If You Were Leon....

[Jill's Boob]

I like these choices for Leon better:

1. Cyanide
2. Drano
3. Any of those deathtraps from the "Saw" franchise
4. All of the above, done one after another

[Helegad]

Draino Sounds good.

Cyanide is too quick and painless.

Did you know that you can still be concious for up to 25 seconds after you're decapitated?

[Biohazard EX]

Actually, it's two minutes, I believe.

One word: Javex.
My friend fed javex to a seagull once, the seagull literally puked its guts out. It's cruel and stupid, but it would work so well on Leon.

[Becky's Butt]

Ya know what's at the root of all this?
Jealousy.
Leon is both prettier and more badass than anyone here so people can't handle it.
But don't worry. Videogame characters tend to be like that. Look at Liquid Snake.

[Biohazard EX]

If I looked anything like Leon, I'd shave my head and stop shaving my face, so that I can at least start looking like a man. And frankly, I'm pretty enough.

[Becky's Butt]

Stubble is just not in right now.

[Biohazard EX]

Oh right. With Twilight out in theaters, the pretty boy thing is back in I guess, huh? But Leon doesn't sparkle in sunlight, so I guess that doesn't make him good looking either.

You're just all about what's 'in' aren't you? Who are you? Tyra Banks?

[Becky's Butt]

I wish.
And I have no idea what's in right now. I just know I like men who aren't afraid to look pretty while they kick ass.
Some people feel differently hence why Chris looks like he does in all the games.

[Biohazard EX]

Umm... Last time I checked, Chris didn't have the muscular capacity of the Incredible Hulk, nor a stubble nearly as heavy in RE1, or Code Veronica.

[Becky's Butt]

I didn't say he did. I just said he wasn't that good-looking in those games.
Of course I know girls who disagree most vehemently. But I just never got into the character's hype. Same for Wesker. My favorite hero was always Billy and favorite villain was Birkin.

[Biohazard EX]

It's not about hype. It's about personal taste. That's like, if I said, "I don't think Ada is that good looking, now Jill, there's a hottie." It's all about preference. And it's not even about who looks better. It's just about what fits the character. Leon is a government agent.
Now... Personally... If I was like, the President, or whoever is in charge of Leon, I would've been like, "Get a haircut! This isn't a fashion show. You're an agent. Look like one!"

[Becky's Butt]

Yes Mr. Ander, I mean, Mr. President.

[Biohazard EX]

See? Now THERE'S a decent haircut...
Wait... Mr. Smith is out to kill Mr. Anderson? Did he hate RE movies that much?

[Becky's Butt]

That haircut is so 1950s government agent. "The G-Man's out to get me see."

As for Smith trying to kill Paul Anderson...tha tbe awesome.
Smith: Goodbye, Mr. Anderson.
PWSA: My name...is Paul.
Smith: I know. I was just saying your last name.
PWSA: Oh.
*is hit by subway train*

[Biohazard EX]

Well, at least they had class back then.