The official WTF?! topic!

[Canas Renvall]

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Back.. at ya, I guess?

[Corrin]

i just want to piss, piss, piss and NO cum. Ill piss in every pussy like its a toilet. Every pussy looks liek a toilet to me; a big, shitty toilet.

[Corrin]

n/t

[Vector]

The power was flickering on and off for an hour or two before the energy company sent a guy out here in the blizzard to mess with some wiring...I give him all the credit in the world. It's absolutely terrible outside right now, and he was on my roof. Kudos.

Definitely staying in tonight. We're supposed to have 12-18 inches by tomorrow afternoon.

[Ray]

So I'm home for Christmas break, but there's a friggin' blizzard that's just anally violating the east coast right now. Shit's getting wild outside. It's cool though, I'm just glad to be home with family and friends. I have a month before I have to go back to school, so until then, I'm gonna be all about breakin' necks, cashin' checks and havin' sex.

Goodnight moon.

I've seen news on it, but how bad is it? I haven't had contact with my cousin in a few days, and I'm a little worried.

The weather here in the west is almost completely opposite. It's sunny, and actually kinda hot. O_O

[YamiYumes]

So I'm home for Christmas break, but there's a friggin' blizzard that's just anally violating the east coast right now. Shit's getting wild outside. It's cool though, I'm just glad to be home with family and friends. I have a month before I have to go back to school, so until then, I'm gonna be all about breakin' necks, cashin' checks and havin' sex.

Goodnight moon.

Yeah, I hear ya. I'm on the east coast myself and my state is in a state of emergency at the moment. So...yeah. White Christmas indeed. Oy.

[Vector]

So I'm home for Christmas break, but there's a friggin' blizzard that's just anally violating the east coast right now. Shit's getting wild outside. It's cool though, I'm just glad to be home with family and friends. I have a month before I have to go back to school, so until then, I'm gonna be all about breakin' necks, cashin' checks and havin' sex.

Goodnight moon.

[Corrin]

The one night I go to bed at a normal hour, and I miss out on all this fun. I'm upset with myself.

EDIT: This is not the most fun thing in the world to wake up to:


On a cooler note(lol get it), I'm about to take my last final of the semester and then I can finally GO HOME.

Heh. It's cold as hell here in Texas.

[GuardhouseMusic]

Honestly, I'd rather Chris team up with that "ghetto reporter," so they can get the fuck out' this country ass muthafucka.

[Jill's Boob]

Here's what I propose for a 3rd DLC for RE5:

Chris travels to Haiti to discover the source of the zombie voodoo magic. He partners up with a local weatherman named Arthur - in the vein of the 80s buddy cop action films. Following the life goals of deceased BSAA pilot Kirk Mathison (gettin' paid and gettin' laid), Chris & Arthur slaughter the zombified locals for cash while sexing up the zombie strippers.



ARTHUR: Pretty much everywhere, it's gonna be zombies.
CHRIS: So I'll need this flak jacket (a.k.a. melee vest).
ARTHUR: ... ... ... Ah tee hee hee!
CHRIS: Thanks Arthur.

[Canas Renvall]

PS. Chris Redfield (original voice) = Richter from Castlevania: Symphony of the Night = Saddler from RE4.

Wrong. Michael Gough = Harry Mason in SH1 = Saddler from RE4 = Carmine in Gears of War.

Check it, yo.

[TheSelfishGene]

This thread is now about fruits that look like genitalia. Good day.

That's a shame. I only have pictures of vegetables that look like genitalia...










oh, and a cactus.

[Agent_Wong]

Indeed.




This thread is now about fruits that look like genitalia. Good day.

The apple is vaguely reminiscent of Battleslut...err suit Jill.

[Vector]

The one night I go to bed at a normal hour, and I miss out on all this fun. I'm upset with myself.

EDIT: This is not the most fun thing in the world to wake up to:


On a cooler note(lol get it), I'm about to take my last final of the semester and then I can finally GO HOME.

[Corrin]

Fix'd.

Uhhh...they look p. normal to me..I mean..if uhh..