Anyone do anything idiotic lately?

[jagger916]

Anyone do anything idiotic lately? If so post it here.
I was playing uncharted recently and a big-ass spider climbed across the screen. Being the arachnophobic I am, I smashed it with a machete I had nearby without thinking, killing the spider and my TV. Can anyone top that?

[Corrin]

I clicked on this thread.

[nemesiswontdie]

I put my shoe on the wrong foot.

[aris13]

I stepped on a piece of gum.

[nemesiswontdie]

I stepped on a piece of gum.

That's the stupidest shit I've heard all day.

[jagger916]

I stepped on a piece of gum.

WOW... This thread is already full of twists and turns.

[Darkmoon]

I went it a Borders 70% off closing down sale. The Saturday before Christmas. It was a fucking zombie apocolypse in there, grabbing hands and biting old ladies.

[Ray]

I went to a Wal-Mart during Black Friday.

NEVAR AGAIN.

Oh, and I once drank vodka thinking it was water. A LOT of it.

[Corrin]

Oh, and I once drank vodka thinking it was water. A LOT of it.

Yeah, that's pretty impossible unless you are retarded and can't smell/feel the alcohol as it burns your throat.

[jagger916]

Yeah, that's pretty impossible unless you are retarded and can't smell/feel the alcohol as it burns your throat.

If you go to take a big drink by the time you notice you could have a lot in your mouth/throat. No need to be asshole 'bout it.

[Corrin]

If you go to take a big drink by the time you notice you could have a lot in your mouth/throat. No need to be asshole 'bout it.

IIRC the guy is like 13 or 14...A little kid doesn't swig back a jug of booze and not immediately vomit.

[jagger916]

By the time the taste/burning caught up with him he still could've had alot in his throat.

[nemesiswontdie]

By the time the taste/burning caught up with him he still could've had alot in his throat.

But he said alot of it so I'm thinking he drank a few glasses of it.

[jagger916]

He probably just meant he took a big chug.

[Guest]

I ignores a guy who was coming up to me because I asumed he was etero, a few hours latter I realized my mistake, now I'm really embarassed