Carnivol proudly presents~ SPAM MAIL!

[Carnivol]

Good morning and good day!

I was strolling through my inbox, when I found a spam mail I couldn't resist opening, the headline was just too amazing "You always wanted to use your penis as a billiards cue."
, to be honest, I didn't know that about myself, but I thank Mr.Erectile Dysfunction for notifying me of this and here people, let's have a look at what he has to tell

Hello!
My name is Erectile Dysfunction.
I have a lot of friends such us: bad sex, awful mood, dissatisfied wife, short erections and spoiled condoms.
But I do have one enemy – its name is Soft Cialis Tabs.
When they appear, I disappear.

http://ckdpmb.goodallfree.com/?62414900

You tried everything to fight away the Erectile Dysfunction: the best porno sites, the most exotic movies, hot playboys,
sex on the phone and even the most expensive prostitutes.
We found the solution for you that can save your money, time and efforts. It’s as simple as Soft Viagra tabs.
Go ahead and try it. It’s worth it!
Your neighbors lost their alarm-clock.
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will make them wake up every morning or even have sleepless nights if you enlarge your dose.
With our Soft Cialis Tabs you can have sex:

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With anyone you want.
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[Dot50Cal]

Oh good god, its one of the best I've seen. Thia has been getting flooded with a shitload of spam mails. The worst was a record breaking 200 in a span of 5 minutes. Luckily somthing has happened and the spammer is only giving my THIA email its usual 1 per morninig, 1 per night -_-

Some asshat who had my email (ebay?) apparently beleives in chain mails as I just got this:

Sarah Little <sarah_little300@hotmail.com> wrote:


I You
I'll just take it as a hint if I don't get this back. How many people
actually have 8 true friends? Hardly anyone I know! But some of us have all
right friends and good friends!!! You have been tagged by the Friendship
Angel which means you are a great friend!! You will have good luck for two
years if you send this to 8 people or more and if it is sent back to you
then you know that you are a true friend.

I would rather live one day knowing you are my bud than&nbs p;live forever without
you by my side.

Delete this if we are not friends


Of all the friends I've ever met,
You're the one I won't forget.
And if I die
Before you do
I'll go to heaven
And wait for you
I'll give the angels
Back their wings
And risk the loss
Of everything
Just to prove
My friendship is true.



You must send it in 5 minutes or your good luck will be broken



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[Project Omega]

Anytime.
Anywhere.
With anyone you want.
As long as you want.
As often as you want.

Anyone I want? Hmmm... Aria Giovanni.... Here I come!! lol

Most of my spam includes women wanting fuck buddies... I wish I got cool spam like this

[James]

I've recently been bombarded with emails that I REALLY NEEEDED. It's as if they read my mind!

"Drown your girlfriend in cum!"
"LEARN TO F*** LIKE A DONKEY"

I mean seriously - who opens these?

[Ackart The Fox]

Oh, it's not the message that gets me.. it's the friggin words they put in at the bottom. I get this a lot in my spam now.

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[Carnivol]

So... I'm sitting there, minding my own business, when I suddenly get another nice sound... someone's sent me a mail

I check the mail, to reveal this:

Hey Sexy, Just getting back to you.
Hey Sexy,

Well I didnt have time to talk earlier but if your still interested, let me know.
Heres 2 more pics for now



You can go to my webpage for more pics if you want. Click here for my site!
Talk to you soon.

Muahz
xoxo

Now, this seemed like a rather nice mail... Upon inspecting the mail she provided me, a simple blank page that tries to load something starts, I didn't care to check the source, but I guess it's either an image exploit or a script of sorts, atleast not anything good.

Now, there were a few little thingies I found a bit odd about this email...

3: the name "Reidar" is mentioned in the link, Reidar is a male name in several places... Dunno if Chelsie there is a referance to Reidar's location, maybe it's his girlfriend's name (who might be Sexy Lauren ), or maybe it's just a bogus random generated one

2: The to part of the email... turns out this email is not for me, as it was addressed to carnivian2@yahoo.com

1: Sexy Lauren certainly has a strange email addy... marketwatch@att.net

[Grace Saunders]

I'm getting messages sent from simon@yahoo.com except they appear blank.

[Dot50Cal]

Carnivol, you sex beast! Can you beleive this folks! He doesnt even recoignize the women who he sleeps with!

She has nice breasts...though im sure any woman in that bra would as well.

[Project Omega]

Her breasts are being aided by gravity In the sense that she's probably bending over foward and the picture was taken from underneath so the look bigger and fuller than normal. I should know, I've done that kind of photo shoot (although she didn't really need it, it was just an excuse to take that kind of shot)

[James]

Got another one today, it was almost exactly the same....

"SAFELY drown your girlfriend in cum"

Seriously? Who reads these? >_>

[Project Omega]

Perhaps they got a lawsuit about the legal implications of actually drowning your girlfriend in semen... >_>

[Shakahnna]

There was a fantastic spam-esque mail going about 3 years ago. Or at least that was the last time I seen it and it was a relatively witty spoof about three headed orphans that would benefit from the email being forwarded to sixty of your closest friends but you had to retype it out again with your forehead.

And who can forget that summer of blocking hotgirlswithsnakesuptheircunt1@aol.com who was replaced with hotgirlswithsnakesuptheircunt2@aol.com repeat for 3 months.

Some of the names are beautiful as well, email from Jesus Gadd, Ferrari Sexkitten, who all just want to give me money. That first add was a beauty though. Do those things sell anything though?

[biohazard_star]

I've recently been bombarded with emails that I REALLY NEEEDED. It's as if they read my mind!

"Drown your girlfriend in cum!"
"LEARN TO F*** LIKE A DONKEY"

I mean seriously - who opens these?

Wow, I think you need at least 100+ men ejaculating on a woman repeatedly to be able to drown her in the goo. :blink:

[Carnivol]

Seriously? Who reads these? >_>

*raises hand*
I do!
*points at topic*

[Dot50Cal]

I could tell right by the subject this would be a funny one:

Subject:

look through the announcement Lady-Boys you'll be shocked

Body:

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Her weenie must find its place inside of someone immediately
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