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[Ghostface]

Depends on what kind of club you're wanting to go to.

Strip club...I need a lap dance...but I guess when Im older???

[nemesiswontdie]

Thats what I meant by club. There is different kinds of strip clubs out there than just one. Theres ones were its topless only, All nude and all nude but no drinking.

Lap dances can be pretty expensive too. I didn't say how much money I spent there but I'll give you a fair warning I spent over $500 and that was my first time going. And if you're going VIP like I did (thats where half of that $500 went) dont expect to get laid. That RARELY happens. I went VIP because I thought the girl was fucking cool and I'd have more fun that just getting a 3 minute lap dance for $20.

[Ghostface]

Thats what I meant by club. There is different kinds of strip clubs out there than just one. Theres ones were its topless only, All nude and all nude but no drinking.

Lap dances can be pretty expensive too. I didn't say how much money I spent there but I'll give you a fair warning I spent over $500 and that was my first time going. And if you're going VIP like I did (thats where half of that $500 went) dont expect to get laid. That RARELY happens.

One question: what is VIP I have a guess but I dont know if im right.....the only reason I'd go is for tits and to get drunk...but FUCK I don't think im old enough.

I could get the cash covered...I'm applying for a job soo...

[nemesiswontdie]

VIP is just a lap dance of your choosing, its 30 minutes long and you get to touch them besides the vag. You can't get drunk there because you'll be underage still if you go when your 18 and if you go drunk, don't expect to stay there long. They dont tolerate a lot of bullshit trust me.

The one I went to was all nude and they didn't serve beer or the likes (all they had was water and mountain dew which was fine by me) but I still had fun talking with a few of the girls there and just hanging out with friends.

I seen a guy come in there drunk and touch the girls (not VIP but a standard lap dance) and get his ass thrown out within the 20 minutes he was in there. Now my friends tried getting me drunk because it was my birthday. I didn't get drunk but I did drink a little and luckily for me I'm not a asshole when I drink, I'm actually a flirt which got me Vinessa's number after closing. But I'm just giving you a warning because even on my first night someone got thrown out for being a drunk.

[Vector]

Sebastian...are you in love with a stripper?

[nemesiswontdie]

I'M IN LOVE WITH A STRIPPA!

[Darkmoon]

Could be worse. Could be a zombie hooker.

[Beanovsky Durst]

I'M IN LOVE WITH A STRIPPA!

That would be an epic song title.

Could be worse. Could be a zombie hooker.

Zombie strippers comes to mind. Get a lap dance and then get your dick eaten by a zombified Jenna Jameson. Priceless.

[nemesiswontdie]

That would be an epic song title.

It is lol.

I do understand the problem with dating a stripper. My dad dated one when I was younger but I mean if it's a flop at least I learned the hard way which always makes the lessons stick.

[Bertha]

I'm happy to be back home...had a great time. Eye is still blurry...I'll have to make an appointment for the doctor tomorrow when they are open. But hey...I had a blast. And for the record...explosives rock.

And NWD....I'm not going to read back through all the posts, but all I have to say is Yaaaa booooy!

[BadWolfX]

Gaga debuting a new song has made me happy. It's fantastic.

[Bertha]

Went to the doctor today (again) for my eye. Different doctor this time...a specialist. He said I had to get an MRI to make sure I didn't have a tumor, multiple sclerosis, or any other neurological disorder. Results came back completely clean, so I'm elated that I don't have anything wrong. Turns out the optic swelling as far as my doctors can tell is strictly a random occurance. I've lost some side vision in my right eye, but I should get 90% of it back as my eye recovers.

[nemesiswontdie]

Got a date next Saturday. Would do it tomorrow but I'm busy tomorrow all day.

Sorry to hear 'bout eye Rosey.

[Bertha]

Dont be sorry! I'd rather this be completely random than find out its been caused by something more serious. I'm in such a great mood right now. Everyone in my family has been worried since I told them I had to get an MRI done to make sure it wasn't any neurological problems.

And hope your date goes well. Treat her real nice boyo, or I'll beat you with a lamp. ^__^

[nemesiswontdie]

Oh I'm always nice to the ladies...And I'll be nice because I don't like being beat with a lamp.