Resident Evil Revelations Site Update

[RetroRain]

Now if that was Jill Valentine instead of Boobarella with a squid on her head.... oh boy! This thread would have like 10000 pages already.

lol.

And "Boobarella"? lol, I love it. Is that the name we can dub her with? It's fitting.

[Four Eyes]

lol.

And "Boobarella"? lol, I love it. Is that the name we can dub her with? It's fitting.

Yes! Let's call her that!

Seriously, how can she see anything?! To be fair, Jessica has hair that parts similarly, but it's not in her eyes, thus not a hazard.

Joking aside, the thing that bugs me is how Parker uses the past tense when talking about her. ("Who was she?" instead of "Who is she?")

Also, pointing this out before it's brought up: Him presuming that the survivor is a she has nothing to do with Italian as a language, which assigns genders to various words. One of the words is masculine, the other is gender neutral. (I looked it up just a bit ago.)

[Darkmoon]

Joking aside, the thing that bugs me is how Parker uses the past tense when talking about her. ("Who was she?" instead of "Who is she?")

Also, pointing this out before it's brought up: Him presuming that the survivor is a she has nothing to do with Italian as a language, which assigns genders to various words. One of the words is masculine, the other is gender neutral. (I looked it up just a bit ago.)

Two possibilities, other than shitty writing - first of all, with the cutaway, there could easily be extra dialogue in the script that's not in the trailer. Such as Jill adding, 'It's a...woman' before her partner responds. Secondly, if Parker is going to be present without actually being an AI drone for you, he may be working security and such, and be peeking through cameras after Jill.

Needless to say, I very much doubt it'll matter as the woman looks almost certainly infected after that attack and will probably jump up and attack moments later.

And yeah, any character where the main design feature is big tits or a bulging pair of pants is a shitty character design, especially for a survival horror game (unless it features a slasher lunatic, then she would be in her bra and knickers) if only for common sense. 'Tee hee, I'm sure my chest getting heavily chilled or soaked if the weather goes bad is more than made up for these zombies being distracted by my rack! I'm a genius!'

[WeskerSexyCheez]

I don't personally have a problem with the breast size of characters for the most part but when a large proportion of MALE fans find it off-putting then you might need to rethink who you're marketing to and what you're actually selling in the first place. Most guys are perfectly capable of finding or already have a lovely woman in their lives with real boobs that they get to play with sometimes if they're nice and help out around the house. Is it actually reasonable nowadays for game designers to be pouring their effort "jiggle physics" when they could be doing other more important things? That is my question.

[rehunk88]

she seems like a cool character :3 i dig her hair style and big boobs :3

[Darkmoon]

She seems useless. If it's big tits you want, I wholly recommend porn.

[rehunk88]

So shes useless because she got big tits ?

what the hell girl characters can have big tits without been useless

i hope she survives all the way to the end now ;)

she seems like a cool character i really love the hair she got pretty epic if you ask me.

[Darkmoon]

No, she's useless because she fires a few shots, runs away pathetically, gets caught, pushed to the ground, probably gets infected and will try and kill Jill soon.

The big tits on display just show she lacks enough common sense to cover up. Most woman with larger breasts prefer to have them well supported because the things can hurt if you, say, have to flee for your life. And of course the weather looks warm and balmy...

[rehunk88]

no that just tells shes not the terminator like chris that she actuelly gets scared
she fire off her pistol and runs out of bullets anyone would run then
and the big tits are just a part of her character
i hope she last long in the game.

not everyone can be a lara croft or ada wong ;)
some do actuelly act normal and freak out when they are in a situation like this.

[Mr. Spencer]

So shes useless because she got big tits ?

what the hell girl characters can have big tits without been useless

Female video game characters with large breasts are nothing new, I don't know why it's such a big deal to see one in RE. Most of you are acting like a bunch of puritans whose only experience of female characters has been with flat-chested feminist types.

Why this is a topic of controversy is beyond me.

[rehunk88]

Female video game characters with large breasts are nothing new, I don't know why it's such a big deal to see one in RE.

sorry i read your post wrong my mistake :X

[Mr. Spencer]

I'm just saying that female characters with copious amounts of breast are not an object of controversy, plus we've seen characters with ridiculous hair styles before and no-one really batted an eyelid about it. Then we see this character who'll most likely be of no real importance or merit and we're up in arms about it.

[rehunk88]

I'm just saying that female characters with copious amounts of breast are not an object of controversy, plus we've seen characters with ridiculous hair styles before and no-one really batted an eyelid about it. Then we see this character who'll most likely be of no real importance or merit and we're up in arms about it.

Well i like the insane hair style she got and her huge knockers. whats not to like ? sex sells we are weak men.
but all honestly to me she dosent seem like a bad character as darkmoon says she is...
she got potential to be good.

[Mr. Spencer]

Well i like the insane hair style she got and her huge knockers. whats not to like ? sex sells we are weak men.
but all honestly to me she dosent seem like a bad character as darkmoon says she is...
she got potential to be good.

Not all men are weak, some are more subceptible to a woman's charms than others. But appearance aside, we have no idea if this character has potential or not. From what we've seen she most likely dies in the game either before or just after meeting with Jill, her only raison d'être it seems is to provide us with some scares by showing us the perspective of an unexperienced operative, one that doesn't quite make the cut and ends up being fish food. Literally.

That plus to make Jill look good. They've done that before, fucking over less popular characters to make other more popular characters look better.

[rehunk88]

Not all men are weak, some are more subceptible to a woman's charms than others. But appearance aside, we have no idea if this character has potential or not. From what we've seen she most likely dies in the game either before or just after meeting with Jill, her only raison d'être it seems is to provide us with some scares by showing us the perspective of an unexperienced operative, one that doesn't quite make the cut and ends up being fish food. Literally.

That plus to make Jill look good. They've done that before, fucking over less popular characters to make other more popular characters look better.

But then again why give her ... her own character profile on the japanese revalations site why put up that work for a character that dies after 5 min into the game ?
thats why i belive shes gonna last for a while.