The Central "Jill Valentine" Discussion Topic

[jagger916]

I was joking... I still prefer brunettes though, or redheads, or anything besides blondes.

[valentinesdead?]

To bad I'm a brunette kinda guy myself... DAMN YOU CAPCOM........

She'll always be brunette. . .in spirit.


But you know, the woman makes the woman--not the hair color.

[jagger916]

To bad I'm a brunette kinda guy myself... DAMN YOU CAPCOM........

[valentinesdead?]

Ah, and the last one I wanted to share. . .

[valentinesdead?]

Per request of Jill's Boob, I offer some sanitizing captures to wash us clean of the previous couple post centered on Jill's plumbing, whether that be when she takes a magnum to the crotch, or her pixilated upside down genitalia. Please, let us all take a moment and reflect on the woman underneath that mop of blonde hair that has caused so much controsvery. Let us breath and take in the beauty of. . .

. . .Jill Valentine. . .










. . .P30'd and mind controlled. . .and still such a babe.

[Darkmoon]

Think of poor Dot. He made it and now knows only shame. Plus it brought a crippling amount of users to THIA...

[jagger916]

If it is what it seems... Jill needs a trip to the free clinic.
Spoiler:

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And yes, I am ashamed of posting the picture.

[valentinesdead?]

I saw that for an instant in the cutscene and was like-Did I see what I think I saw?

That's pretty funny, considering I never did notice it. . .until Dot revealed the pixalated horror for the world to see.

[jagger916]

Mystery Solved!

I saw that for an instant in the cutscene and was like-Did I see what I think I saw?

[Jill's Boob]

Again, it's my opinion that crash landing into a live volcano is more ridiculous than a boss fight in a lava room. You're not going to change that.

I wasn't trying to change your opinion, but merely remind you that "the dumbest thing in RE" - in your opinion, the volcano end boss fight in RE5 - had been done once already in RE4, where Leon traverses an entire segment of the game located inside of a volcano. He fights the two El Gigantes, yes, but in getting to and from that battle he also spends quite a bit of time near lava.

For a good portion of the latter part of the game, Leon navigates through an environment where he is only meters from flowing magma, inside of an unventilated cavernous network. Blah, blah, blah...I already stated all the facts before (post 1724).

I hope that I would get some sort of benefit from all the things I typed out to you and Beauregard, because they are more than my "opinions" (which too many people fall back on) as the things I am presenting occur in the respective games.

[Darkmoon]

Don't give them ideas.

It's awful. And therefore in the top five plots for a RE game being talked about at Capcom Japan. Can't have Wesker? Then have his super baby! But with Jill as the mother will he grow up good or evil? Moral ambiguity! And personal drama! Tha fans will love it!

And yes, I did get the idea from Jill's...interesting suit design. See, it wasn't a screwup or a joke, it's a plot point!

[valentinesdead?]

It ruins Capcom's plans for Jill to be carrying Wesker's super baby as well.

Mystery Solved!

[aris13]

It ruins Capcom's plans for Jill to be carrying Wesker's super baby as well.

Don't give them ideas.

[Darkmoon]

It ruins Capcom's plans for Jill to be carrying Wesker's super baby as well.

[valentinesdead?]

Now this is basically two ridiculous, unrealistic things in two games, and two people arguing over which one is more ridiculous (which comes down to matter of personal opinion which both are entitled to have). Come on.

Look guys! Topic!

Speaking of getting back onto topic. . .
















What happens when you shoot Jill in the vagina?





Her period.




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*No one laughs*