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Hey, Spencer here. First and foremost I would like to extend my formal apologies to each and every one of you for the deception. It's never appropriate to lie to others, especially friends and fellow forum users and the like. If you're pissed at any of this, I completely understand. Hopefully we can look past this.
Onto more pressing matters, the folks at Site Wars are certainly not the kind of people to be trifled with, some of them are downright loony. They write stories and fanfics depicting themselves fighting staff members of forums that they banned from, the most prominent example of which being this gem which I dredged up from their forums:
Yes. I kid you not. There's more like this, even a couple of death lists thrown around the place. These are not nice people, it goes a little bit further than simple juvenile trolling. These are vindictive, dangerous and unstable individuals who fortunately bring out their frustrations on the internet as opposed to the real world. They also posted a list of all the names and aliases that they go by on other forums, I've passed these along to Dot and Krispy.
Once again, I extend my apologies to you. It wasn't good to lie and I would rather we didn't, but it was a necessary component since I fucked up on covering my tracks. We've exposed a lot of messed up stuff on here as a result of this. On a brighter note, expect epic lulz and dramatic readings on the upcoming podcast.
Onto more pressing matters, the folks at Site Wars are certainly not the kind of people to be trifled with, some of them are downright loony. They write stories and fanfics depicting themselves fighting staff members of forums that they banned from, the most prominent example of which being this gem which I dredged up from their forums:
The roar... A faint sound in the back of my mind... What is this?
I opened my eyes and looked around me. A Colosseum... from what I could tell anyway. The lights were bright and my vision was hazy. The sound of a roaring crowd flooded my ears. The sound was pure and deafening. I shook my head and climbed to my feet. Searing pain shot through my body. I let out a shrill scream and collapsed. "I TOLD YOU TO STAY DOWN!" A familiar voice shouted.
I managed to roll over. The man above me was bald wearing sunglasses. He held a large warhammer above his head. "You're not getting back up Ra..." The man said but was interrupted. Another person shot out from the left and tackled him. "Get off of Chaos!" The voice shouted. I shook my head and got back up.
Lying on the ground next to a puddle of blood was a strangely shaped object, somewhat resembling a mangled sword. I picked it up. The thing was actually a sword with the ability to change form. I flipped it around a bit and it formed into a solid blade with a hilt. I looked over at the two fighting, "Chaos! Help me!" The one who saved me shouted.
As I prepared to move I stopped as a vision flashed in my mind. "You can't take him out alone. I'll back you up and in the end..." A faint voice said cutting out. "... alright... sounds like a plan Gr..." My voice said also cutting out. "Heh... we'll see..." I said. The vision stopped as I shook my head. "... the hell?" I asked myself.
I rushed into the battle, my mind began ticking. As I swung the blade things became more clear. "Dot..." I thought to myself as I attack the man. He was DotCal50. The other was... the infamous ***** ********... Dot knocked ******** back and rushed at me. He was a tough little bastard.
He swung his giant hammer with ease. "You should have quit while you were ahead. A new name, a new face. It means nothing. You're still the pathetic little twerp I banned. You're nothing Chaos." Dot boasted. He was indeed giving me trouble. Maybe I couldn't take him on my own. One of his swings nearly made contact with my head. I instinctually blocked it with my hand, completely stopping the hammer! "What!?!?" Dot exclaimed.
Somewhat surprised I jumped back. My mind flickered once again with hazy visions. "Power... Dominance... Evil... Chaos..." A voice whispered in my head. I opened my eye, black as pure darkness. I rushed forward with incredible speed and wailed on Dot. He seemed to take each punch with ease though his defense was wearing. He grabbed my fist and tossed me to the opposite end of the Colosseum.
I hit the wall and fell to the ground. "We can beat him together. Put our differences aside for just this once." ******** said to my right offering his hand. I looked up at him smiling and took his hand. He smiled back... foolishly. I pulled him down and with a burst of incredible and inhuman speed, I sliced him to pieces within seconds. Covered in blood, an evil grin passed my lips. "Chaos needs no one." I whispered heading back for Dot.
"You really are just a sick fuck you know that?" Dot said walking toward me. An evil grin and glowing red eyes were pasted on my face. I whipped my sword downward, separating it into a large whip made of blades. "What the fuck is wrong with you!?!" Dot shouted raising his hammer. I cackled and ran toward him.
He quickly dodged every swing of the whip. Each swing came back at me, cutting up my own body. The wounds were nothing and would heal just as fast as they were made. "You really are a sadistic fuck!" Dot screamed still dodging. It seemed useless so I stopped and stood still.
Without hesitation Dot rushed forward, hammer raised. "Predictable fool." I whispered to myself. I swung the whip rapidly, slicing the shit out of Dot. With a final swing I caught him, tangled in the rope of blades. He stood unable to move in fear that if he did, it would mean his end. I approached and stood in front of him with that evil grin. "Fuck you." He said. I ripped back on the whip, shredding Dot to pieces, blood flying everywhere.
The crowd screamed with approval. "A blood bath indeed!" The announcer exclaimed over the speakers. "This matches winner is again The Psychotic... CHAAAAAAAAOOOOOOOOOOOS!!!!" I swung the whip forming it into a small metallic rectangle. A hooded figure approached me. "Fantastic match Chaos. Tomorrow's challenge is from Synners." He said. I smiled in anticipation. "Sounds like fun Lugi."
~ To Be Continued?
@;~
I opened my eyes and looked around me. A Colosseum... from what I could tell anyway. The lights were bright and my vision was hazy. The sound of a roaring crowd flooded my ears. The sound was pure and deafening. I shook my head and climbed to my feet. Searing pain shot through my body. I let out a shrill scream and collapsed. "I TOLD YOU TO STAY DOWN!" A familiar voice shouted.
I managed to roll over. The man above me was bald wearing sunglasses. He held a large warhammer above his head. "You're not getting back up Ra..." The man said but was interrupted. Another person shot out from the left and tackled him. "Get off of Chaos!" The voice shouted. I shook my head and got back up.
Lying on the ground next to a puddle of blood was a strangely shaped object, somewhat resembling a mangled sword. I picked it up. The thing was actually a sword with the ability to change form. I flipped it around a bit and it formed into a solid blade with a hilt. I looked over at the two fighting, "Chaos! Help me!" The one who saved me shouted.
As I prepared to move I stopped as a vision flashed in my mind. "You can't take him out alone. I'll back you up and in the end..." A faint voice said cutting out. "... alright... sounds like a plan Gr..." My voice said also cutting out. "Heh... we'll see..." I said. The vision stopped as I shook my head. "... the hell?" I asked myself.
I rushed into the battle, my mind began ticking. As I swung the blade things became more clear. "Dot..." I thought to myself as I attack the man. He was DotCal50. The other was... the infamous ***** ********... Dot knocked ******** back and rushed at me. He was a tough little bastard.
He swung his giant hammer with ease. "You should have quit while you were ahead. A new name, a new face. It means nothing. You're still the pathetic little twerp I banned. You're nothing Chaos." Dot boasted. He was indeed giving me trouble. Maybe I couldn't take him on my own. One of his swings nearly made contact with my head. I instinctually blocked it with my hand, completely stopping the hammer! "What!?!?" Dot exclaimed.
Somewhat surprised I jumped back. My mind flickered once again with hazy visions. "Power... Dominance... Evil... Chaos..." A voice whispered in my head. I opened my eye, black as pure darkness. I rushed forward with incredible speed and wailed on Dot. He seemed to take each punch with ease though his defense was wearing. He grabbed my fist and tossed me to the opposite end of the Colosseum.
I hit the wall and fell to the ground. "We can beat him together. Put our differences aside for just this once." ******** said to my right offering his hand. I looked up at him smiling and took his hand. He smiled back... foolishly. I pulled him down and with a burst of incredible and inhuman speed, I sliced him to pieces within seconds. Covered in blood, an evil grin passed my lips. "Chaos needs no one." I whispered heading back for Dot.
"You really are just a sick fuck you know that?" Dot said walking toward me. An evil grin and glowing red eyes were pasted on my face. I whipped my sword downward, separating it into a large whip made of blades. "What the fuck is wrong with you!?!" Dot shouted raising his hammer. I cackled and ran toward him.
He quickly dodged every swing of the whip. Each swing came back at me, cutting up my own body. The wounds were nothing and would heal just as fast as they were made. "You really are a sadistic fuck!" Dot screamed still dodging. It seemed useless so I stopped and stood still.
Without hesitation Dot rushed forward, hammer raised. "Predictable fool." I whispered to myself. I swung the whip rapidly, slicing the shit out of Dot. With a final swing I caught him, tangled in the rope of blades. He stood unable to move in fear that if he did, it would mean his end. I approached and stood in front of him with that evil grin. "Fuck you." He said. I ripped back on the whip, shredding Dot to pieces, blood flying everywhere.
The crowd screamed with approval. "A blood bath indeed!" The announcer exclaimed over the speakers. "This matches winner is again The Psychotic... CHAAAAAAAAOOOOOOOOOOOS!!!!" I swung the whip forming it into a small metallic rectangle. A hooded figure approached me. "Fantastic match Chaos. Tomorrow's challenge is from Synners." He said. I smiled in anticipation. "Sounds like fun Lugi."
~ To Be Continued?
@;~
Once again, I extend my apologies to you. It wasn't good to lie and I would rather we didn't, but it was a necessary component since I fucked up on covering my tracks. We've exposed a lot of messed up stuff on here as a result of this. On a brighter note, expect epic lulz and dramatic readings on the upcoming podcast.
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