The Central "Jill Valentine" Discussion Topic

[Agent_Wong]

So everyone else is to blame?

Going to end this now before it goes somewhere that no one likes.

Steroids don't shrink the 'schwanz', though.

I stand corrected.

[Vector]

No deal really. I was offering my stance on what chris and jill should do now that Wesker is gone and they are no longer needed. I just added a few colorful words to it that's all. If you can't see the reference to the steroids and things shrinking I'm sorry.

Steroids don't shrink the 'schwanz', though.

[Jill's Boob]

Too many uptight people here.

So everyone else is to blame?

[Agent_Wong]

Fair enough, but it wasn't really a joke. It's true what they say about "juicing". But anyway this is noted for future reference.

Back on topic though, I do think most of the RE cast should probably be retired by now. They really don't have anything to chase anymore. And if I were Jill I would definitely be looking forward to a nice long vacation where no one could bother me. Or find me for that matter.

[nemesiswontdie]

I dont think there is many uptight people here, we just dont like lame jokes (such as my dentist joke but then again ive never said that here)

[Agent_Wong]

Try harder next time, okay?

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What's the deal?

No deal really. I was offering my stance on what chris and jill should do now that Wesker is gone and they are no longer needed. I just added a few colorful words to it that's all. If you can't see the reference to the steroids and things shrinking I'm sorry. But I did basically spell it out.

Too many uptight people here.

[Vector]

Although I'm sure Chris' small wanker wouldn't satisfy Jill, since Wesker has been plowing her with a baseball bat ever since Chris got his ass handed to him for like the seven thousandth time at the Spencer Mansion.

This is the second post in two days where you've gone out of your way to mention Chris's privates.

Chris should stop the roids, find his schwanz and they should live happily ever after with their child. *plays sappy exit music*

http://www.the-horror.com/forums/showpost.php?p=124901&postcount=1775

What's the deal?

[Jill's Boob]

Don't get so miffed about a simple comment.

The subsequent sentences following the one quoted indicate that you should probably follow your own advice.

Try harder next time, okay?

[HouseofHerrera]

STRIPES*

[HouseofHerrera]

Jill Valentine, teams up with Guile and Captain America to form; Stars & Strips an team dedicated to protect the remaining mutants hiding out from an ancient evil, who threatens the world and the universe as we know it . In a film by Uwe Boll . MARVER vs. CAPCOM: Recourse.


Poster for the film reads under the MvC title "we're gonna take you for a ride."

[Agent_Wong]

Hahahaha. You got me rolling. Don't get so miffed about a simple comment. I was simply offering a fitting end to the two heroes crime fighting careers. Although I'm sure Chris' small wanker wouldn't satisfy Jill, since Wesker has been plowing her with a baseball bat ever since Chris got his ass handed to him for like the seven thousandth time at the Spencer Mansion.

[Jill's Boob]

How about we retire Jill into the sunset and call it a day. She needs her 401k and such because crime fighting has used up her resources and she needs to quit frolicking around the globe. Chris should stop the roids, find his schwanz and they should live happily ever after with their child. *plays sappy exit music*

Chris is too busy hooking up with Sheva, and - per the live action commercials - is very much into Asians, so he's probably skullfucking Ada too (since following a lady's lead just isn't Leon's style).

I love all the "roid" comments...especially when ignoring how other RE characters are pulling off Cirque de Soleil acrobatics all the while swinging around like Spider-Man while wearing a skimpy red dress in Spain (where everyone else is wearing jackets and such). If PEDs are the new joke, then I guess the ninja-Matrix folks in RE4 were also on 'roids or P30.

[Canas Renvall]

*plays Old Snake* They've been through far too much. D:

Hmmm... DLC... Jill gets a manipetti.

OMG WE GET TO SEE HER HANDS AND FEET UP-CLOSE! IT'S THE NEXT BEST THING TO PORN!

[Agent_Wong]

How about we retire Jill into the sunset and call it a day. She needs her 401k and such because crime fighting has used up her resources and she needs to quit frolicking around the globe. Chris should stop the roids, find his schwanz and they should live happily ever after with their child. *plays sappy exit music*

[Det. Beauregard]

And honestly, RE5 has the best facial animations in any game(in cutscene--in game it's the same like every other game, blank looks!) that are truly, for the first time, utterly convincing. There so many subtle touchs of emotion and/or looks from Chris/Jill/Wesker/Excella that really, there's simply no point in pre-renders anymore. Not when your engine can do so much, run and beautiful HD, and handle so many high-rez textures and polygons.

I agree. If games in the future can capture facial expressions as well as RE5 and can pull off complex character movements, I see no need for pre-rendered scenes. I also tend to think that in previous RE games, while the pre-rendered scenes look very good, they take you out of the gameplay "feel" due to the characters (and occasionally environments/scenery) looking so much different. RE2, RE3, and CVX are great examples of this. Could you imagine the pre-rendered scenes in these games looking as good as RE5's in-game engine?!

But then look at sports. Baseball players are getting paid millions...to what? Play a game anyone can do in their own backyard.

While I definitely don't agree with the salaries of some of the higher-payed players, your statement is still full of so much epic wrongness. But that's off-topic...

And MOAR Jill and NO Chris, right? Maybe some Jill V shopping scenarios? "Jill looks fabulous in this sun dress! Look out, Kijuju!"

How about a "Jill Valentine gets some sleep" scenario, in which the screen remains black for approximately 8 hours.