You are cordially invited.

[News Bot]

Take it from an Irishman, this never goes according to plan.

[Trent]

Well apparently there is more to it than that, Emma.

Just stay away from sharp objects and don't drink all the alcohol, you'll be fine!

On another note, you have succeeded to get our attention.

[Canas Renvall]

^ I think it's more that he's saying he wants to do it to release anger, which I can agree, is probably not the best option. That usually leads to beyond shitfaced, almost like aggressive drinking.

[Alexia_Ashford]

Is there anything I can say to convince you not to do this?

What's wrong with getting shitfaced? A lot of people do on a weekly basis.

[Inferno04]

Is there anything I can say to convince you not to do this?

[PracticalAl]

I hope you are okay Mr. Spencer. I will pray for you.

[Mr. Spencer]

This evening I've decided that I'm going to be getting shitfaced, namely due to various factors in my life which I'm not inclined to divulge while in a sober state. But as soon as I'm hammered I'll be happy to force them down your ears whether you want to hear them or not, I just don't give a shit any more. I don't know exactly how you can join me, probably on MSN but chances are I'll be around on here making posts of a dubious nature.

Anyway, felt like making that known to people on here.