The Central "Jill Valentine" Discussion Topic

[Dracarys]

Resident Evil on DS must have been a dream (with the touchpad etc).

[Mr. Spencer]

(Oh God, what have I done?)

Instead ask yourself, "What have I become?" : P

[valentinesdead?]

I mean there was literally a porn site with a page of a lady in a Jill Valentine costume stripping down to nude. My wife thought it was hilarious.

I'm not really surprised. People do have the strangest kinks.

I meant my Battlesuit.

I seem to have the great gift for misunderstanding post in this thread, haha. I suppose though, it's only a matter of time after Revealations release that we'll be seeing Jill wetsuit cosplays. *Thinks about it* Mmm. Yummy.

See, if I was married to my girlfriend, it would be wrong to say such things. If not, however....

A man does what a man does. Especially when something rather scrumptious catches his eye. . .

I like how Jill's battlesuit incites feelings of infidelity among our members!

A rather strange effect I didn't expect or intend--but I guess there's just something strangely. . .erotic about that battlesuit. To share a story, I remember when I was 13 and REmake just hit. I use to try to find the best camera points in the game so I could ogle at Jill. Like this, for example.



I use to just back her against a wall and walk her in place, just watching her chest bounce and bounce and bounce. . .and bounce. It wasn't so much crushing on a fictional character(which I certainly was at the time), or nonreal vs real. Its more like damn, those are some mighty fine proportions.

But, that was one of the drawbacks of the original games camera system. There were only a few places you could do that. So that's what I love about the RE4/RE5 camera, cause when you play as Jill--you get as much ass out of her nice tushy as your desire. That's why I have to question the sexuality of those they play as Chris or Wesker--cause they must like man-butt all up in there face or something.

The main point being, yes--there is something about the battlesuit that brings out a strange, dark deviancy in people. Just look where this thread has gone for proof!

(Oh God, what have I done?)

[Humor Tumor]

I've always been a fan of the car battery with nipple clamps.

[Trent]

I like how Jill's battlesuit incites feelings of infidelity among our members!

Indeed, indeed.

Your wife should try a more hands-on approach to asserting her dominance upon you.

Nothing beats the dominance of a woman over a man sexually, that indeed, is the holy thing of all.

By the way, remind me not to show this site/thread to my girlfriend o.O

[jagger916]

Props get in the way. Your wife should try a more hands-on approach to asserting her dominance upon you.

[Darkmoon]

I like the cat'o nine tails best.

[Alexia_Ashford]

About Darkmoon's abuse.. yes, cattleprods are common. Also, nipple clamps and chastity belts.

[Mr. Spencer]

I like how Jill's battlesuit incites feelings of infidelity among our members!

[Trent]

I wouldn't. Then again, I'm married.

That's why I'm not planning to get married any time soon, haha. Life is short, much to explore, my girlfriend will have to wait....

See, if I was married to my girlfriend, it would be wrong to say such things. If not, however....

[Dracarys]

You mean, Tomb Raider Jill Croft? Bleh--almost as bad a design to me as RE3 Promotion Jill 3D model--with the creepy alien eyes and face. I don't really like them screwing with an established character design like Jill's just for the sake of sexing her up a bit more for the masses. Rather bland looking really. But I guess it can't be helped. Different art director. Different regime in charge. Oh well. There's far more pressing problems with Revelations as it stands, but that's just a small nitpick of mine.

I meant my Battlesuit.

[jagger916]

I mean there was literally a porn site with a page of a lady in a Jill Valentine costume stripping down to nude. My wife thought it was hilarious.

I don't have a Jill stripper, but I can give you a really cheap looking Lara Croft one.

[Darkmoon]

I mean there was literally a porn site with a page of a lady in a Jill Valentine costume stripping down to nude. My wife thought it was hilarious.

[valentinesdead?]

Hmm. I didn't really think bumping this thread back up was that big of a deal, but apparently a stirred a hornets nest. Yikes. Sorry. But really, isn't it better to limit all Jill and Jill related talk to one thread? Here I am, trying to do the forum a service. . .

It's about the one time someone send me a bunch of pictures of a stripper in a Jill costume, and how you lot need to go find them.

Off you go.

I've never really considered a cosplayer a stripper, skimpy outfit or no. I mean, it's not like she's dancing next to a pole, or giving any guys any lapdances in it . . .not that I wouldn't mind

All the thread bumping comments put to side, that woman has some nice cleavage.

Yes. . .Yes she does. . .

That too.

Mines better.

You mean, Tomb Raider Jill Croft? Bleh--almost as bad a design to me as RE3 Promotion Jill 3D model--with the creepy alien eyes and face. I don't really like them screwing with an established character design like Jill's just for the sake of sexing her up a bit more for the masses. Rather bland looking really. But I guess it can't be helped. Different art director. Different regime in charge. Oh well. There's far more pressing problems with Revelations as it stands, but that's just a small nitpick of mine.

[Darkmoon]

Kinky electrochock therpy.