give up
saintevening: fight them, ill do the best i can to help
Dot50Cal: Im screwed
Dot50Cal: They will fucking rape me in a courtroom
saintevening: ,,,
Dot50Cal: it looks like that download link I posted got killed
Dot50Cal: Lemme send you it
saintevening: oh thanks
Dot50Cal wants to send file CDocuments and Settings\Dot50Cal\Desktop\dl.zip.
Dot50Cal: See it?
saintevening: firewall
Dot50Cal wants to directly connect.
Dot50Cal: lol
saintevening: lol
Dot50Cal cancels request; no connection was made. (Note: For best results, you and your buddy should use the latest version of AIM.).
Dot50Cal: Lemme re-up it
saintevening: thanks man
Dot50Cal: http://www.thehorrorisalive.com/dl.zip
saintevening: i wish i was there with you
saintevening: we would go and get drunk man
Dot50Cal: Open the zip before you go any further
Dot50Cal: ;-)
saintevening: lol
saintevening: .....................
saintevening: i hate you
Dot50Cal: OOLOLOLOLOL
Dot50Cal: I was gonna make it be that I have 1.5 but that would have been too evil
saintevening: its marcj 31st tho
Dot50Cal: April 1st would be too obvious
Dot50Cal: lol
saintevening: what about that ada person
saintevening: she got it
Dot50Cal: Well, that was my mistake
Dot50Cal: She or he most likely has them all
Dot50Cal: I actually did upload the real links for a short time
Dot50Cal: on accident lol
saintevening: ....................
Dot50Cal: So whoever that is most likely has all them
saintevening: yeah, i pmed them as soon as i saw it all
Dot50Cal: lol
saintevening: i bet it was you or someting
Dot50Cal: The crypted URL was fake
Dot50Cal: So dont rack your brain trying to figure ito ut
saintevening: April fools mofo's!!! Yeah, its one day early but I cant make it THAT obvious can I?



Oh yeah, almost forgot. The real link to the zip with the beta's, that is...if you can decode the URL:

uggc://jjj.gurubeebevfnyvir.pbz/mvc2.mvc
Dot50Cal: fake
saintevening: sigh
Dot50Cal: lol
saintevening: so no lawsuit?
Dot50Cal: No
Dot50Cal: Dont spoil it though
saintevening: good
Dot50Cal: This is good
Dot50Cal: lol
saintevening: omg
saintevening: you are one big ass
saintevening: but funny tho
Dot50Cal: lol
saintevening : are you gonna repost the url?
saintevening: po didnt get punkd yet
saintevening: carni is in on it
Dot50Cal: I have
Dot50Cal: Refresh
Dot50Cal: lol
saintevening: waith tho
saintevening: that ada person
saintevening: its you right?
Dot50Cal: No, lol
Dot50Cal: Like I said ....alright yeah its me
Dot50Cal: But shh lol
saintevening: ahhhhh
Dot50Cal: Should be funny sneaking two aprils fools in
saintevening: i sent you a pm
Dot50Cal: ahhahaha I cant wait to read it
saintevening: i mean ada
saintevening: lollol
Dot50Cal: "OMG SEND ME I PAY 500$"
Dot50Cal: lool
saintevening: no no
saintevening: it was a rather modest one

His PM to "Ada":
I need your help please!

Excuse me Ada, I sortof need your help. Would you be so kind as to link me to the betas that Dot has posted, it seems he deleted the file and I overslept and missed the download. Thanks in advance.

MarkSmokesGrass: hey, i only have a few, my moms bday is today, so yeah..
Dot50Cal: Ah
Dot50Cal: Got my PM?
MarkSmokesGrass: yeah
MarkSmokesGrass: whats up?
Dot50Cal: www.thehorrorisalive.com
Dot50Cal: Its the april fools day joke this year
Dot50Cal: Dont spoil it though
Dot50Cal: lol
MarkSmokesGrass: holy fucking shit........omg, you made me almost piss myself!!!!
Dot50Cal: LOL
Dot50Cal: XD
MarkSmokesGrass: i believed it~!
Dot50Cal: Everyone else did too
Dot50Cal: Maybe its the communities lack of april fools day jokes?
Dot50Cal: I mean I dont ever recall an RE site pulling one
Dot50Cal: I was gonna do a "I HAVE 1.5" post, but that would be TOO evil
MarkSmokesGrass: its definitely a first *shakes hand on job well done*
Dot50Cal: lol
MarkSmokesGrass: yes, that be strait up ungodly if you made a I have 1.5! post
Dot50Cal: Ya, I was gonna use that method for getting the BG's
Dot50Cal: Then modify the pc ver, and put a fake elza model in
Dot50Cal: Woulda been perfect
Dot50Cal: lol
MarkSmokesGrass: oh, man, thats wrong in so many ways,lol
Dot50Cal: lol
Dot50Cal: XD

MarkSmokesGrass: bastard,lol.......http://www.thehorrorisalive.com/zip2.zip
Dot50Cal: Hahahahahha
Dot50Cal: XD
Dot50Cal: That ada account is mine
Dot50Cal: I thought afterwords to pull a double whammy
Dot50Cal: Rot13 lol

[dmkf]

I pray this joke won't turn true one day...

[Hunk_4TH]

Good one dude that had me going for a second i was like wtf till i opened the zip file ;) lol

[ChuckthePlant]

ROFL! You evil mother.. bah. How is it people always forget when it's April Fools Day? :rolleyes:

I knew something was up with the letter..without a proper header(recipient, sender, etc). Still got me, though. Heh.

[Saint_Eve]

Lol, I had the most harm! I almost popped a vein when I saw that the URL list was not working, Ive been wanting his betas for...... the last ever. Great April fools dude, I cant wait till next year!

[Dot50Cal]

What harm did it do to you? Its not like you were the one being sued, I was Is your life that empty without THIA? lol....

[A-J]

not funny

[Borman]

XD SHouldnt have revealed it yet

[Dot50Cal]

Its fake! We arent being served, nor am I releasing betas. The Ada Wong account was mine I originally planned to do a "I have Biohazard 1.5" april fools but I figured that would be too evil. Perhaps next year XD

[Project Omega]

[Borman]

Notice when it was posted Wasnt april fools yet.

Capcom is very protective with their property, so it doesnt surprise me

[A-J]

this isnt an april fool's thing right ? cause if it isnt, its just wrong

[Borman]

Fuck man, this sucks. Call a lawyer or something, there has to be a way around this.

[Dot50Cal]

AIM NOW STEVE!