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[Bianca]

This thread is now about fruits that look like STD-ridden genitalia. Good day.

Fix'd.

[Corrin]

Indeed.




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[Bertha]

Let's talk about something else.

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This thread is now about fruits that look like genitalia. Good day.

[Corrin]

Let's talk about something else.

No. We will talk about Jill. Non-stop Jill Talk Comin' At Your Face.

[Bianca]

Well, she technically is a P30 addict. And her appearance - pale white skin, blonde-ish/white-ish hair - is explained by viewing the monitor after you fight U-8. So, while it is funny to say that Jill looks like a cracked-out whore, her appearance does actually make sense in the context of the wacky RE5 story. I mean, not every character kept imprisoned for a duration of time (RE4 Ashley comes to mind) can maintain their physical appearance as if they were eating healthy meals, catching some sun, and possessing all of their normal grooming items.

I'm fully aware of why Jill looks the way she does. Doesn't make the quips any less funny. (Sorry if I sound defensive, I don't intend to, but your explanation seemed a little unnecessary when the jokes, at the end of all things, really had nothing to do with story context and was simply about poking fun.)

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Though, if want my honest opinion, I always have thought Jill to look a little "drugged out" since her REmake incarnation.

Also, I love how, like so many threads on this board, this discussion has somehow switched to becoming about Jill.

Let's talk about something else.

[Jill's Boob]

Nah, I can't remember who the Walrus belonged to...Jill's Boob has some good ones on his profile, though.

Thanks for the shout-out, but I don't recommend any Leon fans go there looking for laughs. Leon-haters however will find a bevy of laugh-inducing, poorly crafted pictures.

I will share my masterpiece (IMO) here though:

Undoubtedly, the best image ever posted on this board. I will hereby flaunt this to my many friends who claim not to see how much of an addict Jill appears to be in RE5.

Well, she technically is a P30 addict. And her appearance - pale white skin, blonde-ish/white-ish hair - is explained by viewing the monitor after you fight U-8. So, while it is funny to say that Jill looks like a cracked-out whore, her appearance does actually make sense in the context of the wacky RE5 story. I mean, not every character kept imprisoned for a duration of time (RE4 Ashley comes to mind) can maintain their physical appearance as if they were eating healthy meals, catching some sun, and possessing all of their normal grooming items.

Of course, RE4 is probably the worst "storytelling" game I have ever played in my life. (It's true...it has a worse narrative than Solitaire.) Thus Ashley's pristine condition makes perfect sense in that context.

[Bertha]

Saddler? You're kidding! Though Richter I identified immediately, I just played SotN and I thought "You won't kill ME!"

http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0299855/

Not listed for Chris but the rest of his voice overs are there.

World's fastest clapper, look at the guy's face while he's doing it. Smug, eh?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ellbP7bS9uk

....I believe in ninjas.

[GuardhouseMusic]

Saddler? You're kidding! Though Richter I identified immediately, I just played SotN and I thought "You won't kill ME!"

World's fastest clapper, look at the guy's face while he's doing it. Smug, eh?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ellbP7bS9uk

[Bianca]

Here's one I cooked up today. Jill looks like such a junkie in RE5.



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Undoubtedly, the best image ever posted on this board. I will hereby flaunt this to my many friends who claim not to see how much of an addict Jill appears to be in RE5.

[Vector]

THIA is infected. The Horror...has changed.

[Vector]

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[Vector]

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[Bertha]

I don't remember that one Chris (I mostly stayed out of the RE5 threads). But I do remember Wesker the Walrus though. Was that one of yours?

Here's one I cooked up today. Jill looks like such a junkie in RE5.



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Cooked up. Meth. I see what you did there.


PS. Chris Redfield (original voice) = Richter from Castlevania: Symphony of the Night = Saddler from RE4.

[Vector]

I use Paint, can't you tell?

[Corrin]

G*d damn some bad Photoshops ITT.