Marriages - a male perspective

[Darkmoon]

Soooo muuuuch haaaate.

[Alzaire]

Oh, sure, Mr 'Hey check out my cool three monitor monster PC set up' while I'm stuck here with a computer that can barely play Facebook games. Unless you wanna steal his money to buy 1.5 Then I'll send you his bank details.

3? You mean 6, haha.

[Darkmoon]

No, she's not, but I am. I could use some good stuff!

Oh, sure, Mr 'Hey check out my cool three monitor monster PC set up' while I'm stuck here with a computer that can barely play Facebook games. Unless you wanna steal his money to buy 1.5 Then I'll send you his bank details.

[Alzaire]

I've got another 5 (1 going towards Emma's car when she passes her test later this year!) to treat myself and giving a few things to some good friends. Emma is no gold digger

No, she's not, but I am. I could use some good stuff!

[jimmyjoejangles]

i thought this topic had been banned

[Alexia_Ashford]

Dere is a pidgeon stuck in ur bank account, so I have to ask for your bank account details..

[Alexia_Ashford]

Dere is a pidgeon stuck in ur bank account, so I have to ask for your bank account details..

[Zombie Fred]

I don't have to worry about Emma and my money. I've got 45 grand in my savings acount and that's all going towards a house when the time is right, and I've got another 5 (1 going towards Emma's car when she passes her test later this year!) to treat myself and giving a few things to some good friends. Emma is no gold digger

[BrionIrons]

I'm telling him why you're really hanging around him, just waiting until you have him in your deathgrip enough to pop the question.

LOL.Not gonna happen.

[Canas Renvall]

^ I dig for diamonds, but I hunt for gold too for our super-secret underground railway system that only four people know about.

Also, 28 diamonds, on top of the diamonds needed for two diamond swords, three diamond pickaxes, and two diamond shovels. So, in one week, I found my first diamond and 42 more. I'm Uncle Moneybags, baby. [/e-peen extension]

And to make an awesome roundabout segway to on-topicness, giving myself that title on Minecraft, I can feel the women nipping at my heels. Sorry babes, diamonds are forever isn't just a girl thing. Get lost.

[Mr. Spencer]

I don't dig for gold, I dig for diamonds.

[Canas Renvall]

Now I'm gonna warn Gareth, Emma. You conniving monster, I know what you're up to... BrianIrons helped me out, I'm telling him why you're really hanging around him, just waiting until you have him in your deathgrip enough to pop the question.

You're more of a gold digger than I am in Minecraft!

[Alexia_Ashford]

Jon, you sneaky little so and so, just getting married to take monies. I bet your kids was just a way into tricking her into a false sense of security so she gives you all her monies. No one gets married for any other reason. BrionIrons said so.

[Darkmoon]

I got married when I was in debt. Now I'm less in debt. But I'm never gonna be rich and my wife seems happy to hang around.

...maybe I was the one who married to take all the money? Oh Jon, you crafty bastard!

[Alexia_Ashford]

What a cynical perspective. Yes people get married most of the time cos they want money, not cos they care about or want to commit to people they are with.