Funny thread.

[Vogue_Dirge]

Apparently all the gays hate Justin Bieber now after he publicly stated homosexuality is a "lifestyle choice".

He also said women shouldn't get abortions after being raped. Then proceeded to say "Everything happens for a reason."

[Darkmoon]

Tween girls still love him. He's pretty while being sexually non-threatening. Because let's face it, you can't imagine him getting upset over his burger order being wrong, let alone trying to force a girl to sleep with him.

Or sleeping with a girl.

[Trent]

Apparently all the gays hate Justin Bieber now after he publicly stated homosexuality is a "lifestyle choice".

Now everyone hates him.

[Alexia_Ashford]

Apparently all the gays hate Justin Bieber now after he publicly stated homosexuality is a "lifestyle choice".

[Mr. Spencer]

Getting pissed was the only way to get through the podcasts.

[Carnivol]

Ever wondered how the warm-up routine to the RPD Dispatch podcast was?
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[Pikminister]

Scooter Braun is the one we should mock, afterall he was the man who enabled Bieber to get to where he is now.

We're not mocking Bieber because he got famous. No, that's not it.

Its just that the whole idea of this guy is fucking hilarious. I bet Bieber himself will laugh his ass off in a few years down the road.

I mean just look at what is making the news:

Justin Bieber Plans To Grow Facial Hair

Its comedy gold!

[Trent]

Zenga, zenga!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cBY-0n4esNY

[aris13]

Toddlers & Tiaras with Tom Hanks

[Shadow Stalker]

A few jokes to tell ....

The wife's mother rushed into the maternity wing to find out how her daughter was progressing. As she entered the waiting room, she spotted her son-in-law. Unbeknownst to her, he was listening to the cricket on his iPod.

"How's it going?" she asked anxiously.

"Not bad," he smiled, "they've got four out and there's only one to go."

"AAAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!" she screamed, and fainted.

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Johnnie asked for time off because his wife was going to have a baby. The following day, his boss asked him what it was - a boy or a girl.

"Too early to say," said Johnnie, "it'll be another nine months before we know the answer to that."

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(Hope I don't get in trouble with the admins for this...)

Spoiler:

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"Mummy, mummy, I've discovered how babies a made. I saw daddy put his willy in your mouth last night."

"No, that's not right," replied mummy, "that's how I get my expensive jewellery."

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A young girl went into confession and told the priest she had slept with four different men over the past week. Jack on Tuesday, Bill on Wednesday, Peter on Thursday and Chuck on Friday.

"Well my child" said the priest "on your way home tonight buy two lemons and suck on them."

"Will that cleanse me of my sins?" she asked.

"No, but it'll take the bloody damned smile off your face."

[Pikminister]

Jimmy Kimmel is one lucky bastard

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[nemesiswontdie]

It didn't win shit lol. Wtf were you smoking? I want some of it. It might take away some of the pain that The Kings Speech caused.

[Jill's Boob]

Resident Evil Afterlife won the Academy Award for best motion picture. How deserving.



"You should have brought more."

How that guy did not win best actor baffles me.

[Carnivol]

I take it this might be the new homepage of several members of THIA?

[Mr. Spencer]

Scooter Braun is the one we should mock, afterall he was the man who enabled Bieber to get to where he is now.